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Insurance Agent: Smoker?Homer: Shh, I want her to think I'm cool!
Marge: You don't smoke.
Cigarette machine: (repeating loop) Cigarettes! First one's free! Smoking is cool! The Surgeon General is a fool! Lung cancer is a myth! Cigarettes!—Messiah
Darby: Hey! Wh-where'd you get that cigarette from!?Jotaro: What, this? Want one? I can't really blame ya. After all, I make smoking cool as f*ck.
—Jo Jo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged, Episode 7
Hey, you know, I've had it with you guys and your "cancer" and your "emphysema" and your "heart disease." The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it.—Chandler Bing, Friends
Ah, the smart young ladies of the landSo content because they got a harry rag.
Can't relax without a harry in their hand
And they light one up and they boast and brag
—The Kinks, "Harry Rag"
Fry: What's the cigar for?Bender: It makes me look cool