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Got married on my twenty first
Eight months before my wife would give birth
It's easier to be sure you love someone
When her father inquires with the barrel of a gun
Relient K, Deathbed
Here comes the bride, the groom by her side, feeling very sorry for himself.
He tried to run, but I stopped him with my gun, he's going to marry her, or else.
Chad Morgan, Shotgun Wedding
Yeah, and your family's got the shotgun readyBut I know that I ain't ready to die
I can hear those church bells chime
No, I may not be ready for a wedding, honey
—Kevin Fowler, "Knocked Up"
Grilka(giving Quark Klingon wedding ritual costume): Put this on
Grilka:Because if you do not, I will kill you.
Deep Space Nine, The House of Quark