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  • Usually any longer conversation with Zoltan leads to Crowning Moments Of Awesome.
  • Whenever people drink. Geralt's reactions to Dandelion's ramblings at The New Narakort are especially hilarious.
  • Geralt's response to the Professor's "intelectual" Hannibal Lecture.

 Geralt: Shut the fuck up.

  • When Geralt talks with the Fisher King. The man speaks only in grunts, but Geralt is completely calm and asks detailed questions. The best part is when every response is a "mhm" until the witcher asks if the villagers are getting along with the vodyanoi. The Fisher King's response? A long "oooooooo".
    • And then, the witcher provokes him to say a few words with an insult. The result? The man acts very mildly insulted and showcases the language of a classy British gentleman.
  • Even the otherwise awesome CGI intro manages to fit one in.

 Geralt: Boo.

[Striga runs away squealing]

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