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 "Review Haruhi-worshippers! Your yellow-ribboned, headband-wearing goddess demands it!"

You Got HaruhiRolled! is a Haruhi Suzumiya Crack Fic written by superstarultra on The fic is basically what happens when you take wanton violence, character bashing, shameless parodies, major OOC-ness, randomness, foul language, sexual references and situations, and Crack Pairings, throw them in a meat grinder, and gratuitous amounts of Rule of Funny.

Influential enough that it spawned imitators.

This Fanfic features examples of:

  Belome: "So now we got thievery, stupidity, assholelishness... and before I forget, that dude over there tells me you pushed him."

  Kyon: "Nagato, this is the work of a crack fic writer. Once a chapter is over, NOTHING is canon. It all resets."

  Ultros: "I kinda agree with cheese-breath here. I'm against you, and even I agree that was out of line!"

  Haruhi: "Don't feel sorry for me, Mikuru. Feel sorry for Konata! She's forgotten the pirate ways of old! Has a big, fancy, mechanical ship and everything... What kind of self-respecting pirate uses torpedoes?"

  A/N: Moral: "Always be nice to minor characters, kiddies. Otherwise, they may befriend the bad guys and help destroy the world."

  Student Council President: "It's worse than that, Kimidori! WE'VE BEEN HARUHIROLLED!"

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