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 It's weird to think of yourself as "the old guard" in something that's like 3-4 years old, but shit's changed for the better and worse. What will Let's Play be like in 2011? You can read all about it in my upcoming book - "Let's Read" subtitled: "2007 - the Year of the VLP" and sub-subtitled: "This is as meta as it gets." Ghost written by Stephen King and Proton Jon. On the back of the book jacket you will see a picture of me holding up a bunch of controllers while a camera is on me, and the wires are all tangled and I'm sorta shrugging as if to say "I think I'm in over my head here!!!"

In 2007, Something Awful user Slowbeef (Michael Sawyer) posted a video of him playing The Immortal with commentary over it. Numerous others followed him, thus creating the video Let's Play. In 2008, he along with fellow Something Awful user Diabetus created Retsupurae, a YouTube account in which the two make fun of the worst LPs out there, for which he has gained an even bigger following than his Let's Plays, which he still continues to do. Retsupurae also spawned a spinoff called Webcam Ward, in which the same principle is applied to non-gaming YouTube videos.

Slowbeef's Lets Plays can be found here and here.


Note: This page is for tropes pertaining to slowbeef's Lets Plays. Tropes pertaining to Retsupurae and Webcam Ward should go here.


Slowbeef's Lets Plays provide examples of:

 Diabetus: A 7/10 rating usually means the game is fucking awful.

      • Rezbit, 'Vinnie the Virus', is a huge nerd until you make him angry.

  Diabetus: I'm Vinnie the Virus! I've got a shield, oooh. I represent the future of technology. DON'T FUCK WITH VINNIE THE VIRUS.

  • The Adventure Continues: The final episode of his Metroid Prime 1 Let's Play ends with him unwrapping the box to Metroid Prime: Echoes.
  • Ancient Grome: In the Metroid Fusion LP, Diabetus mistakenly calls the Greek letters Alpha, Gamma, Zeta, and Omega as being part of the Latin alphabet.
  • Angrish: Not as angry as the usual examples, but the beef's first encounter with kinetic orb cannons in Echoes completely destroys his ability to speak coherently; you can tell that the illogical nature of the device has hit a Berserk Button.

 Vicas: Remember how there were those one-meter tunnels that you didn't understand?

(The tunnels in question are just big enough for Samus' ball form to travel through, a strange design choice considering that Samus seems to be the only living being capable of going through such things.)

Slowbeef: Yeah.

Vicas: This makes even less sense.

(Samus enters ball mode and enters the kinetic orb cannon, which fires her to a man-made target against the opposite cliff wall, granting her access to an otherwise-unreachable ledge.)

Slowbeef: What?! Wait a--wait a minute, what? W...what? What--but why--why would...ugh. That's the--that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard!

  • Back From the Brink: Both the Gandrayda and Metroid Hatcher boss fights in Prime 3.
  • Big Yes: After finally beating the Dark Aurora Unit.
    • Performs one earlier after discovering he can Instantly kill the Metroid Hatcher with Nova Beam after spending most of a video killing one before.
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall: In Part 22 of the SD Snatcher LP, he interrupts a description of a game weapon to explain his shock at a guy reading a porn magazine in public right near him as he writes the LP at a bookstore.
  • Brief Accent Imitation: In the Metroid Prime series alone, they come up with voices for Ridley, Amorbis, the Rezbits, and the Lava Clam.
    • They also keep saying that they're going to come up with a voice for Kraid.
  • Brick Joke: During a dull moment from Metroid Prime: Echoes video, Diabetus notes that he's playing Super Mario Galaxy 2. This was then followed up a few videos later when Slowbeef started a video with him playing said game.
  • BLAM Episode: In this video the commentary turns into a heated Mac vs. PC debate between slowbeef and guest proteus4994, respectively.
  • Catch Phrase: Their alternate Ridley's catchphrase is "It's a livin'!"
    • In Prime 3 it became "Still fallin'."
    • Throughout the Prime LPs, nearly every time slowbeef encounters a new enemy, he says some variation of 'What the hell is this?'
    • From the same LPs, Diabetus has a habit of saying "Corruption!" in a funny voice.
    • Slowbeef, in general, will often say "God Almighty" when faced with a particularly trying or annoying obstacle, and "Oh. fuck me!" when there's a sudden hazard.
  • Censorship by Spelling: As slowbeef battles Warp Hounds:

 Diabetus: See, what you need is the T-R-E-A-T beam.

Slowbeef: The tit beam?

  • Chekhov's Skill: After he gets the X-ray Visor and Nova Beam in Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, Toffile pipes up to instruct him on how to use them together to one-shot kill certain enemies that have Phazite armor. Later, he encounters a Metroid Hatcher and is totally pissed off since he had so much trouble with the last one... until Toffile directs him to read its scan data again, which mentions its Phazite armor....
  • Chirping Crickets: Spliced in by Diabetus as reaction to a particularly bad joke told by Slowbeef in the Fusion LP
  • Cliff Hanger: After defeating the Omega Pirate in Metroid Prime, Slowbeef expresses relief at his victory... just before the Omega Pirate falls and crushes Samus, cuing the hanger.
  • Companion Cube: Mr. Sunabouzu becomes very attached to "The Dynamo" in Metroid Prime Echoes, which makes it all the more saddening when slowbeef destroys it in the next video. All for a Power Bomb expansion.

 slowbeef: (Faces camera towards the remnants of the destroyed dynamo) GAZE UPON IT, MR. SUNABOUZU!

Toffile: Oh, no! You bastard!!

Vicas: How could you?!

  • Continuity Nod: The Dead to Rights: Retribution Let's Play included several references to the Dead to Rights 1 Lp.
  • Deadpan Snarker: As with Retsupurae, Diabetus fills this role in contrast to slowbeef's Hot-Blooded nature. But guest commentator Mr. Sunabouzu outshines him on that aspect, who always sounds deadpan. Even when excited.
  • Depending on the Artist: Guest commentators for Metroid Prime 3: Corruption have personalized Miis made by slowbeef. They are made without reference and almost certainly do not resemble the actual commentators.
  • Despair Event Horizon: slowbeef nearly crosses this in Torvus Bog, culminating in a priceless fight with Chykka. He gets better once he gets to Sanctuary.
  • Dies Wide Open: After coming across a dead Federation Trooper in Echoes, slowbeef wonders if Samus has a command for the typical action movie "close their eyes" thing. Vicas pointedly doesn't say anything, because that exact scene occurs one cutscene later.
  • Dissimile: In Prime 3, Slowbeef attempts to compare Admiral Dane and Adam before guest Baldurk points out he's not like Adam at all.

 Slowbeef: [He is] basically like the Adam of Corruption, I suppose.

Baldurk: That bad?

Vicas: He's less intrusive.

Slowbeef: Oh, yeah, much less. This is like the second time I've seen him the whole game.

Baldurk: So he's not really like Adam at all then.

Slowbeef: (Laughing) Yeah, actually you're right.

  • Draconian Popsicle: In the Fusion LP, 'Ridley's' interjections always end with a mention of just how cold he is.
  • Ensemble Darkhorse: From Metroid Prime 2: Echoes, Galactic Federation Marine Corps specialist M. Angseth, communications officer, Samus fangirl and Late to the Party victim. Slowbeef holds her in high regard and continues to reference her many videos later.

 Slowbeef: (After failing to convince Diabetus that the Space Jump and the High Jump were distinct from each other) ...Angseth would've understood.

Diabetus: Fuck Angseth.

Slowbeef: Angseth is the best! YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!

    • From the same LP, slowbeef tends to look at all its enemies with disdain. Except Rezbits. Even going as far as to ask whether they reappear in Corruption. And in the actual Corruption LP, he excitedly hopes aloud whether similar-looking enemies he came across were Rezbits.
  • Eureka Moment: Discussed after slowbeef has one soon after getting the Gravity Suit in Metroid Prime:

 Slowbeef: Man, this underwater doesn't mess me up anymore. I can get right back to that crashed frigate and... oh, I bet that's where I'm supposed to go now.

(NGDBSS bursts out laughing)

Ironicus: These are my favorite moments of the LP.

Slowbeef: These moments of revelation.

Ironicus: Eureka!

  • Failed a Spot Check: Occasionally in his Metroid Prime LPs, he'll spend most of a video blundering around blindly due to missing something extremely obvious like a grapple point.
  • Fake-Out Opening: The beginning of this video.
  • Foreshadowing: In the Dead to Rights: Retribution LP, after arresting Julian Temple, Slowbeef remarks: "Grant City's under martial law, right? So what are we gonna do? Go to the police station, kill everyone in it, and throw him in an empty jail cell?" No points for guessing what happens in the very next chapter.
  • Fun with Acronyms: In the videos with guest NGDBSS, Slowbeef and General Ironicus make several guesses as to what exactly said guest's name stood for.
    • Norfair Gargoyles Do Best, Samus Struggles
    • North Germany Distributes Bad Swastika Stickers
    • Nine Grunting Deadbeats Say So
    • News Gets Damn Better Sometime Soon
    • Naval Gratuity Does Boats Several Services
    • Nifty Grunge Destructive Bands Save Soldiers
    • Necromonicon Goes Deadly Before Sitting Still
    • They also say that Vicas stands for Varia Ice Cannon And Stuff
  • Heroic BSOD: Near the end of SD Snatcher he closes an encounter with a particularly new enemy, after half a minute of silence and grasping for words with

  Slowbeef: Fuck you, Hideo Kojima. That is all that's left. That is all that is god damn left. I went through a god damn mirror maze to fight a robot in a panda suit. That's my life... that's... you... I'm broken, I'm broken. Good night.

    • Done rather literally in Diabetus' Metroid Fusion LP. After Diabetus forgets to save after defeating Yakuza and gets sent back before the boss fight, the video immedately cuts to a test pattern and ends.
  • Heterosexual Life Partners: With Diabetus, at least, in his LPs. He lives in Jersey, Diabetus lives in Alabama.
  • Hidden Depths: Judging from this video, as well as his work on creating an unofficial translation patch of Policenauts, Slowbeef is quite skilled in the Japanese language, skilled enough even to know the distinctions between accents.
    • He also seems to be quite fond of philosophy. He brings up a small instance of Voltaire in Diabetus' Metroid Fusion LP. He also countered the frustratingly terrible L Ping of one Quadraxis14 by reading "On Liberty" by John Stuart Mill.
  • Hope Spot: After he gets the Dark Suit in Metroid Prime 2, which greatly reduces the life-draining mechanic that was his biggest complaint about the game, Slowbeef actually starts enjoying the game for a few videos...then comes Torvus Bog... and then the Grapple Guardian... and then Chykka... all of which totally cement his hatred of the game.
  • Hurricane of Puns: While facing Thardus (who's made up of rocks), Diabetus makes several rock/stone-based puns.
    • Stealth Pun: "That wasn't very granite of you... no, lavaish... oh, wait, what was it?" Odds are he deliberately avoided saying "magmanimous".
  • Hypercompetent Sidekick: The Metroid Prime videos tend to feature guest commentators who know far more about where slowbeef needs to go than he does. Particularly Vicas. This is lampshaded a few times.

 Slowbeef: How much do I have to pay you to play this for me?

 (The main character walks into a church-like building with pews inside that has already been classified in-story as a church)

Gillian Seed: What's this...?

CherryDoom: "Looks like a church!"

Diabetus: "What is this--A CHURCH?!"

 Ridley: Still fallin'!

 Diabetus: This certainly is a tool-assisted speedrun.

slowbeef: Oh, yeah, thanks for assisting me with this Lets Play, Diabetus.

  • Its Pronounced Tropay: Slowbeef always refers to Mario as "Marry-o." Despite BklynBruzer's best-laid plans.
  • Joisey: Slowbeef is from the Garden State and will often alternate between defending or ridiculing his home state.
  • Let's Play: The almighty Trope Maker and Trope Codifier.
  • Like an Old Married Couple: Slowbeef and Diabetus during the Fusion LP.
  • Mentors: Guest commentators Vicas and Toffile act as this for newcomer to the Metroid Prime series Slowbeef during his run through the Prime trilogy. Diabetus dabbles in this during Corruption.
    • Scarboy fills this role for slowbeef's Super Metroid LP.
    • Slowbeef himself serves as a mentor for Diabetus during the Fusion LP.
  • Mood Whiplash: In Metroid Prime, slowbeef goes from marveling at the scenery in the crashed pirate frigate to raging at the Aqua Pirates abruptly.
  • Never Trust a Trailer: Conversed in the Metroid Prime LP, when guest commentator Khad mentioned seeing one of the infamous Evony ads while watching the stream and how displeased he was when, sadly, there were no tits in the actual game.
  • Nostalgia Filter: Slowbeef admits that this may be one reason he's so fond of Snatcher, toward the end of his video LP of the game.
  • Now You Tell Me: Slowbeef discovered he could freeze Mogenar with missiles right as soon as he was about to die.

  Slowbeef: The things you discover with 9 energy.

  • Oh Crap: His reaction to finding a scan in Metroid Prime 2: Echoes that said he had to find ten keys to enter the final area (one of which was already found for him, at least).

  slowbeef: I gotta - TEN KEYS?!!

    • In the first 10 minutes of Corruption, he finds he can shoot allies. 30 seconds later, he accidentally shoots someone, and he fires several more shots for the hell of it, prompting a turret to pop down from the ceiling.

 AI: WARNING. HOSTILE WEAPONS DETECTED. PLEASE STAND DOWN.

Slowbeef: Oh, shit! "Please stand down", you got it, I'm sorry! Okay!

  • Percussive Maintenance: In Fusion, Diabetus compares shooting the malfunctioning atmospheric stabilizers in Sector One to thumping a television.
  • Phlebotinum Analogy: How slowbeef explains to Scarboy what Phazon is in Corruption:

 Slowbeef: Did you ever see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? The cartoon? Do you remember mutagen? That's Phazon.

 slowbeef: I'm going to use my hatred for Echoes to kill Chykka on the first try.

 Slowbeef (as Samus): I mean that in a way that makes me want to scratch my nipples with missile tips.

  • Roaring Rampage of Revenge: When Slowbeef got the Wave Beam, he made sure to take out all the Pulse Bombus in the shafts that had bugged him.
  • Running Gag: "The Ridley Voice"
    • And his various Alternative Character Interpretations.
    • He often mentions editing out things Diabetus and other commentators say and put in comments praising his skill. He never does.
      • He and the guests also often act like the episode just started after he dies, as if he would edit out the failure. He also never does. This extends to Diabetus' LP of Fusion as well.
    • During the Snatcher LP he did with Diabetus, the two liked to shout "SNATCHER" every time it appeared on screen, since the game capitalized every important key word.
    • Always struggling with the pronunciation of guest Mr. Sunabouzu.
    • The Dead to Rights LP provided a couple, most notably when Diabetus comments on one of the prison mini games and shouts "DEAD TO RIGHTS". From then on during the LP the would occasionally say "Dead to Rights" during ridiculous sections of the game.
      • This would extend to the next game, where the two would mutter "Dead to Rights" at the end of every video. Eventually they would say the phrase randomly during segments of completely unrelated videos.
      • The prison level also gave us "speed level 4", from a speed bag punching minigame. Jack's speed level of 4 and his quest to attain higher speed levels were commented on throughout the LP.
    • slowbeef is quite fond of impersonating Edward G. Robinson's gangster persona for usually no apparent reason, yeah, see?
  • Sanity Slippage: All throughout Torvus Bog.
  • Seen It a Million Times: slowbeef starts feeling this way about the Shockwave Stomp that many Prime bosses use. It eventually culminates in Omega Ridley using the attack, and saying that he started doing it because everybody else was.
  • Snub By Omission: At the end of each LP, slowbeef thanks everyone who guested or did something notable in the forum during the LP. Except Diabetus.
    • Subverted at the end of the Metroid Prime: Corruption LP. Slowbeef makes sure to thank him first.
  • So Unfunny It's Funny: The Metroid jokes that guest commentator Blister makes during the Prime LP's.
  • Squee: His reaction to Sanctuary Fortress in Echoes, even going so far as to say that if the whole game was nothing but Sanctuary, it would be the best game ever.
  • Stealth Insult: Occasionally, in his Super Metroid LP, slowbeef will bring up Windows Notepad and type out insults to his fellow commentators which are only visible to the audience while his partners remain blissfully unaware.
  • Stop Helping Me!: During the Metroid Fusion LP, Diabetus and slowbeef quickly get irritated with Adam's constant briefings.

  Diabetus: You patronizing little ass! I know where to go! Shut up!

  Diabetus: "Is this like Metal Gear Solid 2 when you think Snake is the main character and after the first level it' turns out to be a stripper?"

  Diabetus: Are you ready to delve into the vast depths of Elysia? That came out bad.

 Hello, this is Yoshio Sakomoto! It’s not easy writing stories for Metroid considering my functional illiteracy. Honestly, I don’t really like Samus, and I don’t want you to like her either. I hate her and feel threatened by her. I will ruin this franchise. I’m just coming out and telling you. Fuck Metroid and fuck you.

 Slowbeef: Well I think what's gonna happen in Dead To Rights: Retribution 2; Jack will be killing all these people but on a horse with gravity wells around.

Diabetus: And there's a lot of constant quick-time events as well.

Slowbeef: Also, he's saving Bandage Girl

Diabetus: You have to make difficult moral choices, is Jack Slate a paragon or a renegade? The choice is yours, the player, to drive Jack's story because you are Jack!

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