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From the cartoon:

General

  • There's a Running Gag in several episodes, starting in "Some Assembly Required", where Hulk keeps smashing through the gates/doors/walls/ceilings of the Avengers Mansion (even when there's an easier way through), always to Tony's chagrin.
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 Iron Man: Why would you do that? The doors open automatically!

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Season 1

Micro-Episodes

  • From the micro-episode "The Man in the Ant Hill," the way Hank asks Janet to make sure the mercenaries he shrank don't get eaten, it sounds like he considers it an errand as typical as buying extra groceries after work.
  • Three Words from "Hulk vs The World", "Tick, Tick, Boom!"
  • "Hulk smash rock, Einstein!"
  • In the micro-episode, "Nick Fury: Agent of SHIELD", after Grim Reaper knocks Nick Fury off of the flying car they were on:
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 Grim Reaper: "Hahaha! That's it, run! Run-" (looks up and sees the bomb that Fury planted on his scythe counting down to 3 seconds) "...oh."

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  • Hulk just holding Hawkeye's head in his fist, watching him dangle uselessly.
  • Bucky to Captain America: "You always get me caught."
  • From "The Big House," Arnim Zola playing Pong.

Breakout

  • Thor talking to Jane here, after just saving her life. Jane is amused by the fact he seems to be following her.
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 Jane: " Hey, have you been following me?"

Thor: (sheepishly) " ... Perhaps?"

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    • Also, Thor and his inability to comprehend the bendy straw.
  • Iron Man startling a farmer while stranded in a cornfield in "Breakout Part 2".
  • Graviton pushing Iron Man so hard he becomes A Twinkle in the Sky.
  • Graviton, while fighting the Avengers sans the Hulk
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  • Wasp Cherry Tapping Graviton after the giant battle between him and the Avengers

Some Assembly Required

  • At the beginning of the episode after the Avengers capture Mandrill (via his fearful surrender).
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 Wasp: Well that was easy.

Thor: Verily. He bringeth shame to all monkeys with his cowardice.

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  • Wasp and The Hulk have a "little sister/Grumpy big brother" thing going, especially when she's making faces at the Hulk.
  • Iron Man explaining he came late to the Avengers' first gathering because he had a meeting, but then admitting that he missed that meeting, too.
  • There's also one of Hulk's rare gems here:
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 Thor: "Twould be wise to treat the lady with respect."

Hulk: "Which lady you mean, blondie?"

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  • Hulk's annoyance at everyone being late for the first Avengers' meeting.
  • Wasp's eagerness to move into the Mansion, reasoning that firemen live at the fire station, and Hank's off-handed remark to Ultron's head about Wasp's excitement.

Living Legend

  • The faces Wasp makes at the blob monster.
  • This exchange:
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 Iron Man: Avengers, Assemble!

Ant Man: We're all right here.

Iron Man: ...

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  • Also Wasp coming to after being knocked out by Zemo
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 Wasp: Huh? WhadImiss?

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  • And this:
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 Thor: Mortal technology... you would do well to trust your eyes and ears.

Iron Man: I'm picking something up on my scanner. It's faint but it's definitely a life form. That's so weird though, since I didn't see or hear anything.

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  • Iron Man and Cap, in their respective civie identities of Tony Stark and Steven Rogers, share this exchange after defeating Doughboy:
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 Tony: Bio-engineered monsters. Freaky ooze creatures. Is that what it was like fighting evil the '40s?

Steve: No, sometimes it got strange.

Tony: Did you just make a joke? Captain America has a sense of humor.

Steve: Don't get used to it, solider. And please, call me Steve.

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  • Tony's confused reaction after Steve asks if he can meet the Avenger wearing "the black cat suit."
  • Wasp's reaction to flying the Quinjet.
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 Wasp: This is the coolest thing I've ever done, I'm driving a jet!

Iron Man: [Over the radio] It's actually on auto-pilot, Wasp. Sorry.

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Everything Is Wonderful

  • Wasp and Thor's entire battle with MODOC. As dangerous as he is, he ends up being nothing but their Butt Monkey.
  • After MODOC sees the transformation of Wonder Man was successful.
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 MODOC: Amazing! I have created a being of pure ionic energy! I am science! I am genius!

*Mjolnir smacks him in the face and drives him through a wall*

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  • The best part is Thor first spotting MODOC, where he drops his usual Shakespearean form of speech and just goes, "That...is a very big head." After a minute or so of MODOC bantering back, Thor is still sort of stuck on it, and continues, "Like a Frost Giant's head on an infant's body."
      • It's even funnier because his psuedo-English accent disappears too.
    • Thor using Wasp's terminology and calling the AIM agents "Geeks".
  • Also, when Giant Man takes a moment to geek out over expanding ionic energy before getting uppercut by Wonder Man. His expression is priceless.

Panther's Quest

  • Captain America asking the "projectionist" to adjust the screen while he and the other Avengers watch some security camera footage.
  • While Ant-Man and Iron Man plan how to save Wakanda from Klaw:
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 Ant-Man: The Vibranium should contain the sound from Klaw's sonic emitter. There's just a small chance that the vibrational shockwave could case destructive inference and then explode.

(pause)

Iron Man: I heard "destructive" and "explode."

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  • Iron Man, still feeling shaky after trapping Klaw: "Make me stop vibrating!"

Gamma World

  • Hawkeye telling the Hulk that he'd better do what he says, or else he'll take him out on his own. Also counts as a Crowning Moment of Awesome since making Hulk laugh at that statement is how he makes Hulk turn back into Banner.
  • Wasp to Black Panther: "I forgot you talked!"
  • After the Leader is defeated in Gamma World we have this exchange
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 Leader: (With his head more freakish than normal) "It would have been glorious. I was creating the perfect world all in my image."

Hulk: "That's the problem; you're ugly."

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  • Hulk referring to Hawkeye as "Cupid."
  • From "Gamma World Part 1":
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 Captain America: (about Doc Samson) Why does that man have green hair?

Iron Man: I have no idea.

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Masters of Evil

  • Thor not understanding the "assemble" signal.
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 Thor: This card is troubling. Iron Man's technology is constantly making noises at me.

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  • Hawkeye is a walking CMOF:
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 His reaction to accidentally tasting a Wakandan "poisonous" skin cream. (As well as Black Panther's smirk afterwards.)

Hawkeye: (being crushed by Abomination) Please... I'm begging you... brush your teeth.

Hawkeye: (When Black Panther says he would meet death with dignity) I'll meet mine with kicking and screaming.

Hawkeye: (after defeating the Masters of Evil) You know, I'm not so sure I wanna be part of a team I have to rescue every week.

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    • Following the last moment mentioned in that list, Hawkeye's excitement after Black Panther sarcastically deems him worthy of becoming the new leader.
  • A tiny Ant-Man running towards Abomination, who thinks it'll be an easy win, only to see him grow into Giant-Man and punt Abomination through the roof.

459

  • For starters:
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 Hulk: (Talking about Captain Marvel) I don't like him.

Giant-Man: You don't like anybody.

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  • After Captain Marvel says the Nega-Bomb will kill everything on earth.
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 Hulk: I bet I'll survive.

Thor: (Sarcasm Mode) Your compassion is overwhelming, troll.

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  • After returning to earth after having thrown the Nega-Bomb into space.
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 Thor: (To Iron Man) I would've woken before I hit ground. I did not need you to catch me.

Iron Man: Of course you didn't.

Hulk: Wimp!

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 Wasp: Hulk, smash him.

Hulk: Finally!

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  • When Carol starts developing super powers:
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 Carol: (levitating) Guys, why is the ceiling so low?

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  • The look on Giant-Man's face when Wasp calls out his apparent lack of romantic interests mid-battle.

The Man Who Stole Tomorrow

  • Cap repeatedly pwning Tony in a boxing ring. Hulk and Hawkeye enjoy it immensely.
  • Also, Wasp questioning the quality of one of her teammates' quotes:
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 Thor: You wish to end a life, villain? Then, try ours!

Wasp: Yeah! Wait, what?

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  • Wasp trash-talking Blizzard while they take him to the Negative Zone prison.
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 Blizzard: This isn't fair! None of you could have taken me alone!

Wasp: Man you are a whiner! You've been complaining ever since we caught you, Blizzard. Which was really easy by the way.

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Come the Conqueror

  • Hawkeye and Hulk hold off Kang's forces on a bridge. Hawkeye brags that he's taken down more enemies than Hulk and Thor, then they are interrupted by another army of robots.
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 Hawkeye: I'll take 'em all, you just get some rest big guy.

Robots then Combine into a mecha so big that it dwarfs Giant Man. Followed by an Oh Crap face from Hawkeye and Hulk.

Hulk: Hm. Maybe I will get some rest now. Good luck. (walks away)

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  • When The Hulk leaps to help Giant Man and promptly gets side swiped by a flying drone.

The Kang Dynasty

  • When Iron Man and Wasp try to break into Damocles:
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 Wasp: We could pretend to be Girl Scouts. Everyone opens the door for Girl Scouts.

Iron Man: You're not helping, Jan.

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  • Also, Wasp's method for entering.
  • Ant-Man lampshades the show's emphasis on fight scenes while infiltrating Damocles.
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 Ant-Man: Okay, so what now?

Captain America: We take down Kang.

Ant-Man: That's right, I forgot. Violence first.

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  • Ant-Man insisting to Hulk and Hawkeye that Ultron is not creepy, because he designed Ultron to resemble an ant's head.

Widow's Sting

  • We have this exchange:
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 Mockingbird: I've come a long way since the days of driving you around.

Hawkeye: That was like, three months ago.

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  • From the beginning of the episode, tiny-armed MODOC straining to remove one of Hawkeye's arrows from his forehead.
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 MODOC: Arms too short... can't reach.... Retreat! Retreat!

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  • After Iron Man scolds Cap and Panther for helping Hawkeye disobey SHIELD:
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 Iron Man: I told Hawkeye to let it go! Maybe you remember that?

Captain America: It sounded more like a suggestion than an order.

Black Panther: Wakandan elders teach that the line between "revenge" and "avenge" is easily blurred.

Iron Man: (to Ant-Man) You see what I have to put up with?

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The Casket of Ancient Winters

  • Magical blizzards engulf the entire world. Up until then, it was around 100 degrees out, so Hulk, Jan, and Clint were hanging out at the mansion's pool. Afterwards, the pool was frozen with the Hulk inside it.
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 Hulk: You left Hulk in the pool. IT FROZE!

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  • Prior to the blizzard, Hawkeye's hilarious tan lines. The dude has a farmer's tan.
  • After the storm begins, Clint tells Jan to look at the bright side. Jan asks him how they can do that, causing him to pause, then admit he can't find the bright side.
  • There's something to be said about the inherent funnyness of the incredible Hulk gently swimming back and forth in a swimming pool.

Hail HYDRA!

  • The look on MODOC's face when the Cosmic Cube is almost fully uploaded.
    • Apparently Marvel thought this was funny too, and made the image into a promotional desktop wallpaper.
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 Hulk: I say we let 'em fight, enjoy the show.

Pym: There's nothing to enjoy about fighting.

Hulk: You're doing it wrong, then.

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    • And then later, after Hulk saves Ant-Man from some Dreadnoughts...
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 Hulk: See? Fighting is fun!

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  • After Ant-Man watches Hawkeye admit to Black Widow that he has grown to understand and accept her reasons for framing him of betraying SHIELD, and Widow assure Hawkeye that she didn't enjoy betraying him, he comments, "And I thought Jan and I had issues."
  • And there's Hawkeye Lampshading the fact that he is usually the one to pull a Big Damn Heroes moment when the Avengers are in trouble.
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 Hawkeye: Don't panic everyone, I'm here to save the world. Again.

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Ultron-5

  • At the beginning of the episode, Black Panther and Hulk bring in the Red Ghost and his Super-Apes for custody.
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 (Hulk busts down the door and tosses the unconscious villains into the room)

Hulk: Called themselves the Super-Apes. Didn't seem so super to me.

Iron Man: Why would you do that? The doors open automatically!

Thor: Well done, Hulk. 'Tis surprising how many monkeys we face in battle.

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  • After Ultron makes the computer systems in the Avengers' Mansion go crazy and attack the Avengers.
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 Black Panther: The mansion's systems have been compromised.

Hawkeye: No kidding.

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The Ultron Imperative

  • After the Avengers took down the Ultron-controlled Iron Man armors and learned about the attack on the helicarrier, Hawkeye told Iron Man that he and Black Panther could finish up at the mansion while the others went to the helicarrier. After the other Avengers leave, cue all the armors powering back up and surrounding Hawkeye and Panther.
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 Black Panther: (stares at Hawkeye)

Hawkeye: Yeah, I know. I'm dumb.

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  • While the Avengers and Maria Hill are battling Ultron aboard the helicarrier, Wasp points out that Hank didn't design Ultron with built-on guns, to which the robot responds that his model was modified by Tony Stark. Maria Hill glares at Tony and Hawkeye quips to Ultron:
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 Hawkeye: That's just perfect. What did Hulk contribute; your bad attitude?

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This Hostage Earth

  • Hawkeye has one:
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 Hawkeye: Can anyone tell me how to stop this... whatever it is? There's an elf giving me a dirty look.

Elf: >:

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  • Also his exchange with Chemistro.
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 Chemistro: How could you not remember who I am? You punched me in the face!

Hawkeye: That doesn't really narrow it down, pal.

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    • The best part of this is that it's a long time Brick Joke. Back in "Breakout" part 1, Chemistro was gathering his stuff and Hawkeye did punch him in the face. Just makes the line more funny to show the ways Hawkeye socks it to the villains.
    • Even better, he guesses he's Paste-Pot Pete or the Hypno Hustler, two of the most ridiculously named villains Marvel's ever published.
  • During the battle between Wasp and Abomination, the latter catches Wasp between his hands. When he peers inside to see if she was crushed, he sees Wasp stick her tongue out at him like a little kid and then blast him right in the eyeball.

The Fall of Asgard

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 "Hulk is strongest there is!!"

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Season 2

The Private War of Dr. Doom

  • Johnny Storm boasting during the poker game that he and the other members of the Fantastic Four saved the world before breakfast.
  • Johnny acting shocked that Captain America[1] would forget about him being the Human Torch. This becomes especially funny for those who can recall Chris Evans portraying Johnny and Steve in two different movie franchises.
  • The constant fighting and back and forth insults between The Hulk, and The Thing.
  • When Sue welcomes Tony and Jan to the Baxter Building:
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 Sue: Hi, Tony. Reed's in his lab. He's expecting you.

Tony: What? Mr. Fantastic in his lab, ignoring you? Shocker. Why are you still hanging around with that guy, when you could be with me?

(Jan elbows Tony's armor, then winces in pain.)

Tony:Uh, you know, as the Invisible Woman. Joining the Avengers.

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Alone Against A.I.M.

  • Although you could see it coming from a mile away from the recap, when Tony asks who his 7'o clock appointment is, it cuts to a very impatient Maria Hill remarking, "You're late."
  • Pepper Potts has a couple of pretty funny sarcastic quips to A.I.M.'s Scientist Supreme while she is held captive by him.
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 Scientist Supreme: Do you know who I am?

Pepper: *smirks* An angry beekeeper?

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Acts of Vengeance

  • Zemo and the surviving Masters of Evil approach the Avengers for an Enemy Mine against the Enchantress, but before he can explain anything, the Hulk does what he does best, tackles Abomination, and starts pounding on him. And then keeps pounding on him in the background while Zemo and Captain America talk things out. Nobody seems to notice (or care) for a solid minute until Zemo points out, "Your monster attacked our monster," and Cap calls him off. Hulk stands down...but not before giving Abomination one last parting shot.
  • When the Avengers are in a huddle, discussing their alliance with the Masters of Evil:
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 Hulk: We should just smash 'em!

Hawkeye: Really? How long'd it take you to come up with that plan, genius?

Hulk: I can smash you too!

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Welcome To the Kree Empire

  • The scene with Tony, Cap, and Hulk in the mansion contains such moments as the Hulk snarfing a whole chicken, Cap asking Tony if he's sure that Tony only blacked out once during their latest boxing match, and Hulk completely failing to give a shit:
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 Tony: I'm gonna go rebuild Jarvis for the hundredth time.

Hulk: No. Need you here. SHIELD called. (nonchalantly keeps eating)

Tony: And...?

Hulk: Aliens are invading. (still totally calm, keeps eating)

Tony: (shares a look with Cap, then with strained patience) Did they say where?

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  • The introduction of Abigail Brand...which ends with her threatening to shoot a non-cooperative computer.

To Steal an Ant-Man

  • Luke Cage telling Iron Fist not to call him Power Man.
  • After Crossfire mockingly asks Hank Pym, Iron Fist, and Luke Cage if they're supposed to be the Avengers:
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 Luke Cage: Yeah, we're the Avengers. I'm Captain America, and my friend in the pajamas is Thor. Now let the girl go before we avenge you upside the head.

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  • After beating all the thugs and saving Lang's daughter we get this gem from Cage.
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  Luke Cage: "Yo Pym! Were do we send the bill?"

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  • When Luke and Iron Fist first run into a couple of Cross's super-thugs, one of them repeatedly tries to punch out Cage, who just stands unmoving and unfazed for a few punches before cracking the guy's arm and tossing him into a dumpster, quipping,
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 Luke Cage: It's called unbreakable skin... fool.

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Michael Korvac

  • As Tony begins explaining the readings from studying Michael in detail to the Hulk, Tony realized the Hulk (Who, like in "Welcome to the Kree Empire," is calmly eating chicken the whole time) probably doesn't understand or care about any of this. Cue the Hulk correctly identifying Michael's strange readings as cosmic energy before even Tony could come to that conclusion.
  • Hawkeye's quip during the Avenger's staredown with the Guardians that kind of calls back to Season One, "This Hostage Earth":
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  Hawkeye (To Iron-Man): There's a tree and a raccoon scowling at us, man. Are we firing?

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  • The stand-off between Hulk and Rocket Raccoon, as the two hold their ground and try to intimidate the other, made even funnier by the fact that Rocket won.
  • Hawkeye noting Korvac, being a former alien abduction victim and all, probably isn't going to react well to waking up Strapped to An Operating Table.
  • As the fight between the Guardians and the Avengers ends and everyone starts listening to the other side, Hulk comes crashing down from the ceiling, holding Groot's head, to grab Rocket Raccoon. As Hulk holds the two, Groot's head solemnly declares "I AM GROOT!" causing a reaction from both Rocket Raccoon and the Hulk.
  • As Iron Man analyzes Quasar we get this.
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 Iron Man: I have shields too, lady. Your sword isn't going to do much.

Quasar Uses her quantum bands to completely surround Iron Man with weapon constructs.

Iron Man: (completely deadpan) Okay, those might do something.

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Who Do You Trust?

  • Tony messing up the "welcome toast" meant to begin the pizza party.
  • Hulk and the Black Panther are on monitor duty at the Avengers Mansion. When Hulk is getting restless at Panther's complete and utter silence, we get this gem:
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 Hulk: You talk too much.

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    • To be more accurate, Hulk is on monitor duty. Black Panther is on Hulk duty.
  • Also Hawkeye and Janet standing around heckling Ms. Marvel ("the new guy") while she's fighting a monster. Captain America then rolls up, and grimly notes that in his day, they didn't treat rookies like this. He adds they treated them a lot worse, then sits back to watch the fight.
  • Carol boasts that if Clint were still a SHIELD member, she'd outrank him. He responds by creating a little bow, and firing a toothpick at her, which she promptly vaporizes.

Nightmare in Red

  • After Bruce Banner insists that as part of the Avengers, he should get a chance to help face Red Hulk:
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 Hawkeye: You're not an Avenger, the Hulk is. Calling you an Avenger is like saying my bow is a member of the team.

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  • After the team discovers that Red Hulk has captured Bruce Banner, Jan reminds everyone else that they can trace the signal of Banner's ID card to find out where the two of them went, then comments that they must really be in trouble if she had to come up with that plan.
  • Dr. Banner in his fishing hat and fishing vest.
  • Stepping into an elevator, Bruce mentions that Hawkeye is making it hard to not just hulk out and tear everything to pieces. Hawkeye sensibly edges to the side.

Prisoner of War

  • :As the ragtag group of prisoners attempt to escape the Skrulls that imprison them, we get this gem:
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 Henry Gyrich: Captain, if we need to sacrifice the others to get me on that shuttle, I give you full authorization to do so.

Dr. Lyle Getz: Who are you?

Henry Gyrich: Henry Gyrich, Director of S.W.O.R.D.

King Cobra: What's S.W.O.R.D.?

Henry Gyrich: We're the agency responsible for dealing with alien threats.

Dr. Lyle Getz: Well, I hope they fire you.

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  • Mockingbird's distaste and annoyance at Cobra's lack of scruples.
    • When Mockingbird and Cobra are fighting Skrulls...
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 Captain America: Go! Get to the ship!

(Cobra turns and runs away to the ship)

Mockingbird: Come on, let's... go? (sees Cobra running away) Psh.. supervillains...

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 Cobra: What are you waiting for? Go!

Mockingbird: (knocks him out) We're waiting for Cap and Viper, jerk!

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  • When Cap and Viper board the plane, Clay Quartermain is behind the controls.
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 Captain America: Go! Do it!

Henry Gyrich: Hit the thrusters or something!

( Clay responds by smashing the console with both fists. The plane dematerializes and materializes far away.)

Clay Quartermain: ...Okay, then.

( Clay looks up to see Viper, Mockingbird, and Gyrich glaring at him, while Cap is grinning)

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 Hi Cap. I'm gonna sleep now.

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Infiltration

  • Wasp's quip after she punches the Skrull Ant-Man in the face.
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 Wasp: That felt kinda good!

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  • Iron Man: "JARVIS, we may have to put Doctor Doom on the Christmas card list."

Secret Invasion

  • Maria Hill commenting on how often the Helicarrier gets trashed.
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 "I've had the same car since I was nineteen, and yet this thing falls out of the sky every other Thursday."

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  • Due to an animation error, Nick Fury had his eyepatch on the wrong eye at the end of the episode.

Along Came A Spider...

  • When Spider-Man is fighting Bushmaster he breaks off one of the villain's cybernetic arms, then casually rips off the other, much to Bushmaster's surprise.
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 Spider-Man: Whoops. Sorry about that. Hey, at least now you're more snake-like.

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Behold... the Vision!

  • Hawkeye challenging Black Panther to be King of Wakanda.
    • And at the end of the episode, Hawkeye tries to pull a fast one on Panther in the arena and punches at him, but T'Challa simply spins him around and twists his arm behind his back.
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 Hawkeye: Okay, okay! You can be King of Wakanda!

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  • Jane Foster's embarrassment when Janet slyly asks if she keeps coming back to the Avengers Mansion just to see Thor.
  • When Panther, Hawkeye, Cap, and Thor are attacking Vision en masse towards the end of the episode, Vision consistently states the probability of his mission's success, with the number growing lower and lower with each attack.

Powerless!

  • When the Avengers arrive to take on the Wrecking Crew:
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 Thor: Only the lowest of mortals would attempt such an assault in broad daylight.

Iron Man: Well, that's the Wrecking Crew for ya; not exactly stand-outs in the thinking department. But they do pretty well in the "I'm about to take a repulsor-blast to the face department".

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  • The Big Three and Hawkeye are walking through the subway station after Iron Man, Cap, and Thor lost their powers.
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 Cap: We have to keep moving, we can't risk placing civilians in jeopardy.

Hawkeye: Plus, they probably have a better shot at taking down the baddies than you guys do at this point.

(All three glare at him)

Hawkeye: Okay... Senses of humor, also gone.

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  • Hawkeye fires his last arrow at Bulldozer, which hits him in his armored chest.
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 Bulldozer: Ha! Ya missed!

(the arrow explodes in a gas cloud, choking Bulldozer)

Hawkeye: Psh, like I ever miss!

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  • After the Big Three get their powers back and defeat Loki's Destroyer armor...
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 Hawkeye: (throws a brick at the back of the empty Destroyer's head, knocking it over) I don't know what you guys would do without me.

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Assault on 42

  • At the beginning of the episode when the Avengers are taking Whirlwind to 42.
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 Wasp: It's off to prison again! You must be so psyched!

Whirlwind: *annoyed grunt*

Wasp: And not just any prison. You've got your own cell waiting for you in 42.

Ms. Marvel: Jan, do you think it's necessary to tease the prisoner like that?

Wasp: Yeah, pretty much. Especially when it's Dave; we go way back.

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Ultron Unlimited

  • When the Cap and Hawkeye robots show up in the mansion training room to take on Cap and Hawkeye, Clint makes a remark that really calls back to the Skrull invasion:
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 Hawkeye: Okay, just to get this outta the way... I'm me.

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  • After Hawkeye blows the Ms. Marvel robot to pieces:
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 Hawkeye (to Ms. Marvel): (grins) Nothing personal!

Ms. Marvel: (annoyed glare)

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Yellowjacket

  • This exchange:
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 (Hawkeye is watching TV)

Black Panther: You Westerners and your obsession with television. Wouldn't you be better served tracking down Dr. Pym's assailant?

Hawkeye: Hey, you do research your way, I do it mine. Check it.

(News bulletin about Yellowjacket comes on)

News Announcer: And what do the Avengers have to say?

Hawkeye on news interview: No comment. Hey, get that camera out of my face!

Hawkeye (to Panther): *sigh* When it's good news, Tony always gets interviewed looking like a movie star. When it's bad news, ambush me. Never fails.

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  • When the Avengers and Yellowjacket are trapped in the rapidly shrinking prison, Tony and Yellowjacket are trying to figure a way of escaping.
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From the comics:

The Limited Series

  • From "Trust", after Hawkeye and Black Panther have taken down Whiplash when panther leaped at her in the dark, he mentions his suit lets him see in the dark. Hawkeye responds typically with, "Why didn't you tell me sooner?!?" Panther's response: "I trusted you already knew."
  • When Janet fails to gather her teammates for a group picture during the start of the tie-in comic "Team", Tony probably takes the cake when he tells Jan to Photoshop him into the picture, so he could continue working.

Marvel Universe

  1. The Skrull, not Steve
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