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Some sagas just won't die.
—The Tagline

The newest film by Seltzer and Friedberg, and the first one to concentrate of parodying a single franchise, rather than the usual system of parodying a single genre or just parodying everything they could think of. As usual, the film is pretty trope-heavy, with most of them being lampshaded.

The film is an Affectionate Parody of the Twilight Saga, and was fairly successful at the box office, perhaps indicating that if there's one thing the public loves to mock more than Seltzer and Friedberg, it's Twilight. While most critics panned the film overall, many of them noted that Jenn Proske's dull-eyed Kristen Stewart impression almost saves it. In early 2011, the film also earned the distinct honor of competing with Twilight itself for four Golden Raspberry Awards, including Worst Picture.

Not to be confused with Your Vampires Suck. Definitely not to be confused with the other Vampire parody, Suck: Vampires Rock.


This film contains examples of:

 Becca's narration: Oh, wait, you've already seen this bit.

  Edward: The only thing that doesn't stop aging is your ass. It gets pretty wrinkly down there...

 Becca: Why'd you take your shirt off?

Jacob: It's in my contract [gives camera unimpressed look]

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