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Time to do the splits!
- "Cookies, Ookies, Blookies":
Girl scout: Yeah, yeah! Just open the door this time!
Big Dog: Open the door! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!!
- Little Dog is on fire. Big Dog tells him to "stop, drop, and roll", but it's not working. So Big Dog tries to put the fire out with a broom, but the fire burned it and only made it bigger. Then he used a carpet, only made the fire even bigger. Little Dog screams in pain until Big Dog sprays water on him.
- Little Dog tries to open the door by nailing a woodsaw onto it.
- "At the Drive-in":
- The dancing snacks. The soda and the popcorn eat the hotdog after covering himself with mustard and chili.
- "Well, we have Poopoo Nuggets, Diddlers, Wagger-Baggers, and Corny Pue Clusters."
- "Stunt Dogs":
- Trying to find the right door.
Little Dog: Which one? Which one?
Big Dog: Which... one?
Little Dog: One? Are you sure?
Big Dog: No.
Little Dog: Okay!
- "Now wasn't that cute? BUT IT'S--" "Food!"
- When Hollywood teaches the kindergarten and dresses as Abraham Lincoln and ends up being stabbed.
Little Dog: I thought Lincoln was shot.
- "I want the toilet seat!"
- Seven words: "I know a shortcut! Shortcut's this way!"
- And four words that went with it: "Am I HOOOOOOOOME yet?"
- "Why are we mowing Astro-Turf?"
- "Did you learn anything today?" "I learned I like to shake."
- "Isn't that cute? BUT IT'S WROOOOONG!!!