Unfortunate Names/Quotes

"Hello, I'm Chester Snapdragon-McFisticuff." —Brad Sherwood, Whose Line Is It Anyway??

Meg: Mr. Penisberg, I quit. Peter: Penisberg? Mr. Penisberg: Yeah, go on, get it out of your system... —Family Guy

"Overall, it's a mediocre platformer game, and a cheap exploitation of the Coppola movie.. *Sees the credits* Wait, who is this?...Fred Fuch-FRED FUCKS?!?!" —The Angry Video Game Nerd, on Bram Stoker's Dracula, the Dracula special

< ians> :-( < jeriko> why the sad emoticon? < ians> My name is depressing. < jeriko> there's lots of people with the last name "gay", ians < ians> Jeriko, my middle name is Robert. < ians> I just received a letter from my bank titled to "I. R. Gay" —qdb.us #57881

"My name is Urblad Rotgut." "That's your problem." —Warhammer Dark Omen

"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it." —The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Shepard, this is Admiral Zal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib. Do not ask about the name. —Tali, Mass Effect 2

"We come here on this day to wed Maid Marian to Mervin, the Sheriff of....Mervin? Your name is Mervin?" —The Abbott, Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"The person in question was a victim of murder, not ill-conceived naming, Mr. Wright." —The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, if you say Case 1-1's victim's name was "Cinder Block" by mistake

"You can't expect a chap with such a name as Dick Deadeye to be a popular character— now can you?" —HMS Pinafore

Nick: Your company's name is GPF Software, but isn't "GPF" an abbreviation of "General Protection Fault", the most dreaded of Microsoft Windows error messages, from which you can only recover by a complete system shutdown? Dwayne: Um... I'm not all that creative... —General Protection Fault, November 4, 1998