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In a time long ago, in a place far away...there was a man who stood up to injustice...but few know of his humble beginnings...this is that story...the story of...Reynaldo the Assassin!

Reynaldo the Assassin is a 25-part Machinima series based on The Elder Scrolls III Morrowind. Made by a single college student working from his basement in his spare time, it chronicles the story of Reynaldo, a young man who discovers that he is the bastard son of an assassin. Reynaldo sets out to find the father he never met, and begins a series of strange quests (which turn out to be "A complete waste of time, effort, and demon magic.")

Reynaldo finds his dad, who then sends him on a series of training missions to become an assassin. Rey's dad also teaches Rey how to summon a demonic sidekick, a Deadpan Snarker "lesser demonoid of the subtype Scampus" whom he names Lil' Rey.

Though the characters hardly ever move except off-screen and the creator Oneclipleft is Talking to Himself throughout the whole thing, the series manages to be quite funny due largely to the wacky characterizations.

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