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"Aaaah. OH. OOOOOOOUUGGGGH. OH NO! NO!! NO!!! NO! OH, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! ARGH!! OH, DON'T DO IT AGAIN- EEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGG!! WHY?! AHAHAHAO... I DON'T — NO!!! WHY ARE THEY PLAYING OVER AND OVER AGAIN?!?! STOP!!!"
—The same poor fucker, a few seconds later.
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Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear. |
"Don't, don't, don't, this will hurt someone."
—R. Budd Dwyer's last words, spoken to reporters trying to take the gun away from him, mere seconds before he killed himself on live TV.
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"Holy fucking shit crackers! I... what the... Jesus Fuck! It just... oh my fuck! I can't look away! WHY? DEAR MERCIFUL GOD, WHY?"
—The typical reaction to a shock site.
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(maniacal laughter)
—The typical reaction to showing someone else a shock site.
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"HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO"
—Some soundbyte of the infamous Last Measure by the GNAA.
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"It's like the rodeo — see how long you can last."
—George Clooney on Esquire, regarding 2 Girls 1 Cup.
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"OH MY GOD! ... OHH-H MY GOD! What the f--rip is he doing? Oh my god, that's freakin' blood! ... I was wondering what the hell those scars were... How could anybody do that to themselves?" |
"Let me turn down the volume, man, it's gonna be pretty loud. Alright. ... This guy's not thinkin'... NO! ... OH- ... [gasping for breath]... WHAT... WHAT... WHAT... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!? ... That dude better not be alive." |
Stewie: What is this now? |
Sam: Oh, you guys wanna see something really gross? |