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Santana: Have you ever heard about the term "beards"? It is when a gay man and woman date each other in order to hide the fact that they are gay. Like the Roosevelts. So you and I are going to be each others beards. Then we are going to win Prom King -- and Queen and rule the school.Santana: Then I am going to tell everyone about you, and your life will be over. Only straight I am is straight up bitch. Are you in or not?
Dave: What if I say no?
"People think you're gay now, Finn. Do you know what that makes me? That makes me your BIG, GAY BEARD."—Quinn Fabray, Glee