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By sword, by pick, by axe, bye bye!
—Tagline of The Mutilator

Kevin: Mom, we're in a hurry! We're gonna go bowling with Anthony.

Eddie: And then to the movies!

Mom: What movie?

Eddie: Garden Tool Massacre. It's your basic slice-and-dice.

Mom: Your basic what?

Eddie: Well, this guy in a hockey mask, he chops up a few teenagers.

Later...

Guy in theater: Watch this. He's gonna get the camp counselor with the hedge trimmer.

<Screams and ripping of flesh>

Guy in theater: I'll bet the girl gets away. Watch. She's gonna run in the lodge and hide. But he's gonna get her anyway!
The Blob (1988)

Movie Character: Jamie! Jamie! C'mon, this isn't funny anymore! It's cold and I'm only wearing a very thin old t-shirt and tiny little panties!

Rallo: Don't go out there you hot dummy!

<Girl is killed by a Captain Ersatz of Jason Voorhees>
The Cleveland Show ("Beer Walk!")
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