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2008 film written and directed by Kevin Smith, and starring Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Jeff Anderson, Traci Lords, Jason Mewes and Craig Robinson. Like Jersey Girl, this is not part of The View Askewniverse.

The plot is pretty much Exactly What It Says on the Tin, as roommates Zack (Rogen) and Miri (Banks) decide to make a pornographic movie in order to pay their bills. However, during the filming of the movie Zack and Miri seem to deal with their UST, although the path of love does not run smooth.


Contains Examples Of:

 Zack: Close the door when you're taking a shit!!

Miri: It WAS closed!

Zack: It was closed OVER, it was not closed--

Miri: JUST CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR, ZACK!

 Zack: You guys didn't have to do this...

Bubbles: And you two didn't have to put us in your movie either.

Deacon: Or let us shoot it!

Delaney: Or produce it.

Lester: Or put us in your movie neither!

Delaney: WE SAID THAT ALREADY!!

 Zack: Yeah, I'll have two beers. (turns to Miri) You want one?

 Zack: What's your name?

Lester: Lester... Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff.

Zack: Wow. That's a great porn name.

Lester: I get to pick a porn name?... Then I want to be called... Pete Jones.

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