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  • Towards the end of his review of Hustlin by Rick Ross, after Ross rhymes 22 with 22 seven times he goes on an angry rant. Just as he yells in rage, the video suddenly cuts to a calm-looking RC assuring the viewers that "he's okay".
  • Anything regarding the sudden sexual content in his review of Drake's "Best I Ever Had".

 When did it go from this... (I'll be there...) to this... (I wanna fuck you like an animal...)

  • His review of Party Like a Rockstar by Shop Boyz - "Where'd you get your knowledge of rock music from, the Ninja Turtles?
    • Rapper: "We['re] about to change the game."

  Rap Critic: "Your naive expectations are adorable."

  • From his It Was a Good Day by Ice Cube review - "Wait, pimping's a crime; since when did Goodyear blimps become snitches?"
  • From his review of My Chick Bad by Ludacris -

 Ludacris rapping: "My chick bad"

Rap Critic: "No, your chick evil!"

  "Evil Knievel couldn't make that leap!"

  • Worst Lyrics of November 2010: being unable to say anything about "I Miss My Homies" due to intense Narm.
    • Also, comparing Mystikal's incoherent rapping to Yosemite Sam in full-on rant mode.
  • J Kwon's Tipsy - "Good luck using that fake I.D. now that you just admitted to the world that you have a fake I.D."
  • Young Jeezy's "My President Is Black" review - "Black, blue, green, grey; what is this, the rapping rainbow?!"
  • "No Love" by Eminem featuring Lil' Wayne
    • His body threatening him with kicking him in the balls if he didn't go out and buy the album containing the song. This then happens again forcing him to see other good art of 2010, specifically Black Swan, which he had originally said wouldn't happen because it was about ballerinas.
  • From his Soulja Boy video: *TEETH*
  • From his recent Crossover with Todd in the Shadows
  • "Just Can't Get Enough" from The Black Eyed Peas begins with him deciding that instead of that song, he'll take the request of the most talked about song on the site. Cue "Pig Power in the House", causing Rap Critic to immediately go back to the Peas.
    • Any time the "cameraman's sister" (the Animetalchick) appears.
  • In "Odds and Ends", the disclaimer that opens the video ("If you can read this, you don't need glasses. If you can't, you're probably having a seizure").
  • Anything including Guy #1 and Guy #2.
  • From his "Moment 4 Life" review: "S-S-S-Stop it!"

 [After saying he likes the song]

And I'm not just saying that because I find her attractive, I'm saying that because I like her body... of work, and I love it when she raps her beautiful lips... off, on this song. ... I wanna make out with Nicki Minaj -- Crap!

Shaq: I, AM, A ROUGHNECK!!!

The Rap Critic: Well, at least I know that "roughneck" means "terrible rapper".

  • From the Worst Lyrics (of 2011):
    • "I'm not sure what 'give me what you got for a pork chop' means, but I'm pretty sure someone who hasn't hit puberty yet shouldn't be saying it."
    • The reference to "Fergie-itis."
    • The Mood Whiplash in "Ass On The Floor":

 Dirty Money: I give my soul to you

Swizz Beats: When you in the club, getcha ass on the floor

Rap Critic: (pointing at subtitles) Uh, are these statements related?

      • And then he does that to another song:

 Damon Albarn: Windmill, windmill for the land...

Rap Critic: By the way, you're supposed to be dancing to this

    • "Maybe-if-I-rap really-fast people-won't understand-that-I'm-not really-saying-anything."
    • Describing "Ass (Remix)" as the following:
      • The sound of inebriation.
      • The running commentary in a pervert's mind as he walks down the street, complete with him imitating one with his eyes darting back and forth.
      • The soundtrack to the Show Within a Show from Idiocracy
  • In his Best Songs of 2011, not even bothering with the subtitles for Tech N9Ne.

 What? What do you want from me? My editing software doesn't let me copy and paste, and this would take a while to type! Look 'em up on your OWN time!

    • This part from #1: Hopsin's "Ill Mind of Hopsin 4"

 Hopsin: Hotter than UV ray/Hotter than the thought of Nicki Minaj naked, making her booty shake

Rap Critic: You just made me think of that. I'm gonna need a moment...

Caption: Rap Critic is going to need a moment to... uh... gather his thoughts... Quick! Cut to something!

{*Cuts to Bad Meets Evil's "Fast Lane*}

Eminem: And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this/ Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus

Caption: Classy move, editor...

  • In his review of the Soulja Boy movie with Mues, he switches the audio during a crowd chase scene to "A Hard Day's Night".
  • From "Top 7 Worst Lyrics I've Ever Heard...March 2012": BITCHES BE WORSHIPPIN' ME IN THE SYNAGOGUE, DOUBLE D!
    • Even funnier, the "Worst Lyrics I've Ever Heard... March 2012" was posted on blip... second of March.
  • In "Beautiful", singing the song to "someone special" and reacting to a Product Placement lyric by showing the cover of his own record.
  • From his review of "Marvin and Chardonnay", after hearing the lyric "This was all inspired by a little Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay":

 (RC looks slowly to the left)

Marvin Gaye: Givin' yourself to me could never be wrong/if the love is true...

(RC looks slowly to the right)

Kanye West: HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP!

(RC looks slowly towards the camera)

RC: Really?

  • From his "Worst Lyrics of July 2013" video, his reaction when Trinidad James misspelled his own name, not to mention Jay-Z's incredibly lame Ice Cube pun.
  • From his "Worst Lyrics of March 2015" video:
    • Lampshading the fact that the number one entry is a Wacka Flocka Flame song titled "Bad Decision".
    • The sketch towards the end of the video where the Rap Critic shoots his friend just because he had a knife... and then said friend reveals that he only made a sandwich for him.
  • From his "Worst Lyrics of June 2015" video:

Dr. Dre: We in that sunshine state!

The Rap Critic: That's Florida. Florida's the sunshine state. Dude, I'm from neither of those states and I know that! How do you get that wrong in a song that's supposed to be about the love of California?!

  • The fact that half of the "Worst Lyrics of 2016" is devoted to a whole song, "Flatline" by B.o.B.
  • His angry rant towards the end of "Bad and Boujee", when Lil Uzi Vert says "we know we winning, we is not losing."
  • The sketch at the end of the "Worst Lyrics of April 2017" video. One YouTube commentator even said that it's one of the funniest things that he ever did!
  • In the "Worst Lyrics of October 2017", he compared the chorus from "HipHop Junkies" by Nice and Smooth to the sounds of a caveman ejaculating.
    • Earlier, his sketch in which 2Chainz, who is high, talks to rain and hears the sounds of thunder, and water screaming as they fall into their "deaths".

2Chainz!Rap Critic: Okay, uh... never buying drugs from this guy again...

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