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The Suite Life of Zack and Cody:

  • Moseby teaching London to drive, and the Fun with Acronyms that results from her calling the Gearshift a "PRNDL" (pronounced like "prindle").
  • In Cookin' with Romeo and Juliet.

 London: Maddie, that Romeo and Juliet book has a happy ending right?

  • beat*

Maddie: Yeah!

  • London leaves as Maddie walks away, shaking her head and mouthing no*
  • Maddie's school is about to play against another school.

  Nun: Now, girls, before we pound these losers into the ground, let us pray. Dear Lord, please let us pound these losers into the ground.

  • In "The Arwin That Came to Dinner," when Lance broke up with London:

 Lance: I hope we can still be friends.

(London throws a vase at his head. He ducks and the vase shatters against the door.)

Lance: Maybe not close friends.

  • When the nuns give London and Maddie a fake baby to take care of

 Nun: If you don't take care of it, I shall know.

London: You mean? (points up at the sky terrified)

Nun: No, dear, it has a voice recorder in the back.

  • The twins find an old video tape that shows their mother giving birth to them and later reveals that she used to get them mixed up. They call her out on this:

 Cody: Any other secrets from us, mom? If that is your real name.

Carey: I am your mother. Do I need to show you the beginning of the tape again?

  • The twins are trying to help Arwin win a hotel engineer competition. The advice they give him is so think of a happy place so there's less pressure. We get this exchange (or something along the lines of it):

 Cody: The race is going to start soon Arwin. Got your happy place?

Arwin: Well at first it was me and mother on a lovely tropical cruise. But then a storm hit and the waves were huge and then her wheel chair rolled off the side and I yelled 'Mother! Throw me the house keys!'

Zack: Okaayyy. How bout thinking about a nice cookie?

  • This exchange (don't remember exactly how it goes):

 Mom: Okay...what do you say I keep this job and get you a babysitter?

Zack: Babysitter?!

Cody: W-w-w-wait! You just said we were little men!

Mom: Okay, a little men sitter.

  • From "The Suite Smell of Excess", when the boys wind up in a parallel universe...

 Cody: Could this get any weirder?

Female!Esteban: (Enters) Room service!

Zack: That would be a yes!

  • From "Super Twins", the boys get superpowers, and so does Mr. Moseby, who calls himself "The Meanager"... which apparently is his nickname among the staff, much to his confusion. "What nickname?"
  • In "The Ghost of 613", Cody jumps into Maddie's arms a la Scooby Doo... then he tries it again and she doesn't catch him, and he falls to the floor.
  • This scene from "Moseby's Big Brother:"

 Spencer: Oh, and since I'm apologizing, I'm sorry I shaved "dork" in your hair when you were five.

Moseby: You said that was the hair gremlin!

Spencer: I lied.

Moseby: WHAT?! (gets up) PEOPLE CALLED ME "DORK HAIR" FOR YEARS! Including Mom.

Spencer: Don't be mad just because Mom liked me best.

Moseby: Oh-ho-ho, she did not. You know the reason why she treated you better.

Spencer: Don't go there.

Moseby: Oh yeah.

Spencer: Don't go there!

Moseby: Yeah, because you were lactose intolerant!


Moseby: (laughs, then mocks him in a singsong voice) Who's afraid of cheese, who's afraid of cheese?

    • And the fight that ensues afterwards, which continues during this part:

 Cody: It's been thirteen years in the making and I don't want us to end up like Mr. Moseby and his brother! (Cody and Zack both turn and watch as Moseby runs by with Spencer on his back giving him a noogie)

Moseby: Burning, burning, burning, burning! (runs out of view)

Zack: If we do, can I be Spencer? He's rich, he gets all the babes, and he's winning. (both turn and watch as Moseby comes back into view)

Moseby: Get off my back! (flings Spencer off of him, but Spencer crawls back and bites him on the ankle, making Moseby scream in pain) My foot! Ow! (limps off)

Cody: This is what I mean! I don't want to keep everything bottled up inside for thirty years and then wind up hating you!

Zack: You'd hate me?

Cody: Eventually. (both turn and watch as Moseby walks by with Spencer clinging to his leg like a toddler)

The Suite Life on Deck:

  • Boat Cops. That is all.
  • "Starship Tipton": the entire episode, but especially this exchange:

 Zack: Now let's go kick some alien butt! ...Assuming they have butts.

Cody: Zack, do not let your emotions control you. We must approach this conflict logically.

Zack: (makes a "what are you on" face)

    • Also, this:

 Cody's Log: Galatic time, 43.8 Cronos. In two Earth minutes, we will be crossing into Anterian Space. Luckily, I have extensive knowledge in both astro-physics and space telemetry.

Zack's Log: Hurry up dipstick, we're down to one minute!

  • From "I Brake for Whales":

 Marcus: Oh no! Now instead of recording whale sounds for my new single, I'll be recording 'Help me, there's a propellor stuck in my eye!'

  • There's one in "Breakup in Paris" where Zack and Woody attempt to blend in with the French people to escape a pursuer. And by 'attempting to blend in' we mean they muttered in gravelly tones OHOHOHOHOHO FRERE JACQUES OUI OUI OUI.
  • Also from the movie we get this while Zack and Woody are skydiving while Stephanie is after them.

 Zack: (Stephanie throws 2 shoes at them) Well, at least he ran out of shoes (A lot of shoes fall on them) What the heck?!

  • And while Cody and Bailey are fighting

 Cody: If the shoe fits (All those shoes fall on him) What the heck!?

  • And from the episode where Cody goes to Antarctica and Artio Vintali comes to the S.S. Tipton, we get this explaining why London needs Artio Vintali's clothes.

 London: I grew up with a father who was never around with 14 (phone dings) 15 stepmoms.

  • From "The Play's The Thing":

 Zack: Aw, you will. You just need some...fresh meat! (walks and speaks like a zombie)

Cody: You're an idiot.

London: (comes out from behind the curtain wearing a costume of the moon) Ooh, ooh! Shiny shiny shiny!

 Carey: You've always been smart. Ever since you were born and you cut your own umbilical cord.

Cody: I had to. Zack wrapped it around my neck.

    • "Goodbye, seniors, goodbye class, high school you can-"
  • From...some episode whose title I don't remember: "His badge is a cookie!"

The Suite Life Movie:

  • This conversation makes this troper giggle every time:

 Dr. Spaulding: It would be a shame to see your talent go to waste.

Cody: Sir, you don't know how much this means to me... just getting a second chance.

Dr. Spaulding: The Gemini Project. About 50 miles from here. An isolated science camp. Doing research similar to ours... on twins.

Cody: I'm a twin.

Dr. Spaulding: Yes.

Cody: A superior twin.

Zack: *beaming* It's true. I'm proof!

Dr. Spaulding: ...Yes you are.

Zack: *smiles warmly at Cody*

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