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  • Origins, the second story in the saga, has a scene where Blaze invokes Distracted by the Sexy on two security guards at the facility she and Axel are infiltrating.

 Guard 1: Hey, wait up, honey!

Guard 2: You crazy? Mr. X will chew you a new asshole if he catches you gone.

Guard 1: It'll only take a minute.

Guard 2: Mr. X--

Guard 1: F--- Mr. X!

Guard 2: Nah. I'm with you. I'd rather f--- her. Come on.

(Axel proceeds to sneak up behind both of them and knock them unconscious)


  How could men be so stupid?

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