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"Your performance was horrible. Your parents will all be receiving phone calls instructing them to love you less."—Ms. Bitters from Invader Zim
"Now if I hear one more peep out of any of you scrubs, someone's going to get... A love punch! Any questions?"—Miss Kisskillya, Detention
"Now I know you're upset, but it's been two days. You need to move on."—Mr. Noblet, Strangers with Candy, after Jerri's father was abruptly mauled to death by vicious attack dogs.
Mom: I saw your teacher, Miss Wormwood, in the supermarket today. She said to say Hi.Calvin: I dunno... I kinda figured teachers slept in coffins all summer.
Calvin: You saw Miss Wormwood?? She shops at the supermarket?
Mom: Well certainly. What did you think?
"Your psycho-analyst may say one thing, Blatworthy, but I say another. And my treatment is free."
Snape: That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger... Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.Snape: Detention, Weasley... and if I ever hear you criticise the way I teach a class again, you will be very sorry indeed.
Ron: You asked us a question and she knows the answer! Why ask if you don't want to be told?
Mr Mericet Mr Pteppic is exactly right. Especially about the over-confidence.