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The 1982 film

  • Palmer's reaction to the Spider-Head.
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 . . . you gotta be fucking kidding.

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    • It's gets even funnier when it's revealed that Palmer was already an alien when he said that.
  • Garry, after the blood test.
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 I know you gentlemen have been through a lot. But if it's not too much trouble, I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

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  • Clarke's description of the Thing:
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 I don't know what's in there, but it's weird and it's pissed off, whatever it is!

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  • Childs, on multiple occasions.
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 I don't believe any of this voodoo bullshit!

Cut me loose! Cut me loose dammit, cut me loose!

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  • When McReady checks up on Blair, he already has a noose with which to hang himself.
  • This exchange:
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Computer: Knight to Rook One. Checkmate.
Macready: (pours beer into the computer's wiring) Cheating Bitch.

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The 2002 video game

The 2011 prequel

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