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The Teahouse

Staff

Xanthe Atros, owner of the Teahouse


Argent, Xanthe's bodyguard

  • Action Girl
  • Battle Butler: Atros' most trusted right-hand woman, wields a rapier.
  • Heroic Albino: although not really a hero due to her minor character status, her character description on the website (not to mention the sword she carries with her) hints that she could possibly be a Lady of War.
  • The Quiet One: She only spoke once so far, despite being constantly present.

Courtesans

Linneus

 Linneus: "I want to be a Princess!"

Xanthe: "That's ridiculous; you're a boy. You don't actually want to be a girl do you?"

Linneus: "No. But I want a Prince and a crown!"

Axis

Rory Dubois

Claret

  • Dojikko: quoth the cast page (as of Nov 2011), She may not be able to service you but she can serve you tea. Or spill it all over you. Whatever.
  • Genki Girl
  • Hollywood Pudgy: She's certainly more curvaceous than Lilith, but does not appear overweight as she's accused of being. In a mild subversion, Axis admits to Rory that he doesn't really believe she's fat (though he called her so).
  • Hooker with a Heart of Gold
  • The Pollyanna: she's capable of sulking, but mostly she's chipper.
  • Purple Eyes

Mercutio

Lilith

  • Blondes Are Evil: follows nicely the archetype, being blonde and good-looking, and rarely missing a chance to be a bitch.
  • Ice Queen: She's the snide, bitchy variation of this and also a possible subversion for she might be anything but sex-negative, unlike most Ice Queens. (Judging from her extra-career fling with Atros.)
  • Manipulative Bitch: Lilith is seemingly going onto that path.
  • Rich Bitch: Whether or not she actually has the money to be considered rich, Lilith certainly dresses the part and is the top female earner of the house.
  • The Snark Knight: Lilith has shades of this.
  • Woman in White

Clientele

Rhys D'Ivore

Alistair Grayson Dorian Reed III

Gilder

  • The Bear: seems to be one of those with his 6'6, hunky stature. The cast page calls him one, too.
  • Bi the Way: was a bit disappointed to hear Linneus is not a lady creature, but was happy to try him in any case
  • Covered with Scars
  • Seme: A very nice subversion. He sure is a dominant guy but he's much nicer and lovable than the usual archetype.

Others

  • Zephyr Langston, Rhys' captain of the Guard
  • Evelyn D'Ivore, Rhys' sister
  • Gloria Elizabeth Averill Buckley, Rhys' fiancee and Reed's cousin
  • Vann Ezra Brennan Bryson, Gloria's valet
  • Yvette Atros, Xanthe's wife
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