Voiced by: Chris Hardwick
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I'm so adorable. Quick, take my picture. Take my picture. |
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<tabber> |-| Sanjay and Craig = Craig Slithers is Sanjay's talkative pet snake and best friend who has fire in his belly. He started out as a self-delusional Comedic Hero but after Season 2, he became a Wild Card and the secondary main protagonist of the show. He eventually becomes a Local Hero, gets his own room after the duo find a hidden layer in their household and even becomes an Ascended Fanboy along with his main friends and brother when they enter another dimension in the Grand Finale.
- Adorkable: Like his partner Sanjay, he sometimes shows shades of this.
- Beware the Nice Ones/Beware the Silly Ones: He may be an Adorkable serpent who means well when it comes to his actions but when he gets dangerous, he gets dangerous.
- Cute Bruiser: He looks like a plush toy if not more Adorkable, however he's also a semi-feral animal who mauls other wild beasts alive for lunch.
- Depending on the Writer: He's pretty much a Wild Card when it comes to his morality; he can come off as a Jerk with a Heart of Gold at best and an Anti-Hero at worst while other times he's just a friendly guy.
- Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal: All he has to do to pass as human is to wear a blue cap backwards and a red T-shirt.
- I Just Want to Be Loved: Being a disgraced outcast with an origin of how he grew to become the anti-villainous anarchist television knew today and neglectful parents who are more focused on his many siblings than with him can do this to you.
- Master of Disguise: Nobody can ever tell he's actually a snake in people's clothing, just a green-skinned boy with no arms.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He can be abrasive and crude (especially in "Susan Loogie") but a lot of times he's shown to be a really sweet person, he just had an origin shown mainly in "Snake Pit" that turned him into an Anti-Villain.
- Paper-Thin Disguise: His disguise consists of a t-shirt and baseball cap, but nobody notices he's a snake and if Anthony Gourmand's POV is to be believed, as long as he's wearing his hat and shirt, everyone sees him as a normal no-armed (green) human child.
- Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The Manly Man to Sanjay's Sensitive Guy.
- Temporarily a Villain: Serves as the Arc Villain of "Susan Loogie", "Release The Craigan", a brief scene in "Ting", "Road Pizza" (he got possessed so it's justified), "Depants Tag" and "Barfy's Babies".
- Vague Age: It's uncertain whether he is 13 years old according to his page or simply an adult as he said in an episode early into Season 1 though his Adorkable quirks may presumably confirm the former.
|-| The Craig Slithers Show = Craig Slithers is the main protagonist of The Craig Slithers Show and the arch-enemy of Grimminance D. Reaper who has it in for his misdeeds. He has a myriad of friends such as his love interest Satine Venom and his best friend Sanjay Patel. Along with old friends, he made new friends in Marxlene White (Satine's best friend) and Satine (Craig's former "test subject"-turned pet raccoon). He made it his mission to become Internet-famous but this may not be necessary. Now he will have to stop his arch-enemy, save Lundgren and become a superstar in his own right.
- Adorkable: He is more of this than he has ever been in the series to the point of being stunned by Satine for the first time which is clearly heartwarming at best and a potential radar scene at worst.
- Arch Enemy: To Grimminiance D. Reaper.
- Character Development: Craig is a perfect example going from whining about everything to pratically smiling thanks to Satine Venom's Pet the Dog moment.
- The Hero: Just simply saying his name brings about a new vibe about his new protagonist role contrasting to Sanjay Patel
- Took a Level In Badass: After a chance encounter with Satine Venom, he alters his goal to become famous and goes from a comedic Large Ham to a Poisonous Friend with fire in his belly.