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There was an ugly
Barnacle. So ugly that
Everyone died. Fin.


Patrick tells a tale
of an ugly barnacle
SpongeBob was not helped.

Ugly barnacle
So ugly as to cause death
Not a helpful tale.

Spongebob feels ugly
Patrick tells him a story
Barnacle kills all.

Destroys everyone!
So ugly! The death of all:
Ugly Barnacle


A Spongebob appeared!
Pat used "Ugly Barnacle"!
It's not effective...


The story? Made of
fail. The entries? TV Tropes Made of Win Archive.
What's the lesson here?

Ugly Barnacle
So ugly everyone died.
Cue the Slasher Smile.

Soul wrought of evil
Ere his birth, is doomed to die
Naught could have saved him...


The spawn of Satan.
Not even he was prepared
for what was to come...

A story about
An ugly barnacle,
Never to catch on.

Why is this page so
long? It is only fifteen
words. What the hell, guys?

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