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A questioner: "Who rules Russia when you and the President sleep?"

Putin: "We take turns sleeping."
—From a live television call-in show in 2010

Larry King: "What happened to the submarine RFS Kursk?"

Putin: "It sunk."
—From Larry King's show in 2009
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