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 Squidward is out sunbathing, when Spongebob walks by and spills his drink.

Spongebob: Coffee rain!

Squidward: It's hot chocolate!

Spongebob:... Chocolate rain!

 Sandy: Spongebob's gone missing!

Squidward: (smiles at Mr. Krabs)

 The citizens of Bikini Bottom: "BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! MY EYES!"


    • Win this one because I told you to!


  • Who put you on the planet? Ugh...[111]
    • Now do it exactly as I did and don't stop till you get it right! And I don't care how long it takes!
  • What? It's just an ordinary Krabby- OH MY GOODNESS!
  • I've got a better idea! How about we get someone whose JOB it is to fix it! You know why? Because when I need a JOB done I get someone whose JOB it is to DOO THAT JOOOOB!!!! [112]
  • If we were meant to fly we'd have propellers on our heads or jet engines on our backs. [114]
  • Hey, Plankton, can our first song go like this? *insert song here* And then turn into one of those songs that goes *insert song here*.
  • Wah wah waaaah.[116]
    • WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?! [117]
  • YOU WHAT?!
  • Your reward will be great! Behold![118]
  • You name it; it dropped by Squidward's house. [119]
  • Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs? [120]
  • Spongebob has the worst timing. Or is possibly just a Jerkass. [121]
  • Dude, put that thing away! There are like, children here! [122]
  • "{spoons rattling}" [123]
  • Are there any other Squidwards I should know about? [124]
    • Meow.
    • I’m Outta Here!
  • Fishposting [125]
  • Edited SpongeBob episodes [126]
  • Tooly: I Am King [127]
  • Primitve Spongebob [128]
  • Die, Bitch [129]
  • Confused Mr. Krabs [130]
  • SpongeBob comparision charts [131]
  • The myriad time cards of the series. SEVERAL BAD PUNS LATER was already mentioned above, but the others are also used to a lesser extent.
  • SpongeBob's Hype Stand [132]
  • You forgot- THE PICKLES! [133]
  • SpongeBob History Captions [134]
  • Toast. [135]
  • Squidward Sword [136]
  • Squidward doing a dab [137]
  • Run for your lives everyone! It's the appetizer!![138]
  • KEEP GOING! You're good, you're good, you're good, ANNNNNND...STOP!
    • Don't worry, we'll buff out those scratches [139]
  • That's it? That's the lost episode? THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP WALK CYCLES!
  • I'll have your rear ends CUT OFF and MOUNTED OVER ME FIREPLACE!!!!!!
  • My sandwich tastes like a fried boot. [140]
    • My sandwich is a fried boot!
  • Doubloons! Don't drop 'em. [141]
  • Have a bowl, Mr. Squidward! [142]
    • Lemme give ‘er a squeeze Mr. Squidward!
    • Dig a hole, Mr. Squidward! Take a stroll, Mr. Squidward! Your arms are SWOLE Mr. Squidward! Whack-a-mole Mr. Squidward! Pay the toll, Mr. Squidward! Score a goal, Mr. Squidward!
  • Perfect Censorship!
  • A Football-Playing King in Space?
  • Squidward... Tennisballs? Squidward... Tentpole? Squidward... Tortellini? [144]
  • Squidward torture porn [145]
  • Mr. Krabs saying "Queer" [146]
  • Happy Leif Erickson Day! Dinger-denger-dergen!
    • "Dear SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper. Uhhh... Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Erickson Day! Yingin-Hinga-Dinga!"
  • Squidward returned fire! [147]
    • Then it's war!
  • Please tell me that is your nose. [148]
  • My PRIZE!
  • I didn't need to see that
  • Looping one specific scene for 10 hours
  • ...SANTIAGO. "gunshot" [149]
  • Mocking SpongeBob [150]
  • VORE
  • That blue fish, always startin' shit. [151]
  • M, O, O, N, that spells moon!
  • Mrs. Puff always wins. [152]
  • Stop Hating on Pearl! [153]
  • No Bones, No Bones, NO BONES! [154]
  • (pause) boi. [155]
  • The SpongeBob castle of Istanbul, Turkey. [156]
  • Look Out, there’s a fork in the road!
  • Oh goody, holographic meatloaf again.
    • Holographic meatloaf? my favorite!
  • Are you ready to go Emo?
  • A one-way ticket to PAIN!
  • We've Gotta Get SPONGEBOB Back!
  • Oh, we’re halfway there. Oooo-ohh! Squidward on a Chair! [157]
  • I put SpongeBob background music over X situation [158]
  • Connect the Dots! I drawed a horsey. [159]
  • Boiled cabbage [160]
  • If my friend SpongeBob doesn’t get his free lunch... THINGS ARE GONNA GET CRAZY! “exhales rapidly” [161]
  • I’m a bunny now!
  • Squidward is in Infinity War.[162]
  • Way to go partner, it only took us three days to make this potato salad. THREE DAYS!
  • Livin' Like Larry!
  • It's so close, I can almost taste it... (licks a popsicle shaped like SpongeBob)
  • SpongeWave [163]
  • And if I'm not, let me be struck by.. a flying ice cream truck... AND LIVE!
  • I was a wimp before anchor arms. Now I'm a jerk, and everybody loves me!
  • Squidward loves to moan[164]
  • Mr. Krabs, don't turn me into marketable plushies! [165]
  • Yankee with no brim. [166]


  1. The series's famous opening
  2. The immediate response
  3. Originates in The Algae's Always Greener in a scene where Spongebob asks Plankton to give him a performance review.
  4. The asian-style face has become a meme all its own. Odd faces tend to do that.
  5. SpongeBob’s response
  6. An even more gruesome 3D render of a scene from Just One Bite
  7. SpongeBob's catch-phrase
  8. In Pre-Hibernation Week, Sandy replies to a man posing as Spongebob with this
  9. A memetic scene from the episode Chocolate With Nuts (in which Spongebob and Patrick are selling chocolate door-to-door). One of their "customers" responds to their offer by screaming "CHOCOLATE!!!" and chasing them. Heck, the whole episode is Memetic Mutation.
  10. In Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture, Sandy is cast as boom operator for the movie. Needless to say, she takes the job title a little too literally.
  11. An odd mash-up of the first episode of Death Note with several clips from the series
  12. an old recurring catchphrase
  13. The follow up when Plankton smashes into his home
  14. Fro Idiot Box, when Spongebob creates a rainbow. The image is also used apart from the text, often with the text reading "NOBODY CARES" instead
  15. The sequence where SpongeBob plays a cello in Naughty Nautical Neighbors is often edited so that he is playing various songs.
  16. From the episode Big Pink Loser, where Patrick tries to copy SpongeBob at everything he does
  17. As Patrick attempts to operate the Krusty Krab phone number and becomes confused and offended, as the callers seek the Krusty Krab, believing it is his name.
  18. From Band Geeks, in response to Squidward's desire for people who have played an instrument
  19. From Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm
  20. Sandy in reply to him
  21. The lyrics to the titular song from F.U.N.
  22. Plankton's reply
  23. A famous story told in Something Smells
  24. The climax of the story, often used to refer to ugly things
  25. A rather strange closeup of Mr. Krabs that appeared for a split-second in Jellyfish Hunter.
  26. Nonsense word coined for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV
  27. During SpongeBob and Patrick's western play in Survival of the Idiots, they argue over who is playing who. SpongeBob calls Patrick Pinhead Larry, and the face of Patrick presumably mimics Pinhead Larry.
  28. the two arguing over who is going to play Dirty Dan.
  29. From Bummer Vacation
  30. From Squidsville
  31. From Shanghaied
  32. From Have You Seen This Snail?
  33. Mr. Krabs gets in a fight with Harold in Band Geeks
  34. The song from The Camping Episode
  35. A buff goldfish says this in Pre-Hibernation Week
  36. Fred's catchphrase
  37. Krabs's response
  38. From Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm.
  39. The reply
  40. From Something Smells
  41. From The Fry Cook Games
  42. From Chocolate with Nuts
  43. from Just One Bite
  44. From the titular episode
  45. From The Two Faces of Squidward, where Squidward becomes handsome on accident.
  46. From Something Smells
  47. SpongeBob ends up transforming into a real sponge in The Bully
  48. Said sponge is in a toilet
  49. The strange cameo in Graveyard Shift, after all the weird occurrences were explained
  50. From Bubblestand, after SpongeBob blows an elephant bubble
  51. Squilliam arriving in Squilliam Returns
  52. From Squilliam Returns
  53. Patrick trying to be polite as a hat taker
  54. Patrick gets too harsh after a repremand
  55. The climax to the episode
  56. A fish repeatedly saying Hoopla in the same episode before being brick'd
  57. From Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
  58. From No Weenies Allowed
  59. SpongeBob is introduced this way in Walking Small
  60. A very strange proto-vine video involving a SpongeBob version of The Game of LIFE
  61. From One Krabs' Trash
  62. From Bubblestand
  63. From Patty Hype, after the patties discolor those who ate them
  64. From Pranks a Lot
  65. From The Algae is Always Greener after the villain is defeated
  66. From Squid on Strike
  67. Ernest Borgnine had a bit of a career ressurection in the last years of his life thanks to that delivery
  68. From Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V
  69. From Squid's Day Off
  70. From Life of Crime
  71. From Jellyfishing
  72. From Dying for Pie
  73. From Jellyfishing, and it is also the opener to the song Pre-Hibernation Week
  74. Originates in The Algae's Always Greener in a scene where Mr. Krabs warns Plankton that he'll always come back to steal the Krabby Patty formula.
  75. The end, whrre Plankton decides to teleport back
  76. From Opposite Day as Patrick dances
  77. The song from I Had An Accident
  78. From Just One Bite
  79. The line that was delivered
  80. From Christmas Who
  81. A high-pitched line by Mr. Krabs in the song The Very First Christmas To Me, from Christmas Who
  82. From The Camping Episode
  83. from Pamtri's pastiche of the episode
  84. From Graveyard Shift
  85. From the scene in the first film where SpongeBob and Patrick are getting drunk on ice cream
  86. Patrick's line as he attacks a mascot in Valentine's Day
  87. Part of SpongeBob's speech in Hall Monitor
  88. Before Sandy attacks the pair in Survival of the Idiots
  89. Patrick is struck by a bowling ball by Doodlebob and says this
  90. Patrick is struck by a wrench in the same episode
  91. Squidward going catatonic in SB-129
  92. SpongeTron's response
  93. In The Two Faces of Squidward, SpongeBob and Patrick sing this
  94. Patrick sees the Maniac's poster in Hall Monitor
  95. From The Secret Box
  96. From Graveyard Shift
  97. from No Free Rides
  98. As SpongeBob dries out from the air in Tea at the Treedome, he chants this
  99. Patrick's replay
  100. From Culture Shock
  101. The climax of Band Geeks
  102. Patrick about to hit a shrunken Squidward
  103. The start of the climax to Pizza Delivery
  104. The last of SpongeBob's jingles for the Krusty Krab Pizza in, obviously, Pizza Delivery
  105. From Chocolate with Nuts
  106. Patrick accidentally says 24 for his name in New Student Starfish and everyone laughs. This is SpongeBob's response.
  107. From Grandma's Kisses
  108. Mr. Krabs's pep talk to Spongebob in The Fry Cook Games
  109. Patrick mimicking SpongeBob strangely in The Fry Cook Games
  110. The wrestling scene from The Fry Cook Games
  111. From I Heart Dancing
  112. From Can You Spare a Dime, when SpongeBob is pissed at Squidward
  113. Squidward's reply
  114. Old Man Jenkins says this in The Sponge Who Could Fly
  115. Patrick flicks the light above Roger, the egg in New Student Starfish
  116. From I'm Your Biggest Fanatic
  117. Kevin's reply to the anchovy
  118. From Neptune's Spatula
  119. A scene from Have You Seen This Snail edited to have various other characters rather than Spongebob and Patrick
  120. From the episode Mid-Life Crustacean, during a montage of things SpongeBob and Patrick do with Krabs
  121. On an episode of The Legend of Korra, SpongeBob appeared on a banner as Korra fell. SpongeBob then laughed, seemingly at her misery. People thought this was awkward to see SpongeBob cackle at Korra's near death, and thus made him laugh at other tragedies. This was eventually flanderized into him laughing at any sort of misery or scary face, even if it was comical.
  122. From SpongeGuard On Duty
  123. a frame from Pizza Delivery accompanied by said caption often used to shitpost
  124. A line from the real estate woman in Opposite Day, after SpongeBob and Patrick pretend they are Squidward.
  125. A shot of Fred Rechid.
  126. A SpongeBob episode with profanity added to replace many lines, and often rap, dubstep, or metal music is used for the title card.
  127. A deformed bootleg SpongeBob backpack that reads this message instead of the logo
  128. A character from SB-129, used to represent a negatively surprised person
  129. SpongeBob and Patrick holding open a coffin for Squidward, with this caption added
  130. a frame of Mr. Krabs confused at angry customers in Patty Hype, often with effects applied to intensify the image.
  131. A chart of SpongeBob images, with captions comparing them to other things. Now in video format, known as "portrayed by SpongeBob".
  132. An edit of the eponymous stall in Bubblestand, edited to be a stand for various other products, as a representation of one's hype
  133. from Pickles
  134. SpongeBob screencaps captioned with historic events, usually warfare
  135. From Pranks a Lot
  136. Replacing words on Zelda covers with Spongebob terms
  137. an incident at Universal Orlando where Squidward suddenly did a dab
  138. From Squilliam Returns
  139. after the ship is busted, SpongeBob reassures the Dutchman
  140. Squidward proves to be unbelievably horrid at cooking in Hooky
  141. From Gary Takes a Bath
  142. Line from a bizzare fan-made SpongeBob macaroni and cheese commercial
  143. from Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II
  144. Squidward's last name is continually spelled wrong in The Great Snail Race. Dirtier fans have taken the meme into Squidward... Testicles?
  145. Nickname for any episode that goes too far with punishing Squidward
  146. From The Lost Mattress
  147. From Snowball Effect
  148. An image from As Seen On TV, with a fake caption added
  149. From a series of haunting SpongeBob pastiches by pamitri, which ends with this mysterious character appearing
  150. The scene where SpongeBob clucks like a chicken in Little Yellow Book
  151. in reference to one background fish often starting fights
  152. Taken from pamitri's pastiches.
  153. A meme based on Steven Universe that serves as a bait-and-switch
  154. A song from a Nickelodeon PC karaoke station set to the tune of the familiar work song "Dem Bones"
  155. A two-part image of SpongeBob
  156. An attempt to rebuild a castle in Istanbul made it resemble SpongeBob
  157. A shitpost video that featured this lyric replaing Livin' On a Prayer in the song of the dame name
  158. Using one of the APM background tracks in an unfitting situation
  159. Patrick crudely plays connect the dots with the bites he received from fleas
  160. from the final of the quartet of buzzard SpongeBob commercials
  161. From Moving Bubble Bass, when Patrick suddenly has a live-action face superimposed on him
  162. Ebony Maw is branded "Squidward" as an insult
  163. A strange sub-genre of "Simpsonswave", which uses SpongeBob clips
  164. an unintentionally sexual descriptor for an official foreign SpongeBob youtube video
  165. a shitpost video clip of Plankton being turned into a Beanie Baby of himself. This has often been done with other characters and IP.
  166. A shot of Barnacle Boy using his sulfur vision has been edited to show a New York Yankees hat with the brim removed. This has also been used with the caption "THE X" and a random object is placed at the target of his sulfur vision. There is also the inversion, "brim with no Yankee"
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