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- Quality and origin of the film aside, it does have some quite funny moments. When all is said and done, it's still Kevin Kline and Will Smith: two exceptionally funny, good actors.
- The entire scene in the desert after they were chased by the giant saws.
West: Gordon, what's your plan for getting this thing off my neck? |
- "I learned that from a China man!" (Whacks him with a shovel) "I just made that up."
- Like so:
West: (regarding Rita) I told you she'd be a distraction. |
- After having failed spectacularly at getting their collars off (at which point they landed in a stream of water):
Gordon: ...oh look. My auxiliary toolkit. I'd forgotten all about it, it must've slipped out of my pocket. |
- When they leave Rita at a train station, Gordon watches her through the train window. As the train pulls out, he moves to the next window down to get another glimpse.
- When they're summarizing their assets.
Gordon: We have training, we have a sense of purpose, and we have the element of surprise! So, what does Loveless have? |
- The Southern party. Especially the hanging scene.
West: [whistles] I'd like to have everyone's attention for a moment. It seems we have had a series of major misunderstandings here, and... I'd like to take a minute to clear a few of them up. First of which... the whole drummin' on the boobies thing. Now, in my native land-- |
- One of the cyborgs that West runs into on the giant spider turns out to have blades instead of hands. He pops the first blade out, and West shows him the knife that that Gordon "took the liberty of installing" in his boot while he was asleep. Knife Guy shows him the other one, and when West tries to duck and run, he briefly shows off with them. West... settles for waggling his boot threateningly.
- West trying to fight the cyborg with the metal cranium.
Punches him in the face. |
- Gordon enthusiastically discussing Rita's "assets", unaware that she has just dropped in through the train's roof and is listening to his every word.
Gordon: Which is not to say Rita doesn't possess a beauty worthy of a Shakespeare sonnet or a Botticelli painting. My god, the curvature of her buttocks and the swell of that magnificent bosom. So full, so sumptous, so... [turns and notices Rita] ...what were all those foreign ministers doing at Loveless' party? This is what really puzzles me, did you have any idea there were so many, so foreign, so... [quietly to West] How long has she been here? |