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Shoot anything with teeth bigger than its face!—Random soldier
"Ah, yes. I can only assume you refer to your Dahr-ling Kitten Celeste. I'm afraid she's a little... tied-up at the moment, but I have a feeling we'll be running... into-her... shortly..."—Archie G. Khallos, refering to Harry Tipper's lover, who is tied to a railway track
"TIIIII-III-IIIME TO-O-O SPAH-LIII-IIIT!"—Sgt. Cortez
"...I'll take the next one."—Amy Chen, after hearing the above quote
"They made you do WHAT?!... LIKE A MONKEY?! Those BOUNDERS!"—Captain Ash, listening to his lady-friend's account of being imprisoned.
"Weird... It turned up all empty, with no-one on board.""Ah, shut-up..."
"It's just like the Mary Celeste..."
"The only Mary I know is in Boiler Maintenance. Come to think of it, she's a bit of an old boiler herself."
"Did he used to date her?"
—Conversation between three guards when Cortez hijacks a submarine, and hides.
"I heard gunshots!""Ah, you've been eating that pipe fungus again. I told you to stop it, it makes you paranoid!"
"Ah, you stupid idiot. We're at the bottom of the ocean, nobody can get down here."
"I know what I heard!"
—Two guards, while Cortez is spying on them