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  • This exchange between Kingpin and Spidey after he's capture by the [1] Six.
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Kingpin: Spider-Man. Having you here is a real treat.
Spider-Man: If I were you, I'd cut down on the treats.

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  • "You want a trial separation already. I understand but... I'm hurt."
  • From the Crossover with X-Men:
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"Power of Lightning, strike again!"

"Um... Power of Webshooters, get real sticky!"

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Security Guard: Look, Spider-Man really is the thief!
Spider-Man: Oh, great. Jameson will probably be selling 'Spider-Man really is the thief" t-shirts by noon tomorrow.

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Alicia: "Well, at least I won't be changing diapers anymore..."
Silvermane (re-aged to geriatric level): "I wouldn't be so sure!"

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    • I don't know about anyone else, but this Troper dies laughing every time baby!Silvermane ever opens his mouth. Just hearing a little kid's voice saying things like "Bah! My mind is trapped!" is hilarious.
  • Tombstone observing the fight between Spider-Man and Smythe's Mega-Slayer:
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"Only problem here is, I don't know who to root for."

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Curt Conners: You weren't born with those powers, were you?
Spider-Man: No, I won 'em on a game show.

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    • Later:
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Conners: Amazing. The tests would show Neogenics was involved! But how could that be?

Spidey: That was the category I chose.

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    • After The Beyonder unleashes a horde of villains on an unsuspecting world for an experiment. Spidey mixing incredulity with sarcasm is just hilarious.
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Spider-Man: You had to wreck an entire civilization to prove that evil is bad?

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  1. Sinister
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