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 "If we're feeling kind of tedious,

if life is seriously mediocre,

here's how to get that adrenaline flowing:

just step up on a boeing going high."

This sitcom followed the cabin crew of the fictional "Air Scotia" airline, based at Prestwick Airport in its pre-Ryanair days. There's the camp, ego-centric Sebastian Flight, perennially single Steve McCracken, their boss Shona "Hitler in Tights" Spurtle and a Captain who is so out of it, he makes Dougal seem normal. Add surrealism and song and dance numbers for anarchy.

This show contains examples of:

 "Nothin' good ever happens tae folk from Falkirk."

 Steve: That man is so surreal, he's no' real.

Sebastian: Aye - he's Salvador Dali in epaulettes.

 Steve: I don't know about you, Sebastian, but I never come first.

Shona: (horrified) Steve! You give me the dry boak.

 Avril: Driver, take this plane to Dunoon, or the steward gets it.

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