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"Green Lantern was teacher's pet? Go GL!"
Flash on John Stewart's relationship with Katma Tui, Justice League

Black Canary: But did anyone see what he did wrong?

Robin: Ooh ooh! He hit on teacher and got served?

Kid Flash: Dude!?!

"You love me, Mrs Jewls? But what about Mister Jewls?"

"Just because I love Mister Jewls, doesn't mean I can't love you, Dameon..."
Dameon and Mrs Jewls, Wayside School

"Young teacher the subject

Of schoolgirl fantasy

She wants him so badly

Knows what she wants to be..."
The Police, "Don't Stand So Close to Me"
"I don't know whether to marry him or put him in a stroller and push him around the mall."
—Teacher character, Saturday Night Live "Fey/Bieber".

T-t-teacher, stop that screaming

Teacher, don't you see?

Don't wanna be no uptown fool

Maybe I should go to hell

But I'm doing well

Teacher needs to see me after school

I think of all the education that I missed

But then, my homework was never quite like this!
Van Halen, "Hot for Teacher"
"I never said I worshiped Miss Othmar! I just happen to be very fond of the ground upon which she walks."

Charlie Brown: I think our teacher is in love.

Linus: I was afraid of that. I've always hoped that she'd wait until I grew up, and then marry me.

Charlie Brown: How would you support her?

Linus: We could live off her retirement pay.

Pete: Guys, a teacher preying on a student is wrong...

Frank: Yeah.

Pete: ...if the teacher is male and the student is female. What happened to Frank is awesome! Standing ovation!

Frank: You don't understand! It was love! We were in love!

Quistis: You really are an excellent student. Even that dance was perfect.

Squall: Thank you. ... Yes?

Quistis: So you'll dance with someone you don't even know, but you can't stand being around me?

Squall: ...Whatever. You're an instructor, and I'm your student. It's kind of awkward when you don't say anything.

Dan: It still feels weird.

Mizore: Weird? This isn't the whole teacher-student thing, is it?

Dan: Oh, no no. Kinda. It's more like... uh...

Mizore: What?

Dan: Er. It’s, it’s seeing you behind the desk a-and giving talks about narrative technique as the woman who’s currently wearing my shirt. And... mostly only my shirt.
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