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  • Chunk is the source of many of the films great funny moments.
    • Chunk spilling his Pepsi on himself.

 Chunk: Aww, shit!

 Chunk: Okay Brad, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did!

    • Chunk drops the statue.
    • Chunk glues the penis on the statue upside down.

 Chunk: Look, how's that? How's that?

Mikey: Oh you idiot! You glued it upside-down!

Brad: If God made us do it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces!

Chunk: Looks fine to me.

    • And Chunk and Mouth thought Mrs. Walsh saw it.

 Mrs. Walsh: What is that?

Chunk: Oh shit, what?

    • And let us not forget the entire confession scene where Chunk spills his guts to the Fratellis?
  • When Mouth sticks his tongue through a picture.

  Mouth: Mikey? Mikey? Come on, help me feel like a woman. Come one, give me a nice wet lickery kiss.

  • When Brad gets tied to the chair.

  Brad: I'm gonna hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes are gonna be out of style!

  • When the Fratellis find the body of Chester Copperpot.

 Jake: (checking the wallet) "Looks like they picked him clean, Ma.

Mother Fratelli: Sure, right before they ate him.

Francis: Stupid.

  • "I'll show you a tremor!" (slap)
  • From a deleted scene:

 Mouth: It's okay, Brad. Just remember we're all here for you. (Mouth takes the map from Brad's pocket) Here's to good friends...

Mouth, Data, and Chunk: Tonight is kinda special!

  • When the Goonies came upon under a wishing well:

 Mouth: (looking at coins) President Lincoln... George Washington... Uh, Martin Sheen...

Stef: Martin Sheen?! That's President Kennedy, you idiot!

Mouth: Well, same difference! I mean, he played Kennedy once!

Stef: Oh that's real smart! It's nice to see you're using your brain!

Mouth: Yeah? Well, at least I have a brain!

Stef: You're so stupid, Mouth!

Mouth: Oh yeah?

Stef: Yeah! (Mouth makes a "stupid" face at her) SHUT UP!

  • After Francis falls prey to Data's "slick shoes".

 Ma Fratelli: Francis? Sweetheart, are you okay??

Francis: [high-pitched whimper] ...no.

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