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  Time to do the splits!

 Girl scout: Yeah, yeah! Just open the door this time!


    • Little Dog is on fire. Big Dog tells him to "stop, drop, and roll", but it's not working. So Big Dog tries to put the fire out with a broom, but the fire burned it and only made it bigger. Then he used a carpet, only made the fire even bigger. Little Dog screams in pain until Big Dog sprays water on him.
    • Little Dog tries to open the door by nailing a woodsaw onto it.
  • "At the Drive-in":
    • The dancing snacks. The soda and the popcorn eat the hotdog after covering himself with mustard and chili.
    • "Well, we have Poopoo Nuggets, Diddlers, Wagger-Baggers, and Corny Pue Clusters."
  • "Stunt Dogs":
    • Trying to find the right door.

 Little Dog: Which one? Which one?

Big Dog: Which... one?

Little Dog: One? Are you sure?

Big Dog: No.

Little Dog: Okay!

    • "Now wasn't that cute? BUT IT'S--" "Food!"
  • When Hollywood teaches the kindergarten and dresses as Abraham Lincoln and ends up being stabbed.

 Little Dog: I thought Lincoln was shot.

  • "I want the toilet seat!"
  • Seven words: "I know a shortcut! Shortcut's this way!"
    • And four words that went with it: "Am I HOOOOOOOOME yet?"
  • "Why are we mowing Astro-Turf?"
    • "Did you learn anything today?" "I learned I like to shake."
  • "Isn't that cute? BUT IT'S WROOOOONG!!!
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