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"Your performance was horrible. Your parents will all be receiving phone calls instructing them to love you less."
Ms. Bitters from Invader Zim
"Now if I hear one more peep out of any of you scrubs, someone's going to get... A love punch! Any questions?"
Miss Kisskillya, Detention
"Now I know you're upset, but it's been two days. You need to move on."
Mr. Noblet, Strangers with Candy, after Jerri's father was abruptly mauled to death by vicious attack dogs.

Mom: I saw your teacher, Miss Wormwood, in the supermarket today. She said to say Hi.

Calvin: You saw Miss Wormwood?? She shops at the supermarket?

Mom: Well certainly. What did you think?

Calvin: I dunno... I kinda figured teachers slept in coffins all summer.
"Your psycho-analyst may say one thing, Blatworthy, but I say another. And my treatment is free."

"When we grew up and went to school

There were certain teachers who

Would hurt the children any way they could

By pouring their derision

Upon everything we did

Exposing every weakness

However carefully hidden by the kid"
Pink Floyd, The Wall, "The Happiest Days of Our Lives"
Mr Mericet Mr Pteppic is exactly right. Especially about the over-confidence.
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