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Fry: What was it like, lying in that hole for a thousand years?Bender: I was enjoying it until you guys showed up!
—Futurama, "Roswell That Ends Well"
"I've got a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed."
Omi: The only way I could get to the future was by waiting, so that's what I did!Jack: Or that "old person" smell.
Dojo: For fifteen hundred years?
Kimiko: But you don't have wrinkles or liver spots!
The first ten million years were the worst; and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.—Marvin, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
That wasn't so bad. I'm hardly insane at all from the aeons of isolation and blind, seething rage.—Sarda, Eight Bit Theater
The oven doesn't really have any magical time properties to be negated. It just travels into the future at a rate of one second per second, like everyone else.