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  • The Human Snowball moment.
  • The entire scene at the crossroads where they meet Madmartigan; in fact most things Madmartigan says or does.
  • Madmartigan Paper Thin Disguises himself as a woman to dodge an angry husband, only to catch the hulking oaf's eye (which is pretty darn chauvinist of him, considering he barged into the room in a jealous rage). Hilarity Ensues.

 Lug: Wanna BREED?

Madmartigan: Tempting, but... no.

 Sorsha: You're no woman! (tears off Madmartigan's Paper-Thin Disguise wig)

Lug: Not a woman!

Madmartigan: Gentlemen... (smirks)


Madmartigan: Meet Lug! (ducks)


  • Pretty much any scene with the Prefect being the Butt Monkey.
  • Bavmorda's army and Madmartigan run away from the two-headed dragon. Madmartigan takes a breather then realizes he's with the army. He has a Oh Crap look on his face, and runs back inside.
  • "What the hell happened to you?!"
  • The High Aldwin is freaking classic.

 High Aldwin: Go in the direction the bird is flying!

Burgelcutt: It's going back to the village!

High Aldwin: Ignore the bird! Follow the river!

  • Or this:

  High Aldwin: "The BONES have SPOKEN!"

  • Rool (one of the Brownies) gets hit with the Fairy Dust (aka Love Potion), and what's the first thing he sees? A cat. Hilarity Ensues.
    • Pretty much the brownies in general.

 (to Madmartigan) "Don't I knooow youuu? I stole the baby from you, Daikini! While you were taking a pee-pee!"

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