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  • South Park has a number of examples, like the various ways Parker and Stone would play with the deaths of Kenny in later seasons.

General Funny Moments

  • South Park has a lot of running gags stemming from odd pronunciations and vocalizations, especially from Cartman. Respect my authori-tah, skewl, Kelleh!, and "They took his job!" come to mind.
  • In the opening sequence some episodes opening, Kenny (in his usual muffled voice) may say:

 Kenny: I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with deep vaginas

    • Or

 Kenny: I have got a 10 inch penis, use your mouth if you want to clean it

  • Any time Cartman starts crying and whining after getting what's coming to him because of his douchebaggery. Most notably in "HUMANCENTiPAD" and "It's a Jersey Thing".


Season 1

  • Kyle's Cluster F-Bomb in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe." It's especially funny because of the aliens completely ignoring his Rousing Speech.
    • The following:

 Cartman: No, Kitty this is my pot pie! Mom, Kitty's being a dildo!

Cartman's Mom: Well then I know a certain Kitty Kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight.

Cartman: ...What?

 Kyle: Yeah, but that sucks, to get your butt kicked by a girl, Stan.

Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, "Hey, you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!"

  • From "Weight Gain 4000":

 Kyle: Cartman, you're such a fat ass, that when you walk down the street, people go "God damn it, that's a big fat ass"!

Cartman: No they don't, you jealous weakling!

Random Guy: God damn, that's a big fat ass!

Cartman: Hey!

  • "Pinkeye": "Adolf Hitler was a very, very naughty man!"
    • "And the President responded to the incident by saying 'Screw those commie bastards, and screw their little wussy space station.'"
  • Cartman's first tea party moment.
  • Chef gives an epic Rousing Speech about how they won't let the Turkeys defeat them in a Shout-Out to Braveheart... only to cut to a similar scene with the Turkeys, including a blue and white face-painted turkey giving the Rousing Speech in Turkey speech.


Season 2

  • Cartman's constant use of "hella" in "Spookyfish".
    • From the same episode, Stan's mom and her constant cover ups(which wouldn't fool a five year old) for the evil fish's murders, which she thinks Stan did, all the while acting like a nervous wreck. Then she locks up Officer Barbrady in the basement to keep him from finding all the bodies in the backyard...and she took his pants for some reason.
  • In the special about Cartman finding his dad, a TV crew and some other townsfolk are trapped in a studio due to a blizzard and are drawing straws to see who gets to be eaten by the rest....only to find out Officer Barbrady failed to put in a short straw.

 Jimbo: Wait a minute, where the hell is the short one?

Barbrady: The short what?

Jimbo: Damn it, Barbrady! When you draw straws, you're supposed to have one of them short. That's how you decide who loses!

Barbrady: That's not how I played it!

    • It royally pissed off a lot of people, but in hindsight, airing a Terrence and Philip "special" instead of the second part was one of the funniest practical jokes ever pulled on an audience.
    • From the same special: "Team B will consist of Kenny."
  • "Ike's Wee Wee": "No way, dude! We're not staying alone in your house with your wee-wee choppin' parents!"
  • In one of the flashbacks in "City on the Edge of Forever", Death is about to kill Kenny, when Kenny grabs him and beats the snot out of him, followed by this exchange:

 Stan: Oh my god, Kenny...killed...death!

Kyle: You...bastard?

  • One of Cartman's line's in the episode "Summer Sucks"

 Cartman: If you so much as touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nut sack, and blow your balls out all over your panties!

  Underpants Gnome: "Phase One: Collect Underpants....Phase Two: ???....Phase Three: Profit!"


Season 3

  • In "Spontaneous Combustion," while Kyle's dad is having...male difficulties...he hears this on the radio:

 Bob Dole: Having a hard time with male potency? Well, I don't, and I'm Bob Dole. What's wrong with you? Christ, I'm Bob Dole and I can get it up.

  • The spoof toy adverts in "Chinpokomon". Alabama Man in particular Crosses the Line Twice.
  • "Hooked on Monkey Fonics" has Cartman's Epic Fail spelling of the word "chair", which he spells as "chare".
    • Cartman Waxing Lyrical about the fact that Mark and Rebecca are home-schooled:

 Cartman: {{[[[Large Ham]] singing}}] Who would have thought such a miracle could be? Who could have known that this moment I would see? A new way of living, a chance to be free?

Stan: Shut up, Cartman!

Cartman: You shut up, [backhand slap] butthole.

Stan: You shut up, [backhand slap] gaywad!

Cartman: You shut up, [backhand slap] ass-logger!

Mark: [astonished] Oh my goodness, are you two enemies?

Stan: N-no, we're friends.

Mark: Strange, friends would call each other names and fight.

  • In Red Badge of Gayness, how Cartman would always end his messages with talking about how much he hates Stan and Kyle.
  • The "We Don't Take Kindly To ____" guys from Sexual Harassment Panda, especially when they manage to make themselves the victims of their own Insane Troll Logic.

 Random Guy: We don't take kindly to your types around here!

Stan: Well, we don't take kindly to you.

Random Guy: We don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here.

Random Guy: Blinks

  • "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery": Korn unleashing their Korn powers....which just has them turning into various corn products.
  • NO ONE has mentioned Chef's dad and his story about the Loch Ness monster in "The Succubus"? It's so stupid and just keeps going and stays hilarious all the way out.


Season 4

 Officer 1: Alright that's far enough. Stop the Go-Go Action Bronco and come out with your hands up.

(The Go-Go Action Bronco is still moving forward slowly)

Officer 1:Just bring it to a stop and come on out.

(It's still moving forward slowly)

Officer 1: JESUS HE'S GONNA RAM IT!

the police panic and duck out of the way as the Go-Go Action Bronco slowly but somehow passes through the barricade of police cars and slowly goes forward)

Officer 2: Crazy son of a bitch...


Season 5

  • The entirety of "Proper Condom Use".
  • Cartman's battle with Osama Bin Laden in "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants" - another moment in the style of Looney Tunes, BTW. Yes, it was mainly used to rally the country after 9/11, but it's still funny.


Season 6

  • There were several hilarious moments in the episode "Jared Has Aides":
    • Jared announcing how his aides helped him lose weight is particularly epic:

 Jared: But I won't stop there. I'm gonna seek out all the underprivileged and hungry children of the world, and I'm going to give them aides myself!

    • And towards the end of the episode, where you see Jared very literally beating a dead horse whilst he gripes about how everyone is now against him.
    • Cartman impersonating Butters on the phone was also unbelievably hilarious:

 Butters' Dad: I'm just checking in on you, Butters. Heh- Do I hear the television? We told you no television while you're grounded!

Cartman: Oh, gee whiz, I'm not, uh, watchin' television, Dad, I'm just layin' around jackin' it.

Butters' Dad: Jacking it? Jacking what?

Cartman: Well my hot spicy boner, of course, Dad.

Butters' Dad: What?! Are you trying to get yourself in more troube with that kind of language?!

Cartman: Well ah, loosen up, you bloody vaginal belch.

Butters' Dad: Oh! You are gonna get it, mister! You just wait till I get home!

Cartman: Bring it on, queer bait.



(A short while later)



Butters' Mom: Butters, your father called and said you made him very upset!

Cartman: Yeah, well, Dad's just being a little pussy, Mom.

Butters' Mom: Butters, where did you get that kind of smart mouth?!

Cartman: Not from you dumbasses, that's for sure.

Butters' Mom: Oh, you just wait till I get home, mister!

Cartman: Oh, I'll be waiting with bells on, you old horse-bangin' skank.

  • "Asspen":
    • The contuially ridiculous escalation of the time share presentation, from the ski lift going right back into the meeting, to the hallways all leading to the time share to the revelation that apparently EVERYONE in the world is in on the time share scam.
    • "Quaid! Start the reactor!"
    • Tad, the douchebag whom Stan's racing against, taking Dick Dastardly Stops to Cheat to an artform.
    • Tad's guitar performance, say it with me now "Stan Darshhhh! Stan Darsh Darsh Darsh!"
    • Stan's complete apathy to the 80's movie plot around them.
    • The Monatage, mostly for the shots of the Parents bored in the Time Share and Cartman giving Butters a Hitler.
    • Butters dancing.

  Cartman: Butters, I hate you with every inch of my body.

    • The Old Man that randomly shows up to reveal the history of the K13 with the vampire indian ghosts trapped inside. It gets even better when after Stan wins the race, they are released for no apparent reason other than Stan won a completely unrelated race.
  • "Russell Crowe's Fighting Around The World" in "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer". Russell himself found the parody funny.
  • "Simpsons Already Did It": After believing that a prank involving Cartman's sea people killed Ms. Choksondik, they ask Chef for advice, which doesn't go well at first...

 Chef: Oh, children, that's a problem we all have to face at one time or another. Here, let me sing you a little song that might cheer you up: Sometimes you kill your teacher / and you find your sea men in her stomach / and then you- wait, what the, what?!

Stan: So what should we do?

Chef:...*pushes couch which Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Tweek are sitting on out of the house.*

  Saddam: Heh heh heh, stupid asshole...

    • From the same episode:

 Stan: What about Kenny? His soul is still in Cartman's body!

Cartman: No no, I just drank his memories. I'm not sharing my body with that poor piece of crap.

Kenny, in Cartman's voice: Stop calling me poor, you fat dick!

Kyle: Whoa! [shakes Cartman] Kenny, you in there?

Cartman: Stop it!

Kenny, in Cartman's voice: Where am I, you guys?

Cartman: Oh God! [runs off]

Stan: Dude, come back here!

Kyle: Stop him, Kenny! [they both chase after Cartman]

  • "The Return of The Fellowship of The Ring to The Two Towers" ends with all the parents thinking that the boys had watched the filthiest porno on the planet and begin to explain to them how everything done in it is perfectly normal for men and women to do. However, the boys didn't actually see it and are dumbfounded as their parents talk about all these very extreme sexual acts. The look on their faces is priceless.

 Kyle: Hey, what are you guys doing?

Boy: We're playing Harry Potter.

Cartman: Ha! Fags!

    • This Troper actually can't think of a single moment in that episode that isn't laugh-your-ass-off-funny.
    • Also, the sixth graders shouting "Poorn! Give us that poorn!" when chasing the kids.
  • All of the fake trailers for Rob Schneider movies in "The Biggest Douche In The Universe". They are for, "The Stapler", "A Carrot", "Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb", and "Kenny".
    • The funny thing is Rob Schneider actually liked it.
I loved it. That was genius. I thought the only thing, they were too nice to me...When you're spoofed by the best people in the business, that's an honor.
—Rob Schneider
  • In "Freak Strike", Cartman goes on Maury, dressed as a skanky pre-teenage girl. "Whatev-ah! I'll do what I wan'!" really must be seen to be believed. "I slaughtered five baby seals with my bare hands. Whatever, I'll do what I want!" "Maury, I am out of control! Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I want, bitch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I want! I don't go to school and I kill people! Whatever! I'll do what I want!" "Oh yeah? I roam with 12 gangs! And we only commit hate crimes! Whatever! I'll do what I want!"
  • Cartman sets up the Parental Revenge Center of Western America in "My Future Self And Me". His proposal of revenge to both Butters and Stan? Smear the walls of their houses... with poop. It's the calm, thoughtful way he says it, and then he gets a bunch of Mexican kids in to smear poo on the walls with wall painters. And for Butters, it WORKS. The way he goes about it, you get the feeling that he's done it many times, and it's worked many times too. And the way he hands around poop swatches. It's things like this that remind you Cartman is an asshole, but he is also very clever and businesslike.

 Cartman: Now, Stan. For you I've put together a really nice design. I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you and your revenge needs to reflect that. So what I wanna to is put a note on your parents' door, telling them I'm the counselor from the school.

Stan: Yeah.

Cartman: The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office.

Stan: Yeah.

Cartman: Your parents will drive all the way out to the school and discover that no meeting is actually taking place.

Stan: Yeah!

Cartman: And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls... with poop.

    • Butters reveals his secret identity to Stan:

 Butters: (Jumps out of a closet dressed as Professor Chaos and laughs evilly) Now you know my terrible secret!

Stan: You're gay? It's fine it you're gay, Butters. I don't care.

Butters: Huh? No, I'm Professor Chaos--

Stan: But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters. We're running away. Help me find a perfect place to run away to. (Walks away)

Butters: (Looks in a mirror) Maybe I used a little too much silver...

  • "The Death Camp of Tolerance": "Chil'ren... there's a big difference between gay people, and Mr. Garrison."
  • "The Biggest Douche in the Universe:"

  Chef: Cartman is your friend, whether you like him or not!


Season 7

  • In "Raisins", Stan using Jimmy as a go-between for himself and Wendy, and having Jimmy tell Wendy that she was a "continuing source of inspiration". Guess which syllable Jimmy kept stuttering on...
  • Cartman's plan to defeat the elderly militants in "Grey Dawn", which involves Kyle committing suicide. Stan promptly suggests a much simpler option. In fact, any time Cartman makes references to or tries to kill somebody, just because it is so unexpected.
  • Butters trying to re-start society in "Casa Bonita" (which might have been a little more adorable than funny), along with Cartman's Villainous Breakdown at the end.
    • That whole episode is one big Funny Moment.
  • "All About Mormons": Joseph Smith was called a prophet, dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.
    • Damn, that kid is cool.
  • From "Toilet Paper", basically everything involving Josh Meyers, the Hannibal Lecter kid, but in particular, this:

 Josh Meyers: What's the matter, Principal Victoria, was your mother abusive? Did she spank your thighs with cold-cuts and shove umbrellas up your ass?

  • "Fat Butt and Pancake Head": "ALLO!!! My name is Jennifer Lopez. I eat tacos and burritos!"
  • "South Park Is Gay!": The Reveal that the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy guys were not gay, but actually crab people.
    • Just before that, you had Mr. Slave attempting to swing in through the window only to get knocked out upon impact.
  • Cartman trying to 'kill' Kyle with a wiffle batt. His explanation of what he's doing as he's hitting Kyle is priceless. "I'm killing you. But unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle batt so it's gonna take a while."


Season 8

  • The Engrish-filled "Let's Fighting Love" song from "Good Times with Weapons":

 HEY HEY LET'S GO KENKA SURU! TAISETSU NA MONO PROTECT MY BALLS!

    • Cartman/Bulrog prepares to engage Butters/Professor Chaos in combat, when he remembers Kyle/Bounaku took his powers away. He gets Kyle to give them back... and promptly turns Kyle into a chicken.

 Kyle: God damn it, Cartman!

Cartman: Ha ha ha ha ha-ha, now you are a chi-cken, nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh-nyeh.

    • And Cartman does not get to pull a Karma Houdini, since Kyle jumps on the bandwagon about his public nudity... since it helped the adults conveniently forget that all the boys had bought weaponry, and Butters had a throwing-star in his eye for most of the episode.
  • "The Passion of the Jew": Stan calls the president of Mel Gibson's fanclub to get back the money he paid for seeing The Passion of the Christ, but they start arguing.

 Stan: Wait a minute! Cartman? (Cartman hangs up and tiptoes away from the phone.)

  Wall Mart:' *stomps around in a rampage* WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!! NOW YOU SEE ME AS I TRULY AM, BWAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!!


Season 9

  • The Goth kids song from "Erection Day". Talent Shows are for Fags.
  • The entirety of "Trapped in the Closet", but special mention goes to R.Kelly's appearances and the whole segment about what Happyologists believe with a disclaimer literally saying: "This is What Scientologists Actually Believe."
  • A couple moments in "The Death of Eric Cartman":
    • The last line in Cartman's "make it right" song.
    • Cartman trying to stop the crime at the Red Cross.
  • The entire subplot of "The Losing Edge" which revolves around Randy getting in fights at his sons little league game

  Randy:(while getting dragged away by the police) What? Is this America? Is this some communist country? I thought this was America. I'm sorry.

  • Most of "Free Willzyx" cracked this troper and her whole family up. Especially at the end. The group of adults who were helping out the kids through the episode only thought they were helping to release the whale into the wild, not that they were trying to get it to the freakin' MOON. When the whale goes into the ocean, everyone starts to celebrate....until a freakin' ROCKET comes out of the ocean with the whale in a net. The adults' reactions were priceless.


Season 10

  • From "The Return of Chef", the episode involving the Super Adventure Club:

 "...and he (the founder of the Super Adventure Club) lived for eternity... until he was hit by a train..."

    • Turning stock clips of Chef into sexual propostions. The kid's reactions really sell it.
    • The detective humping the doll. It Makes Sense in Context
    • The Super Adventure Club attempting to use a hypno wheel on the kids.
    • This troper personally thought that the creation of Darth Chef at the end was pretty hilarious.
  • Cartman's rant to Kyle in "Cartoon Wars Part I" after Kyle tells him that he's like Family Guy. I was in absolute stitches.
  • In "Manbearpig": "Dude, did Cartman just crap out treasure?"
  • In "Hell on Earth 2006", the boys try to say "Biggie Smalls" in the mirror three times to see if he'll appear. They all chicken out however. Later, Butters tries it at home. Biggie then appears and chases Butters all over the house, trying to shoot him.

  Butters: (to his parents) He's about to bust a cap in my ass!

  • From "Make Love, Not Warcraft"
    • "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy": Dog the Bounty Hunter and his crew found South Park's parody of them hysterical. Beth even said that her parody's boobs were too small.
  • "Go God Go": Mrs. Garrison teaching evolution, seriously. Just watch it.
    • From the same episode, when Garrison goes on a rant which ends with him/her throwing shit at Richard Dawkins. Made even better when s/he appears calm and civilized later in Ms. Victoria's office.

 Garrison: If I'm a monkey (according to evolution) I might as well at like one! (pulls down pants and starts shitting in hand)

Richard: What are you doing?

Garrison: Don't ask me! I'm a fucking monkey! (throws his/her shit at him).


Season 11

  • "Cartman Sucks": When Cartman puts Butter's penis in his mouth and takes a picture, he tries to convince his mom to get it back...

 Cartman: [Runs in crying] Maaaam! Maaaam!

Liane (Cartman's mom): Eric, what's the matter?

Cartman: I du-don't wu-wanna go to school tomorrow.

Liane: Sweetie? Shh, tell mommy what happened.

Cartman: Ku-kyle has a picture of meee! And he's gonna show everyone during show-and-tell and everyone's going to laugh at meeee!

Liane: What is the picture of, Eric?

Cartman: The last time when Butters spent the night, I was being really nice to hiiim, and I was gonna take a picture of him for his mom to have!

Liane: Oh, that's nice.

Cartman: When I took the picture, Butters got really hot so he pulled his pyjama bottoms down, and then I tripped and fell down and my mouth landed right on his penis, and then I thought of something funny so I smiled up at the camera and gave like a thumbsup, and then Kyle took the picture from me and he's going to show everybody and make them think I'm gaaaay! (continues sobbing)

Liane: Oh there, there, Sweetie, it'll be okay! These things happen.

    • From the same episode:

 Liane: Hello, Sheila? This is Liane, Eric's mother.

Sheila: Oh, hello, Mrs. Cartman, what can I do for you?

Liane: Apparently, your boy has a picture of Eric with another boy's penis in his mouth.

Sheila: O_O Excuse me?

  • In the episode D-Yikes!, after Mrs Garrison has had her first lesbian experience:

 Mrs Garrison: Allison and I talked and really opened up to each other, and then we...scissored all night long.

Butters: You have to be careful with scissors.

  • From "Fantastic Easter Special":

 Cartman: (while sitting on a Mall Easter Bunny's lap) And I want a Baltor soldier doll for Easter, and five Crash-'n'-Go RC cars, you got that?! Do you have that?!

The Mall Easter Bunny: Uhh, don't you think that's...

Cartman: No no! You don't ask me questions! You are a rabbit! I am a human! So if you don't bring me what I want for Easter, I can fucking kill you.

Photographer: Smile! (snaps a picture)

Cartman: (sits up and starts walking away cheerfully) Bye, Easter Bunny!

  • In the third part of the Imaginationland trilogy, the Council of Nine tries to get Butters to imagine Santa Claus back into existence. What's the first thing Butters imagines? His father.
  • In "The List" Cartman makes a smart-ass remark about how no one will date Kenny because they don't want Pop-Tarts for dinner. Later in the episode, Wendy and Bebe are wrestling over a gun on the roof of the school. The gun goes off, but neither Wendy nor Bebe are hit and both are confused. Cut to Kenny, all the way across town, eating dinner with his family, when a bullet flies through the window and nails him straight through the back of the head. As his family is looking shocked, the toaster on the table goes *ding* and some Pop-Tarts come out.


Season 12

  • The part in "Tonsil Trouble" when Cartman says to Magic, "I'm not just sure, i'm HIV-positive." Kyle then explodes at Cartman and says that it isn't funny to joke about it, followed by Cartman joking with him again. He doesn't take this well. I was laughing for at least a full 45 seconds at that scene.
  • "Canada on Strike": Butters singing "What What In The Butt". This troper literally fell off his couch laughing at that scene.
    • "I know you! You're that 'what what in my asshole' kid!" "What what in the butt, sir."
    • "That's right, suck my Canadian balls!"
  • In "Major Boobage," whenever Kenny is tripping on cat urine.
    • Kenny and Gerald wrestling in the sandpit at the end of this episode is priceless.
    • The best part was the Take That at the Eliot Spitzer apology. Especially when Gerald describes what goes in the drug-induced fantasy while Stan and Kyle are standing there wondering what the hell he's talking about. And then Randy pops in: "And you never really get a good look at her naked boobs anyway."
    • Gerald says A Rare Sentence at the town hall.
    • The fact that tripping on cats is called “cheesing” because it’s Fon to due.
    • Cartman taking the cats in in the Schindler's List parody subplot.
  • The employees of the Ye Old Settlement style living history park who refuse to break character, even when a bunch of terrorists led by a Hans Gruber Expy take over the park.
    • The reveal that the well equipped terrorists armed with machine guns have been doing all of this... because they robbed a Burger King.
  • All of the songs in "Elementary School Musical"
    • And the throwaway joke "And it looks like there will be more singing and dancing in High School" made this high schooler crack up.
    • Cartman ripping on Scott Malkinson without even looking up from his video game. If you've ever done the same to a friend, you'll know why it's so funny.

 Stan: I mean, look at who you guys are hanging out with now. Scott Malkinson, for Christ's sake.

Scott: What's so bad about hanging out with me?

Cartman: Shut up, Scott Malkinson. "I'm Scott Malkinson. I've got a lisp and I've got diabetes."

Scott: Hey, don't make fun of my diabetes!

Cartman: "Don't make fun of my diabetes, I'm Scott Malkinson."

Season 13

  • The ending of "The Ring", especially the news anchorman's dialog.

  News Anchorman: As Mickey returns to Valhalla, to slumber and feed.

  • Cartman's constant F-Bombs in "The Coon"

 Butters: But why do you want to get rid of Mysterion? You both fight for justice and good.

Cartman: Yeah, but he's a fucking dick!

  • The entirety of "Dances With Smurfs".
    • Cartman's reaction to Avatar: "You sons of bitches! Dances with Smurfs was my idea! MY IDEA! You can't just take one person's idea and call it... something else."
  • Pimp!Butters in "Butters' Bottom Bitch":

 Bitch, you wanna make some real motherfuckin' money?

  • The Japanese constantly screaming "FRUCK YOU VALE! VUCK YOU DOLPHIN!" in "Whale Whores".
  • "Dead Celebrities":

 Billy Mays' Ghost: "When you first saw blood stains in your underwear, were you surprised?"



Oh Kyle, that does not mean what you think it means.

    • Just so everyone knows what this is about, Eric experiences this after eating chipotle (but refuses to stop eating chipotle).
  • "Fishsticks" Two Words: Obvious Trope: GAYFISH!
  • In "Pinewood Derby", the whole world takes a vow not to tell the space cops about the spacebucks they found on Babyfarts Mceezack's ship. This doesn't quite go as planned when the president of Finland decides to tell the spacecops about it anyway. So, to prevent him from doing it, the rest of the world nukes the entire country of Finland. When the spacecops question them about Finland suddely being wiped off the map, their attempts to feign innocence are hilarious.

 Japanese Prime Minister: Oh no, not a Finrand!

  • From "Margaritaville": "And it's gone!"


Season 14

  • Morgan Freeman reading "The Poop That Took A Pee" in "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs".
  • "Medicinal Fried Chicken": Randy and his buds, after purposely getting testicular cancer in order to get some medical marijuana, riding their swollen testicles like Hoppity Hops to get around town[1]. The concept itself is typical South Park, but the wacky music accompanying it makes the concept even funnier.
    • And from the same episode, when Cartman finds that KFC has been banned, he does a big no that ends with his head EXPLODING. This troper was on the floor laughing for a good few minutes after that scene.
  • "Crippled Summer": Seeing Jimmy's "rival" being raped by a shark.

 Cartman: Kyle, I hate you so much. You are a liar and a swindler who would do anything for money. You are a race of beady-eyed thieves, Kyle, who throughout the millennia have squirmed and worked your way into the dark cubbyholes of society. Where exactly did the Jews first get their power and how are they able to manipulate our minds today? ... If in fact the Jews truly are shapeshifters, and I believe I've presented enough evidence here to prove that they are, then we must unite as a species to fight them and stop their plan of global domination and the control of our freedom.

 Sheila: It isn't so bad, Kyle, a lot of people think the Jersey look is nice!

(Ike walks in and looks at them)

(Beat)

Ike: Aaaahhhh! (faints)


Season 15

  • Cartman's Running Gag of "...before I get FUCKED!" in HUMANCENTiPAD. Crosses the Line Twice, but still hilarious.
  • In "Royal Pudding", Mr. Mackey holds a school play about oral hygiene. The funny part? He's absolutely NUTS trying to get the kindergartners participating in the play (and Kyle, who has to play the role of Tooth Decay because his little brother Ike, who originally had the role, left to drive the main plot about the Princess of Canada being kidnapped) to get it right, constantly berating the kids for the littlest mistakes (i.e. Kyle being flat). The kicker comes when he tells them that his father was taken away by Tooth Decay, who just moments later would be revealed not only to be an actual monster, but THE kidnapper of the Princess of Canada (who apparently had poor dental hygiene).
    • From the same episode: "You're a dick, Scott! You've always been a dick! And then you got radiation poisoning in Ottawa and now you're a giant dick!"
      • And as it turns out, he's only a few inches taller than the tallest person in the group that was confronting him.
  • From "T.M.I.":

 Reporter: (as Randy, Cartman, and a bunch of other angry people hold a Federal Express hostage) Does it bother you that the Federal Express is not affiliated at all with the Federal Government?

(Beat)

Randy: No! No, that doesn't matter! (turns to the others) FUCK! Really?!

  • The whole "City Sushi" episode is the best the series has seen in years, and is a great followup to the episode where Butters is "confused."
  • Those two farmers trying to protect Randy's underwear in "You're Getting Old".
    • The fact they are entirely removed from the plot and seem to want to protect them for no particular reason, not to mention showing up in two particularly dramatic scenes just seems to make them all the more funnier to this troper.
    • No offense to Bob Dylan, but the part where the crap sounds play along to a parody of one of his songs is funny as hell.
    • The movie trailers Stan sees when the boys are at the theater.
  • From "Ass Burgers":

 Stan: Dude, just tell me the secret to Cartman Burgers.

Kyle: Why? So that we can lose our business and everything can go back to old times?

Stan: No, because there's aliens with a sniper chicken on me.

    • For this asperger troper, the fact that they relate aspergers to being like the matrix were priceless, especially having to hammered off liquor to "function" against the system (whuch they kept changing every mention along with a "fuck you" at the end).
  • In "Last of the Meheecans", after watching a news report about Latin Americans trying to get back into Mexico:

 Randy:Well I think it's good. If the Mexican people feel inspired, good for them! People have a right to go and be happy.*Steps outside the house and sees that the driveway and paths are buried under leaves* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    • "You've heard of Mexican tacos, but Mexican pride?" That and Butters' song, "Work, Mexican, Work."
  • "Bass To Mouth". Cartman being thrown under a bus by Mr. Mackey. That is all.

 Mr. Mackey: Dear guys, I just cannot go on, m'kay? I am tired of being fat, mkay? I have to end it all. M'kay, Eric Cartman.

 Mr. Mackey: C, can someone get me some paper towels, m'kay?!?

 Cartman: "Your mom is so poor, she can't even pay attention!"

    • Cartman's immediate reaction to finding the poor kid in his new school.

 Principal: "You did a 20-minute song and dance number, with 47 "yo mama's so poor" jokes, followed by a finale with fireworks."


Season 16

  • From "Cash for Gold": Kill yourself.
    • To elaborate: during that episode, Stan, angry at jewelery channels for ripping off seniors (his grandpa mostly,) calls a channel and flatly tells the salesman to kill himself. Turns out this sparks a series of similar calls; in the end, the salesman does it.
    • From the same episode, Cartman starts his own jewelry channel, and when an old lady buys a ring he's shilling, he asks her if she likes to "fuck little boys".
  • The continual random death-by-train moments in "Faith Hilling", especially the one in the episode's final moments. As a few astute AV Club Commenters noted, it was like the Christine of mass transit vehicles.
  • Butterballs: Upon finding out that Butters is being bullied, the kids give him advice on what to do. First it's tell an teacher but Butters doesn't want to be a tattletale. Then they suggest that he write the principal anonymously, but Butters doesn't want to be an Anonymous Andy. So they suggest that he gets a bigger bully to beat the other bully up, but Butters does not want to be a "Cliche Conflict-Resolution Kevin".
  • Every life moment scene in I should Never have Gone Ziplining. Especially the "YOU SOLD US OUT FOR A GODDAMN NANO!!!!!"
  • Cartman insisting to the entire school (and stadium) that he and Kyle were gay lovers so that he can ensure that Token and Nichole (who Kyle was quite interested in) would end up together. The entire pretense for his matchmaking was that they are black and thus automatically belong together.
    • His rendition of All For One's "I Swear" on a jumbotron was icing on the cake.
    • Mr. Garrison's Game of Thrones lesson should count as a minor CMOF.
    • Cupid-Me


Other/Unsorted

  • The "German Scheisse Video" scene from The Movie.
    • "Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?!"
    • They changed it to British people in the German version since nobody in Germany would get the joke. Fun fact, many Germans still didn't got the joke either way.
    • When Cartman is singing "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch":

  Kyle: "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, CARTMAN!"

Notes

  1. to the tune of "Chicken on the Rocks"
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