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Santana: Have you ever heard about the term "beards"? It is when a gay man and woman date each other in order to hide the fact that they are gay. Like the Roosevelts. So you and I are going to be each others beards. Then we are going to win Prom King -- and Queen and rule the school.

Dave: What if I say no?

Santana: Then I am going to tell everyone about you, and your life will be over. Only straight I am is straight up bitch. Are you in or not?
"People think you're gay now, Finn. Do you know what that makes me? That makes me your BIG, GAY BEARD."
Quinn Fabray, Glee

Fifth Doctor: Does he still have that rubbish beard?

Tenth Doctor: No, no beard this time -- well, a wife.
Doctor Who, "Time Crash"
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