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"Is this how time normally passes? Reaaally slowwlly? In the right order?"
Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who, "Vincent and the Doctor"
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Fry: What was it like, lying in that hole for a thousand years?

Bender: I was enjoying it until you guys showed up!
Futurama, "Roswell That Ends Well"
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The Phantom Stranger: He is the only one of us that can time travel. Or can you time travel?

John Constantine: Only the regular way, guv. You know. One minute at a time.
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"I've got a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed."
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Omi: The only way I could get to the future was by waiting, so that's what I did!

Clay: You...waited?

Dojo: For fifteen hundred years?

Kimiko: But you don't have wrinkles or liver spots!

Jack: Or that "old person" smell.
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The first ten million years were the worst; and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.
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Superman: How did you get here?

Vandal Savage: The old-fashioned way. I'm immortal.
Justice League, "Hereafter"
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That wasn't so bad. I'm hardly insane at all from the aeons of isolation and blind, seething rage.
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The oven doesn't really have any magical time properties to be negated. It just travels into the future at a rate of one second per second, like everyone else.
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