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"Green Lantern was teacher's pet? Go GL!"—Flash on John Stewart's relationship with Katma Tui, Justice League
Black Canary: But did anyone see what he did wrong?Kid Flash: Dude!?!
Robin: Ooh ooh! He hit on teacher and got served?
"You love me, Mrs Jewls? But what about Mister Jewls?""Just because I love Mister Jewls, doesn't mean I can't love you, Dameon..."
—Dameon and Mrs Jewls, Wayside School
"Young teacher the subjectKnows what she wants to be..."
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
—The Police, "Don't Stand So Close to Me"
T-t-teacher, stop that screamingBut then, my homework was never quite like this!
Teacher, don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I'm doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school
I think of all the education that I missed
—Van Halen, "Hot for Teacher"
"I never said I worshiped Miss Othmar! I just happen to be very fond of the ground upon which she walks."
Charlie Brown: I think our teacher is in love.Linus: We could live off her retirement pay.
Linus: I was afraid of that. I've always hoped that she'd wait until I grew up, and then marry me.
Charlie Brown: How would you support her?
Pete: Guys, a teacher preying on a student is wrong...Frank: You don't understand! It was love! We were in love!
Pete: ...if the teacher is male and the student is female. What happened to Frank is awesome! Standing ovation!
Quistis: You really are an excellent student. Even that dance was perfect.Squall: ...Whatever. You're an instructor, and I'm your student. It's kind of awkward when you don't say anything.
Squall: Thank you. ... Yes?
Quistis: So you'll dance with someone you don't even know, but you can't stand being around me?
Dan: It still feels weird.Dan: Er. It’s, it’s seeing you behind the desk a-and giving talks about narrative technique as the woman who’s currently wearing my shirt. And... mostly only my shirt.
Mizore: Weird? This isn't the whole teacher-student thing, is it?
Dan: Oh, no no. Kinda. It's more like... uh...