Sidetracked by the Analogy/Quotes

• Bob. Bob McCay is in his workplace talking with his wife and daughter about an old friend coming over, who had once made a pass at Kaye (Bob's wife). The conversation quickly devolves into a discussion of movies Tony Curtis and Kirk Douglas were in.

Bob: I still don't trust Jerry. I'm not taking my eyes off him. If he so much as looks crosseyed at you I'm gonna punch him in the breadbasket. Kay: You're gonna do what? Bob: It's not funny Kaye. It's very serious. Houdini died from that. Tricia: Didn't Houdini die trying to escape from a water chamber? Harlan walks over Harlan: No. In the movie that was how Tony Curtis died. Albie & Chad walk over Albie: I thought Kirk Douglas stabbed Tony Curtis in the movie. Chad: No, no you're thinking of Spartacus. Harlan: No, Tony Curtis killed Kirk Douglas in that. Albie: No, that was The Vikings. Bob: I didn't, I didn't see that. Tricia: So what happend to Kirk Douglas? Chad: Cut his ear off. Harlan: No that was in Lust For Life when he played Toulouse-Lautrec. Tricia: No, that was Jose Ferrer. -2- You know, interestingly Kirk Douglas lost his ear in Lust for Life and his eye in The Vikings. Harlan: What brought this up? Albie: Mr. McCay is threatening to punch Tony Curtis in the stomach. Harlan: C'mon Bob, Tony's no kid.