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"Did anything weird happen tonight?"—Theodore
Whoopi Goldberg only completed the movie because New Line Cinema threatened to sue her if she walked off the film (after seeing Kim Basinger get sued into bankruptcy after the fiasco that was Boxing Helena, she decided she could live with the shame if it meant keeping the lights on). Theodore Rex was initially intended as a theatrical release but went straight to home video instead, making it the most expensive direct-to-video movie ever made. That's certainly something to keep in mind if you dare to watch it.
You know that Super Mario Brothers movie? Theodore Rex is very similar -- and worse.
According to an Opening Scroll, the story is set in a Dark and Edgy Cyberpunk city "A long time ago in the future" (really), where humans coexist with anthropomorphic animal-people. It's a buddy cop movie with dinosaurs.Theodore is an anthro Tyrannosaurus Rex who wants to be a cop. He gets his chance when he is partnered with Whoopie Goldberg to solve another anthro T. rex's murder.
Then things get weird(er).
An extensive review, with links to other reviews, can be found here. While the film isn't the best quality, the confusion and sheer randomness of the onscreen action is actually kind of impressive. Just when you think the movie can't get any more inane... it does. It really does. That helps it stand alongside Santa Claus, Manos: The Hands of Fate, and The Room on the very thin border between So Bad It's Good and So Bad It's Horrible.
Compare Howard the Duck. Not to be confused with a notable biography of Theodore Roosevelt. Not to be confused with Anonymous Rex, which is a Better Than It Sounds book series that, coincidentally, is about a dinosaur detective solving crimes amongst humans.
- Because Destiny Says So: The Big Bad clearly sides with the nature side of the "nurture vs. nature" debate.
"The genetic code [is] the map of our destiny, and we are all slaves to our DNA".
- The Big Board: You can clearly see in the background for a scene at a police station that it tries for some neopunk style version of the giant battlemap with young waifs pushing units around with croupier rakes. However the overblown size and odd dress code means that it looks more like the Olympic curling team are pushing around Hershey's Kisses.
- BLAM Episode: Where to start with this one...
- Carnivore Confusion: Apparently, anthropomorphic Tyrannosaurs subsist entirely on... milk and cookies. He calls himself a "recovering carnivore", going under the type where carnivorism in talking-animal land is akin to alcoholism.
- Da Chief: The Commissioner.
- Direct to Video: Wasn't intended to be this, but complications caused it to be.
- Every Car Is a Pinto
- Everything's Better with Dinosaurs: Um... this is actually one of the more notable exceptions.
- Fantastic Racism: Humans don't like the anthropomorphic animals. Just because they aren't human, we guess; it's never really explored in the movie.
- Hey, It's That Guy!: Drusilla is one of Kane's scientists.
- Ceratosaurs and Tyrannosaurs and Humans, Oh My!: Incidentally, don't look forward to there being any explanation as to why there are anthropomorphic animals. In some scenes, it appears that they may be aliens, and they have their own society and culture. But in others, it is implied that Theo and friends were grown in a lab or something.
- Gasshole: Theodore Rex did not just butt trumpet.
- Random Events Plot: It starts with a pretty butterfly exploding in an anthro's face and just gets stranger.
- Reptiles Are Abhorrent: Adverted with Theodore Rex and Molly but unintentionally played straight with some of the Nightmare Fuel inducing dinos in the club.
- Starring Special Effects
- People in Rubber Suits: Half the cast really. Theo himself is designed just a hair better then Howard the Duck.
- They Fight Crime: Whoopi Goldberg + dinosaur.
- Vegetarian Carnivore: Theodore Rex is a "recovering" carnivore that eats mostly cookies. Apparently, "I can't believe it's not meat" hasn't been invented yet.
- Well-Intentioned Extremist: Kane, the Big Bad. He wants to start a new Ice Age and essentially start civilization over from there. Seeing as the setting of the movie is your typically crappy future distopia, he kind of has a good point.
- What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made on Drugs?: There aren't enough drugs in the world to explain this one.