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  • As far as Narm goes, the ending of the 2006 remake of The Wicker Man is near the top.
    • Few images can beat Nick Cage in a bear suit, sucker-punching a woman.
    • Or pump-kicking Leelee Sobieski into a wall.
    • Or "OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES![1] MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!"
    • Aw, hell, just watch this.
      • There is also a scene sadly missing from the "best of" compilations, where Nick is sitting on a boat, peers out a window to the deck and spys a young girl in a red dress. Who then gets hit by a Mac truck.
  • "HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!! HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURRRRRRRRNEEEED??!!"
    • "I DON'T KNOW!!"
  • Really? No love for what man represents in his purest form?
  • The original film gives Christopher Lee some wonderful Deadpan Snarker moments. "It's much too dangerous to jump the fire with your clothes on."
    • There's also the scene where Sergeant Howie is searching every house for Rowan Morrison and at one point comes in on a woman taking a bath. Neither he nor she says anything for a moment, then he stammers "I-I'm sorry," and abruptly leaves.
  1. No, they're not
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