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 (After Mitzi McNinja has just blown up a pirate ship)

Dr. McNinja: Hey, nice one, Mom, my sword was still on board.

Sean "Dark Smoke Puncher" McNinja: And probably mad pirate loot, too!

(Dr. McNinja's sword falls back into his hand, while his kid brother Dark Smoke Puncher gets walloped by a falling pirate treasure chest)

Mitzi McNinja: What is your mother's expertise?

Dr. McNinja: Pickled beets.

Mitzi: And?!

Dr. McNinja: Precisely aimed demolitions.

 Gordito: That's awesome! Seriously? There's, like, a zombie defense system?

Dr. McNinja: (while pulling out a pair of shotguns) Yeah. It's us.

 Gordito: Oh noooo! We left Yoshi behind! Are dinosaurs immune to zombies?

Dr. McNinja: Uhmm... YES.

(Cue shot of Yoshi scaring several zombies shitless)


 Gordito: You left me on the ship. I took out every single member of the crew individually until I was the only one left.

  I had a really hard time writing this page until I just decided to draw some dinosaurs with jet packs and guns.

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