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"Number Five... is Alive!"
"Life is NOT a malfunction!"—Stephanie Speck
Short Circuit is a pair of films that were written with the intention of deconstructing AI Is a Crapshoot. It's a near-unique film that doesn't fall easily into any one genre, instead it takes elements of sci-fi, action, romantic comedy and slapstick.
In the first film (1986) NOVA robotics demonstrates five experimental robots for military use. With mobile tank treads, impressive tactile response, limited AI and a very dangerous laser weapon, they are bleeding edge advanced machines. During a storm, SAINT #5 is struck by lightning, frying its circuits and causing a critical malfunction in its programming. It wanders off unnoticed, headed for the unsuspecting denizens of a small town, in particular one defenseless girl and animal lover named Stephanie Speck (Ally Sheedy). It is a race against time to recapture the wayward robot before disaster strikes - but it is already too late. Number Five is adapting... learning... and willfully ignoring commands.
Steve Guttenberg plays the designer Newton Crosby who is trying to figure out what happened to this robot. He becomes friendly with Stephanie and comes to see that Number Five has acquired a personality... and a love of The Three Stooges. But NOVA sees Number Five as their property that has gotten away from them, and they want him either returned or destroyed.
The second film (Short Circuit 2, 1988) centers on a friend of Crosby in the first film, Benjamin Jahrvi. Working to make little SAINT-inspired toys, he runs into problems getting production up to speed. So Crosby and Stephanie send Number Five, now calling himself Johnny Five, who is a one robot production line. Unfortunately, Ben's business partner Fred Ritter sees other opportunities. But all this takes a back seat to Johnny being manipulated by thieves to help in a bank heist, which shatters Johnny's naiveté and leaves him wanting revenge.
A remake is being planned, but it is in the very early stages.
The movies contain examples of:
- Adorkable: Just about everyone, admit it. Most notably: Ben, Newton and Johnny.
- AI Is a Crapshoot: Inverted. There's nothing wrong with the AI until lightning gets involved.
- Armies Are Evil: Strictly speaking, the "soldiers" are NOVA's security team and not proper military, but close enough.
- Badass Unintentional: Johnny Five, in the second movie, since he's a Technical Pacifist.
- Bank Robbery: Oscar's scheme in the sequel.
- Become a Real Boy: One of the plot points of the second movie is Johnny Five's quest to be recognized as sentient. He eventually is, and becomes a naturalized U.S. citizen alongside Ben at the end.
- Berserk Button: Do not mistreat Johnny Five's friends, and do not treat him like a mere machine. He WILL find you, and he WILL deal the most humiliating yet nonviolent punishment imaginable. Stephanie's ex-boyfriend and Oscar both found that out FIRSTHAND.
"You will not get away! I am really pissed off!!"
- Beware the Nice Ones: Johnny and Ben. You do not want to be around Ben if something's happened to Johnny on your watch. Just see Berserk Button above to see why it's an equally bad idea to take Johnny lightly.
- Big Stupid Doodoo Head: "I've got an error message for you! I'll scramble your RAM!!" Quoted by Saunders, apparently unsure of how to properly insult a robot. Johnny is understandably less than impressed.
- Blank Slate: Number 5 is a fast learner though.
- Blue Eyes: Johnny 5. The innocent variety.
- Bollywood Nerd: Ben.
- Break the Cutie: Quite literally, in the second movie.
- Brick Joke: One of the phrases that Johnny passes to Ben during his date with Sandy is misinterpreted as Spanish, which Sandy translates into "Your mother sleeps (makes love with) with my dog". At the movie's climax, Johnny uses the same phrase to taunt a crook.
- Bus Full of Innocents: Howard is scared that the malfunctioning Number 5 might attack one.
Howard: What if it decides to melt down a bus full of nuns? How would you write the headline on that?!
Ben: Nun soup?
- But I Read a Book About It: Newton's response when Ben asks if he's ever seen a woman naked.
- Standard fare for Johnny-Five. With most of his fairly short life spent interacting with only about a half-dozen humans in any significant way, the majority of his experience and knowledge comes from the piles upon piles of books he's read.
- California Doubling: The sequel takes place in the USA, but was shot in Toronto. It was rumoured that the crew had to go out of their way to add litter to the shots to maintain to the illusion of an American city, but it kept getting cleaned up by City Services when they were on break.
- Candlelit Bath: Parodied.
Number Five: "Stephanie... change color? Attractive! Nice software!"
- Changing of the Guard: From Newton Crosby and Stephanie as the main human protagonists to Ben and - eventually - Fred.
- Characterization Marches On: Ben graduates from a Chivalrous Pervert to a three-dimensional protagonist between films.
- Chekhov's Skill: Too many to list, most notably Johnny's magnet and remote control.
- Chrome Champion: Johnny's makeover in the epilogue of Short Circuit 2. He looks like R.O.B. mated with an Academy Award.
- Confessional: Johnny rolling his way into a church confessional.
- Couldn't Find a Pen: With his voice box damaged, Johnny uses a rock to scrape out an S.O.S. on a brick wall.
- Cute Machines: Number/Johnny Five is intended as this, of course, but the little Johnny Five toys take the cake.
- Decoy Getaway: Thanks to Dr. Crosby's NOVA van just happening to have enough spare parts for Number Five to build a decoy, which NOVA blows up at the end of the first film, thinking they destroyed him.
- Determinator: Johnny 5 takes a lot of abuse in both movies, but always dispenses justice and emerges with a nonsensical catch-phrase and good attitude. He may not be indestructible, but his optimism is.
- Did Not Do the Research: Johnny finishes The Hound of the Baskervilles in 10 seconds, pausing momentarily to remark, "I think the chauffeur did it!" and "He did." Close, but no bananas: In the novel, the murderer is spotted riding in the cab of a horse-drawn carriage, not the front.
- Disney Death: Lampshaded, then Averted Trope.
- Dissimile: Fred explaining that he didn't "lose" Johnny Five. He just "misplaced him, y'know? Like your car keys."
- "HOW ARE YOU MISPLACING A 700 POUND CAR KEY?!"
- Do-Anything Robot: Let's see... Johnny has a parachute, "multi-frequency remote control" that allows him to control anything electric (within range), and a Swiss Army Weapon that extends to cut through solid steel bank vault walls, unlock cars and unscrew their radios, and help build little toy robots.
- Does Not Know His Own Strength: Johnny, in the second movie. When he wants to push past someone (usually Fred) he tends to toss him halfway across the room. Not to mention the trouble he gives the two police officers when they arrest him for trashing the bookstore.
Johnny Five: I am NOT stolen goods! -slams fists on the table, yanking the police officers down-
- Do Not Pass Go: In the second movie.
Johnny Five: You will book me, Danno? I will make your day? Do not pass go?
- Every Helicopter Is a Huey: Although the helicopter that chases down and destroys the decoy Number Five is not a Huey, but a JetRanger, this trope is lampshaded:
Skroeder: "...and I'm going to need some Hueys."
Howard: "Some what?"
Skroeder: "HELICOPTERS, Howard. Jesus Christ!"
Howard: "I thought they were choppers."
Skroeder: "Well, now they're called Hueys."
Howard: "Well, why wasn't I notified?"
- This is likely Skroeder's mistake, as "Huey" is a specific model of helicopter, not the catch-all term for helicopters Skroeder seems to think it is.
- Everyone Knows Morse: Subverted Trope in the sequel.
- Everything Is Online: Johnny Five can access any electronics remotely with a transmitter in his head. He can also control cars, cranes and other things that (at the time the films were made) didn't even have any electronics controlling them.
- Evil Old Folks: Oscar Baldwin.
- Exact Time to Failure: Johnny Five's battery.
- Eyepatch of Power: Johnny during his quest for vengeance.
- Eye Scream: In this case: Robotic eye, meet axe. Ouch. See Family-Unfriendly Violence.
- Failing a Taxi: Johnny launches a grapple magnet to capture a taxi for Ben.
- Fake Nationality: Fisher Stevens as Ben. Lampshaded when Newton asks where's he's from.
Ben: Bakersfield, originally.
Newton: No, I mean your ancestors.
Ben: Oh, them. Pittsburgh.
- False Friend: Oscar. You really ought to see it coming, but he's so jolly that many viewers don't.
- Family-Unfriendly Violence: Johnny Five's ridiculously graphic maiming at the hands of the bank robbers.
- Fantastic Racism: Johnny seems to believe this is the reason Oscar tried to kill Johnny, but only locked Ben and Fred in a freezer. See Lock and Load Montage for the result.
- Fire-Forged Friends: Fred treats Johnny like he's his personal butler (partly because Ben kept him in the dark about Johnny's AI), then tries to sell him to some corporate bigwigs, prompting Johnny to unleash the white hot rage: "He is NOT my friend!" However, after Johnny is nearly killed by Oscar's mooks, Fred scavenges the city for him and later repairs him single-handedly. By the end of the movie, they've become an Adventure Duo.
- Oscar's goons destroying the No.5 replica early in the second film.
- And at the police station:
- Frickin' Laser Beams: All the military robots.
- In the sequel Johnny replaces his with a Utility Pack.
- Friend to All Living Things: Stephanie, and later, Johnny Five.
- Funny Foreigner: Benjamin Jabituya.
- In the first movie, he was more of a Plucky Comic Relief character. In the second movie, they gave him the last name Jahrvi and tried to give him a more serious story, while still keeping him funny.
- Fun with Acronyms: S.A.I.N.T. Touches on nightmare fuel, given the root is Strategic Artificially Intelligent Nuclear Transport.. The SAINT series are nuke delivery platforms, designed, as explained at the start of the first film, to be para-dropped into enemy cities, use their maneuvrability, intelligence, and weaponry to safely deliver their nuclear payload to their target, and then blow themselves up.
"Los Locos kick your ass!"
"Los Locos kick your face!"
"Los Locos kick your balls into outer SPAAAAAACE!"
- Geek Physiques: Ben and his bank robber counterpart, Saunders, are both portrayed as weaklings.
- General Ripper: Schroeder decides, without bothering to listen to the guy who built it, that recovering SAINT Five requires loads and loads of military firepower aimed in the general direction of the robot regardless of the presence of innocent bystanders.
- Genius Ditz: Newton Crosby and Ben, and later Number Five himself.
- Granola Girl: Stephanie. Takes in all manner of poor and homeless animals (and one sentient robot), runs a truck that she sells natural food out of, and expresses her deep displeasure with the military and their weapons.
- G-Rated Drug: Apparently, knowledge is this to a newly sentient robot. Played for Laughs, of course.
Number Five: Need! More! Input!
- Heel Face Turn: Howard Marner is hinted at undergoing one at the conclusion of the first film by firing Schroeder.
- Heterosexual Life Partners: Newton and Ben. (Ben lampshades this a couple of times.)
- Hollywood Nerd: Newton isn't exactly smooth with the ladies.
- Human Mail: Though not technically a human, Johnny Five mails himself to Benjamin in the city (with the help of Newton and Stephanie), after being rejected as an airplane passenger.
- Humiliation Conga: How Number Five deals with Frank.
- Implausible Deniability: The "Department of Car Stereo Repair".
- Incredibly Obvious Bug: On Number Five. At least in this case they weren't expecting the robots to try to get rid of them.
- Inkblot Test: Administered to Number Five by Crosby as part of a Turing test.
- Insane Proprietor: Manic Mike.
- Instant AI, Just Add Water
- Instant Expert: Number Five assimilates information at an insane speed, going through an entire dictionary within seconds. Notably, this doesn't help him learn morality; he's still got the mentality of a five-year old, just a very smart one.
- Jerkass: Stephanie's ex boyfriend from the first movie.
- Johnny McCoolname: Number Five gives himself the name "Johnny Five."
- Just Think of the Potential: When asked by a Senator about the SAINT project's origins, Crosby lets slip the fact that he intended them as a marital aid. (Then again, he might've been trying to make a fool of Howard.)
- Law Enforcement, Inc.: NOVA's private military.
- Let's Get Dangerous: "Let's party."
- Lightning Can Do Anything: A single bolt is all that stands between a sufficiently advanced robot and sentience.
- Limited Wardrobe: Fred seemingly owns only one -- admittedly expensive -- shirt, which he wears on a daily basis. This makes it all the more poignant when Fred tears his sleeve off without hesitation, applying it to Johnny's leaking battery.
- Loan Shark: Fred uses one to sponsor his business with Ben, with thirty days to pay up. When the jewel thieves first confront Fred and Ben with ski masks, Fred first thinks it's the loan shark's henchmen.
- Lock and Load Montage / Roaring Rampage of Revenge: Johnny Five goes through this after being beaten and left for dead by the villains, out of sheer anger that they merely kidnapped his friends, but flat out tried to kill HIM. He even dons a mohawk-like set of spikes for the occasion.
Johnny Five: Oh sure, kidnap the humans, (angrily) destroy the machine!
- Locked in a Freezer: Ben and Fred in the second movie.
- Magical Defibrillator: One such is used to recharge Johnny Five's dying battery.
- Malaproper: Ben, constantly.
- Miraculous Malfunction: The lightning strike that gives Number Five sentience.
- Missed Him by That Much: Searching for the dying Johnny, Ben and the cops arrive at Radio Shack at the exact moment that Fred and Johnny exit the frame. This happens twice more during this sequence, though the final time Fred remained behind for Ben and the cops to find instead.
- Mood Whiplash: Like the first film, Short Circuit 2 is a light comedy. That is, till the scene where Oscar has his goons brutally smash up Johnny 5 in near slow-motion.
- My Name Is Not Durwood: Ben keeps calling Johnny "Number Johnny Five". He doesn't really seem to mind though.
- No Sympathy: Crosby taking No. 2 (without permission) on his hunt for No. 5, causing Howard to wet his drawers some more.
Howard: Great! So instead of $11 million on the loose, we're going to have twenty-two!
Ben: Plus we are needing gas money.
- Oblivious to Love: Ben's love interest, the woman representing the toy company he had a deal with, doesn't even notice his (poor) attempts at romancing her until Johnny bungles their date.
- Oh Crap:
- Fred's reaction in the sequel when Johnny realizes he is in a city, and Fred again when Johnny finds a bookstore.
- Fred and Ben realizing that neither one of them knows Morse code.
- Oscar's face right before Johnny runs his car off the road, somersaulting it into a parked van.
- #5's reaction when he makes the connection between a dead grasshopper and NOVA's intent to disassemble him. "Disassemble = DEAD? NOOOOO!"
- Odd Couple: Mild-mannered, scrupulous Ben and slovenly, amoral Fred.
- An Odd Place to Sleep: Ben inherited the NOVA truck from the first movie and drove it to NYC. It doubles as his toy factory and living space.
- Even after Fred leases a warehouse, Ben continues to nap in a hammock in the truck (which is now parked indoors).
- Operation Blank: An army general at NOVA's launch party is already fantasizing about deploying SAINT robots to nuke Moscow. "We call it Operation Gotcha Last."
- Our Souls Are Different
- Pick Your Human Half
- Pig Latin: Used by the sequel's villains to fool Johnny -- the one language he doesn't know how to translate.
- He's managed to work it out by the second time they try this trick on him.
Johnny 5: Oo-scray oo-yay, ozobay.
- Pinocchio Syndrome: He even picked a copy of the novel of Pinocchio while at a bookstore, determining that it required a more careful read.
- Playing Cyrano: Johnny Five to Ben during the latter's date.
- Porn Stash: Ben's "schematic drawings" that he offers to share with Newton.
- Product Placement:
- "Wouldn't You Like To Be a Pepper Too?"
- Radio Shack doesn't just sell electronics. It SAVES LIVES.
- Race Against the Clock: Fred, when repairing Johnny in Radio Shack.
Fred: "I can't do this, I'm no good at this stuff!"
Johnny: "Fifteen minutes you have to get good."
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: Probably originally meant for combat mode, Johnny's back-lit red "eyes" are usually a telltale sign you've managed to tick off the normally happy-go-lucky pacifist robot.
Johnny Five: (catches crowbar midswing)Bad humans!
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: Fred and Ben.
- Reference Overdosed: Johnny doesn't really know when to hold back. Then again, being as young as he is, he doesn't really have his own experiences to know anything beyond references.
- Ridiculously-Human Robots: Personality-wise, not appearance-wise.
- Robosexual: Number 5 hitting on Stephanie in the tub.
- Rock Beats Laser: Johnny outwits his evil twins by deflecting their lasers with rocks and blinding them with mud. $11 million well spent, Pentagon.
- Run for the Border: Oscar and his cronies devise a clever plot to smuggle the jewels into South America. Each one is hidden inside a cheap, plastic toy dinosaur; "Our gift to the Brazilian National Orphanage."
- Running Gag: Skroder seems rather obsessed with food...
Skroder: What I've got is trouble, which I don't need because my wife is at home cooking a steak that's going to be dried out by the time I get there
Skroder: They're cooking something up, I can smell it. We've got to fry 'em now, Howard!
Skroder: How many kids you got, Doctor?
Skroder: Well let me tell you I've got three of them. Three dandy little Skroders, and I want them to be adults, not barbeques.
- He also mistakes Number 5 for a coffee machine.
- Secret Underground Passage: The tunnel connecting Ben's warehouse with a high-security bank vault.
- Shell Game: Johnny Five learns it from a street performer in Short Circuit 2.
- Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism: Rosy idealism.
- Starring Special Effects: Despite the films' relatively low budget, the animatronics used for Johnny Five were top of the line and very impressive for the time. He was designed by Blade Runner legend Syd Mead.
- Strange Syntax Speaker: Johnny after getting mutilated by Oscar's mooks.
- Suicidal Overconfidence: Johnny heatedly goes after Oscar, ignoring the fatal gash in his battery. He doesn't bleed to death, but he cuts it pretty close.
Fred: "Come on now, man, these are serious guys! You're not in top form a-and your back-up battery's used up!?"
Johnny: "Derf, a life-form's gotta do what a life-form's gotta do. Stand aside."
- Super Prototype
- Super Speed Reading: Johnny can breeze through books at a frightening rate, though apparently he's not programmed to re-shelve them. Set him loose in a bookstore and, well...
- Symbolic Blood: Battery fluid.
- Technical Pacifist: Johnny Five was created as a military robot, but decides that killing is wrong. He's not above throwing thugs around, so long as they don't die.
- I Am Not a Gun: In the second movie, he has his laser weapon removed in favor of a Batman-esque utility pack.
- Technology Marches On: In the second movie, when Johnny Five first meets Benjamin, he happily shows off all his newest features, including among them "500 megabytes of storage". 500 megabytes was indeed a lot of hard drive space in 1988, when Short Circuit 2 was in theaters, but ten years later, we know that Johnny has about enough memory to store a decent but by no means flawless copy of the movie he currently stars in.
- The Italian adaptation got a Lucky Translation here. Translated back into English, Johnny 5 says he has "improved memory, 500 megabytes online", without any mention of storage, which leads viewers to think he was talking about RAM, not hard drive space. Of course, technology has still marched on from computers with 512 megabytes of RAM, but it took a lot more time.
- For a more justifiable version of this trope, see Benjamin's lament that neither he nor Fred is carrying a phone.
Fred: "Well, I left mine in the Mercedes!"
- They Would Cut You Up: "NO DIS-ASS-EM-BLE!"
- Tinman Typist: Justified. One of Newton's side projects is teaching robots to play piano. And give the finger.
- Trampled Underfoot: The opening shot shows a tank running over flowers.
- Johnny learns about death when he accidentally tramples a grasshopper.
- Unwitting Pawn: Johnny, in the second movie. Twice. In the beginning he steals just about a dozen car radios after being decieved by a gang to believe that he was helping them do their jobs as the "Department of Car Stereo Repair"; and later when Oscar tricks him into digging into the bank vault, thinking it was to create a safe place for Ben. Don't worry, he fixes it.
- Violently Protective Girlfriend: Maybe not violent, but Sandy takes a level in badass when she believes Ben is in touble, impressively decoding his voiceless-phone messages to use as directions, and demanding that the taxi driver break the law to move faster.
Sandy: "If we get a ticket, I'll pay for it!"
- Voice Changeling: Johnny, like most self-aware robots from the Eighties, can mimic anyone's voice.
- We Used to Be Friends: Newton calls out Howard Marner on this, claiming that back when they were both scientists, Howard would have realized the value of Johnny Five's sentience. Howard bluntly replies, "I'm a businessman now. I'm not a scientist anymore."
- What Measure Is a Non-Human?: It takes a lot of convincing before the human leads will concede that Number Five is alive and not Just a Machine. This is the main moral premise of both films, leading to the end of the second movie in which Johnny is publicly declared a sentient being and made a citizen of the United States.
- Wild Goose Chase: Number 5 notices his Tracking Device and throws it into the pick up truck of an elderly couple. The soldiers in pursuit of him find the couple instead.
- You Are Number Five: He starts as just a number, but gives himself the name Johnny Five. Ben calls him "Number Johnny Five".
- Your Mom: Invoked in the first movie as a taunt to Number Five's pursuers.
Number Five: Hey laser lips! Your momma was a snowblower! *makes a digital Bronx cheer*
- And in the second: