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G00rugamesh

GIRUGAMESH!!

These So Bad It's Good advertisements can be viewed directly in the comfort of your own home for the low, low price of zero dollars and zero cents!


  • This funny commercial for plastic shoes tells you how to solve the extremely anoying problem of constantly being mugged on a slippery sidewalk. Ever so important to remember during the winter.
  • Appliance Direct. The Narm of it is funny alone, let alone the Asian guy.
  • (THE LATE) Billy Mays. OXI CLEAN DETERGENT SPOKESMAN. Large Ham. YOU DO THE MATH.
    • In the same vein, BARRY SCOTT.
    • At least when Mays advertised a product, you know it has to have a good degree of quality. He was like a very loud seal of approval.
      • Also, he explained that every product he endorsed he used himself at home (though it was probably a maid using them, but all the same).
  • Vince Offer, who stars in the ShamWow towel, the SlapChop food processor, and recently, Eminem's Recovery commercials. Sets the bar for the most awful (yet endearing) sales pitches on record.

  Vince: You're gonna love my nuts.

And the remixed ad, one of the coolest ascended memes.
  • "Windowfix", starts with utter Narm and poor acting. Then it leads into the most enthusiastic sales pitch about window cleaning, installation and repair ever. Utterly brilliant.
  • Many fast-food restaurant chains used incredibly bizarre employee training videos during the late 80's and early 90's. These include the "Wendy's Grill Skill" training video, where a new cook learns how to grill hamburgers from a rapper, and the McDonald's Custodian training video, where a new employee learns to channel a spirit named "McC".
  • Steve Ballmer in the Windows 1.0 commercial. He just hams up the whole commercial with his unnecessary yelling and you got to love what he says in the end when he says the address to purchase one.

  Ballmer: ...except in Nebraska!

 Kid: Yeah, go Link, yeah, get Zelda!

 "I love anime." "I love Japan period." "J-Rock!" "GIRUGAMESH!"

"Hey! Sakura-Con ikimaaaaaaaaasu!"

 Guy with Really Thick German Accent: I think my girlfriend looks very hot.

 "Taiyou con! In Mesa! It's just like a mini-Japan!"

 "NOBODY BEATS MITCH!!!"?

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