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Like all morally-conscious corporations, Trope Co maintains a strong political lobby aimed to combat the notion that a wiki doesn’t require novelty narration techniques to be good. It is well-known that:
WikipediaArticles on The Other Wiki are never written as fake ads.
- The Other Wiki is totally, like, formal and boring.
And, therefore, it is safe to conclude that without parody infomercials, TV Tropes would be just like it. You can thank us, and help us on our mission, by re-writing unrelated tropes as if you were selling them. Don’t forget to use gratuitous exclamation marks whenever making product claims! We love that in advertising.
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