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What do you get if you watch Kung Fu Hustle, followed by four seasons of How I Met Your Mother while in bed with a 102 degree fever, blasted on cold meds? Apparently, a slice-of-life webcomic where Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting. Zac Hershey, Kitti Sorensen and Dries van de Sloot live in a sort of Alternate Universe that is ruled by the Rule of Funny and the MST3K Mantra, and where office workers are occasionally devoured by giant, flying anglerfish.
- Alas, Poor Villain: Dougie suffers a breakdown from the revelation that he's not actually Scottish. Zac almost feels sorry for him, except he's "still a murderous psychotic bastard".
- Bob From Accounting: Mentioned among the victims of the anglerfish.
- Casual Danger Dialogue
- Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Zac's amount of clues may be negligible, but he's a pretty competent fighter.
- Hand Wave: The comic's preferred way of explaining things. The characters just roll with it.
- How We Got Here: Subverted inasmuch as the anglerfish attack comes just as much out of nowhere in the "explanation" as it does in the opening narration.
- Improbable Weapon User: Zac's weapon of choice is his necktie.
- Incredibly Lame Pun: The fighting styles "Tie Chi" and "Gaykwondo".
- Large Ham: Dries's gaykwondo is powered by his dramatic flair.
- Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: Dougie, the Scottish cowboy.
- Noodle Incident: The "potato juice incident of 2005", Kitti and Dries's "legendary" anniversary, and everything that happened to Zac on the Fleischmann Account.
- Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner
- Oireland: Dougie's father. Worth noting though that it's only Zac trying to imagine what may be going through Dougie's head.
- One-Hour Work Week: Lampshaded by Zac, who explains the he never really understood what Dries does for a living.
- Unlimited Wardrobe: Dries's "bleeding-edge fashion sense" takes this trope Beyond the Impossible by wearing different clothes on every page.
- Unreliable Narrator: Zac pads out blind spots in the story with imaginary scenes.
- Unusual Euphemism: "tucking fool" and "thucking frilled".
- Vague Age: Mostly due to careless narrating.
- Violent Glaswegian: Dougie.