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  • Every single time Norma opens her mouth.

 Norma: Whatever happened to the real men in this world? I might as well become a nun!

Gangsters: A nun?!

Norma: What's wrong with that? My MOTHER was a NUN!

  • Squash has just been stranded out in the blistering snow on the balcony outside Victoria and Toddy's hotel room. Sneaking back into the hallway, covered in snow, he encounters the neighbor across the hall.

 Squash: Do you have heat in your room?

Neighbor: (nods)

Squash: Boy, you're lucky.

 Of special note of when the Chez Lui manager, upon receiving the bill of services, takes an iron mallet and abruptly smashes the detective's bandaged finger.

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