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"You wanna know how big my balls are? My balls are bigger than two of your heads duct taped together. I've been in the middle of shit that would make you piss your pants right now! Uptown, downtown, Harlem, Brooklyn. But there ain't no medals on my chest, assholes, cause I ain't no hero. I'm a fireman. We're not in the business of making heroes here. We're in the business of discovering cowards, because that's what you are if you can't take the heat. You're a pussy, and there ain't no room for pussies in the FDNY!!!"—Tommy Gavin, on the bravery of the FDNY
Rescue Me is a drama series created by comedian Denis Leary and Peter Tolan. The series follows the lives of the firefighters of FDNY station Battalion 15, Engine 99, Ladder Company 62 (referred to as a whole by the firefighters as "62 Truck"), as they deal with the job, their personal lives, and the strange quirks and oddities that seem to only happen to firefighters (such as the fact that women, no matter what their preference, line up like geese for firemen.) The series starts three years after 9/11, with many in the house still reeling from the loss of four brother firemen, one of whom was Tommy's cousin and best friend. From there, it is a long, slippery slope into cheating, homosexual bashing, questioning life itself, and death. The show was well received by both viewers and critics for its willingness to tackle every subject from alcoholism to rape.
The show ran for seven seasons and concluded on September 7th, 2011 - less than a week before the tenth anniversary of 9/11, which was a major point within the last season as well.
Picking up four years after 9/11, the members of FDNY Ladder Company 62 are still dealing with that day, especially Tommy Gavin, as he finds himself seeing his dead cousin's ghost, as well as dealing with his ex-wife dating his neighbor from across the street, while he dates Sheila, his cousin's widow. The station's chief, Jerry Reilly, assaults a former firefighter who claimed that 20 of the 9/11 firefighters were homosexual. Firefighter Sean Garrity starts to date one of firefighter Franco Rivera's many ex's, leading to his discovery of a daughter. Probie Mike Silletti secretly starts to date a "fat chick", and Lt. Ken Shea deals with 9/11 by writing poetry, and starts to have an affair. The death of another fireman causes the city to send female firefighter Laura Miles to the station, where she and Tommy start to clash. At the close of the season, Tommy's reckless behavior gets Franco injured, and he comes home to find his wife and children gone.
The season opens with Tommy at a station on Staten Island, his replacement Sully much more popular than Tommy. However, when the 62 Truck crew find him in a blazing sexual club, they discover that Sully is a crossdresser and force him out of the station, clearing the way for Tommy's return. However, Tommy and his brother Johnny discover their father has, for much of their lives, had an extramarital affair, producing two sons, one of whom is a suspected pedophile priest. Probie Mike stalks his ex, the Chief Reilly's wife is deteriorating from Alzheimers, forcing him to contact his estranged son; Laura dates Franco, then leaves both him and the firehouse, and Lt. Shea is conned out of his life savings by a prostitute. As Tommy and his wife reconcile, their only son is killed by a drunk driver, who is then killed by Tommy's uncle Teddy.
As the third season opens, Tommy and his wife Janet are separated, Uncle Teddy is in jail for murder, and Tommy's cop brother Johnny is dating Janet. When Tommy confronts his wife over the relationship, he "rapes" her. However, her attitude afterwords suggests she did not mind, and possibly even enjoyed the experience. Lt. Shea is spiraling downwards after being conned, and Probie Mike starts a sexual relationship with his male roommate, while Garrity dates Tommy's sister. Tommy starts to see Sheila again, who drugs Tommy in order to have sex. Janet becomes pregnant by either Tommy or Johnny, and decides the boy will fill the void of her first son. Probie Mike's possible homosexuality is discovered by the rest of the firefighters, and Tommy is forced to come to his defense. Franco starts to date an older rich woman, but she takes away his daughter, who Franco cannot take back due to legal issues. Shea moves in with Tommy, and starts sleep with a nun who is intending to leave her convent, planning on taking her to Florida and becoming a hand on his cousin's fishing boat. Chief Reilly takes a second job to try and pay for his wife's healthcare costs, but suffers a heart attack when he takes Viagra to have sex with his wife's caregiver. Johnny is shot three times by an assassin, and at the funeral, Maggie and Sean announce they will be married. When Probie Mike mentions transferring, Tommy goes to the house he tried to transfer to and blatantly lies, saying Mike is a coward. With the rest of the house breaking up, however, Tommy decides to move in with Sheila. He changes his mind when Shea doesn't leave, Mike's transfer is denied, and Franco fails the Lieutenants exam. However, in an attempt to get Tommy to stay, Sheila lights her house on fire after drugging Tommy. The ending shows Sheila trying to wake Tommy as the house burns.
The opening reveals both Tommy and Sheila were saved by volunteers, but both are also accused of arson and insurance fraud. Janet gives birth, but after initially warming to the child, it's jet-black hair leads everyone to believe it is Johnny's. Uncle Teddy is released from prison, but abandons his wife at a coffee shop. Chief Reilly, after being taken off active duty due to his heart attack, kills himself, to everyone's shock. The situation with the baby worsens, when it is revealed to not only constantly cry, but wails louder when it is held by Janet. This leads Sheila to offer Tommy money to give her the baby, which Tommy seriously considers after a long conversation with his brother's ghost, the spirit trying to convince Tommy to drown the baby in the Hudson. However, when Janet learns of the exchange, she beats Tommy with a frying pan, then runs him down with her car. After briefly (really briefly) checking to make sure he's alive, Janet uses her youngest daughter to get the baby back. Eventually, Tommy shares custody of the baby, using his oldest daughter, Colleen, as a middle man in exchange for a no-limits credit card. In turn, Colleen's boyfriend uses the card to buy an engagement ring for another girl. When confronted by Colleen on the matter, the boyfriend explains that Tommy scares him, making Colleen despise Tommy even more. Maggie and Sean are together on and off, but Maggie drifts away, making Sean desperate enough to fake alcoholism, just to be with her. Finally, the Gavin family decides to hold their own AA meetings, due to the mass of drunks in the family. Tommy begins seeing a woman who can't be touched after an orgasm, and Janet takes a job where she dates her younger boss. New firefighter Bart joins the house, though he prefers to be called Sean. Since he is Africa-American, the crew take to calling him "Black Sean", to tell the two Sean's apart. Negotiating to get him on the station's basketball team, Shea and Franco excuse him from probie work, much to Tommy's chagrin. However, when Black Sean proves himself in a fire, Tommy gives him a begrudging respect. The final episode shows Tommy, his father, Uncle Teddy, Shea and Garrity at a Newark Bears game, where Shea equates life to baseball. At the game, as Tommy points out a line drive to his father, he discovers the eldest Gavin is dead. Not knowing what else to do, Tommy simply puts his arm around his father's shoulders, and watches the game.
The season begins with Tommy and family dealing with the loss of Tommy's father at the end of last season, though Tommy (unlike the rest of his family) isn't willing to forgive the fact that his father was a bastard up until his death. The beginning of the season also showed the firemen taking ownership of a bar, Sheila seeing a therapist, and Janet dating a wheelchair-bound Michael J. Fox. Meanwhile, a French reporter named Genevieve begins to strike a fire in the house with her new book about 9/11, an event that some of the crew still have very deep-rooted feelings about. It is during this time that Tommy discovers his cousin didn't die during the fall of the first tower, but a little bit after that. Sean Garrity, meanwhile, learns he has developed kidney cancer and is forced into treatment. Franco enters a boxing tournament and hooks up with a girl who may or may not be a lesbian, Black Shaun continues to see Colleen, Mike (who is Probie no longer) begins a band, and Lou has another encounter with Candy, the woman who ripped him off earlier in the show. The rest of the season involves Damian becoming part of Tommy's firehouse, Katy drifting farther from her family, Sheila and Janet continuing to go off the deep end, and a new woman named Kelly coming into Tommy's life. The season finale involves the aftermath of a tragedy in the Gavin family, a plot by Janet and Sheila going haywire, and Uncle Teddy giving a surprise visit to the bar.
The show has been picked up for a sixth and seventh season, the final episode set to air sometime in Fall 2011, ten years after 9/11.
This show contains examples of:
- Actor Allusion -- In a Season 2 Episode,Tommy is insulted at being told he resembles Conan O'Brien. Denis Leary and Conan O'Brien are cousins in Real Life
- The Alcoholic -- Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. He'll use prescription drugs recreationally when he can get his hands on them, too.
- All Just a Dream -- Many episodes begin In Medias Res and turn out to be this.
- The biggest one has to be in the final episode which opens with Lou eulogizing his fellow crew members, only for Tommy to wake up, revealing that Lou was only of the core six dead.
- Ashes to Crashes: What do you expect when you let Mike hold Lou's ashes?
- And the best part? They have to resort to mixing what remains of Lou's ashes with cake mix. Several characters, including Lou's ghost remark how that is either symbolic or fitting.
- Big Damn Heroes -- Averted. There are times when the crew cannot get to a victim in time.
- Bigger Is Better in Bed -- The boys have a measuring contest. Franco wins - 9 inches.
- Another fireman at the house, Billy, would have won that contest with 10 inches, had he entered the contest and had he not died a few days earlier.
- Also, Chief Feinberg is implied to have one of Gag Penis proportions.
- Big Screwed-Up Family -- The Gavins. As one character noted, they're so screwed up they make the Jacksons look like the Osmonds.
- Bolivian Army Cliffhanger: The penultimate episode has one of these with the entire crew, save for Feinberg and Needles, going to a fire that seems pretty routine until every possible exit is closed to them. But wait! There's a roof exit! There isn't. It's walled over. Cue Earthshattering Kaboom. Cut to black. And all in an episode whose first half was a pretty lighthearted outing at Black Shawn and Coleen's wedding. Talk about your Mood Whiplash.
- Bunny Ears Lawyer -- The entire cast can enter into here at times. Tommy's a drunk compulsive liar, Franco nearly got his station into a brawl with another, Sean Garrity is a bonehead and Mike is still unsure of himself. They still fight fires and save lives.
- Butt Monkey -- Probie Mike is constantly treated as such, being the station's newest and most sexually confused member. Even after he outgrows the name Probie, Mike is still treated this way, to the point that he loses the very band he created.
- Call Back: The series finale ends with Tommy giving a lecture to new recruits, much like he did in the first episode.
- Sheila's sex and fire speech also gets a callback in the episode, when Tommy announces his retirement to her.
- Character Development: Particularly notable with Needles, who is a consummate nice guy when he first comes into the station, and as an especially young chief commands little respect from the crew. In Season Five, after breaking up a fight in the station, he delivers a World of Cardboard Speech to his crew, takes a level in badass, and fully steps into his role as Da Chief.
- Cliff Hanger: Seasons 3 and 5 both end on fairly agonizing cliffhangers.
- Conflict Ball / Idiot Ball: Much of the show's drama would be avoided if the characters would occasionally tell each other the truth. Tommy in particular is a pathological liar, even when it's in his best interests to tell the truth.
- Cop Show -- Subverted to the tenth power.
- Cowboy Cop -- Subverted in name, but not action. Tommy is very headstrong about his life and job.
- Crime-Time Soap-- Sort of, but with fires instead of crimes.
- Da Chief -- Jerry Reilly, followed by Sidney Feinberg and Needles Nelson.
- Death by Sex -- Jerry Reilly, though not directly.
- Dirty Old Man -- Uncle Teddy. Still likable, though, at least sometimes.
- Double Standard Rape (Female on Male) -- Averted Trope. Sheila's rapes of Tommy are very disturbing and definitely not Double Standard.
- Downer Ending -- Season 1 ends with Tommy's wife having left him and taking the kids. Two ends by Tommy's only son being killed by a drunk driver. Three has Tommy trapped in a burning building. Four ends with Tommy having his Dad die next to him at a minor league ball game. Season Five ends with Teddy shooting Tommy. Most individual episodes end this way, too.
- Subverted in the series finale. Thank God.
- Dysfunction Junction -- Seriously, I shouldn't even have to tell you this.
- Everybody's Dead, Dave-- In the series finale its revealed that only Lou survived the previous episode's cliffhanger. Actually subverted, it's Lou that died and left the others behind.
- Firemen Are Hot: Thoroughly averted in this pretty realistic series. There are a few fair ones, but most of the guys are normal-looking people. Firefighters are employed for their credentials after all, not their looks. In one episode Gavin did encounter a women who seemed to hold this belief. She was passively waiting in her room for somebody to come for her while the building was burning up around her and comes on to Gavin when he tries to escort her out, all in the pursuit of some Rescue Romance scenario.
- The Fun in Funeral: Lou's, though it zigzags between this and Meaningful Funeral.
- Gambit Roulette -- Pulled off successfully by, believe it or not, Lou! After she betrayed him way back in season two, Candy returns in season five to make amends with him. They fall in love, they make plans together, they get married, they plan a vacation, Lou steals all her money and then sics the cops on her, they- wait, what? The look on his face as he reveals his diabolical plan is simply priceless.
- The Ghost -- Tommy's mother, taken almost literally with the season one finale.
- Hair-Trigger Temper -- Sheila is called this by Tommy's latest love interest in the season five finale. Tommy has shades of this too.
- Heroic Comedic Sociopath -- Partially subverted with Tommy. He does lots of morally questionable or downright bad things for fun and profit, but he isn't in it for wanton destruction or to fulfill some psychological compulsion. He's just angry and being mean is, for him, easier.
- Hot Mom -- Janet, Sheila, Angie, and others.
- The Immodest Orgasm -- Janet, so very much. Of particular note is the bed and breakfast in season five. She and Tommy make so much noise that everyone else in the place comes out into the hall to see what's going on... just in time to see them break down the door.
- Don't forget about Gina Gershon's guest appearances, who'd refuse to be touched after getting off.
- Infant Immortality -- Subverted at the end of Season 2.
- Instant Death Bullet -- Subverted at the end of season five. Teddy takes it into consideration that Tommy won't die right away, and plans to sit and watch him "fade away".
- Interrogation by Vandalism: In one episode, Tommy begins dropping Sheila's expensive house decorations on the floor until she tells him what happened when he was unconscious. She still doesn't tell him, but she makes up a pretty believable lie.
- Karma Houdini: Teddy calls Tommy this, but considering how crappy Tommy's life is, the trope itself is averted. Sheila, on the other hand, fits this to a T after what she pulls in Season 3 (see Moral Event Horizon).
- Teddy himself is one. He doesn't get any jail time for shooting Tommy.
- Kill'Em All: Subverted in the series finale.
- Killed Off for Real -- Once a season. Tommy's mother, Connor, Johnny, Jerry Reilly, Tommy's father, and Ellie.
- Lou in the series finale.
- Magical Realism: If you believe Tommy isn't hallucinating when he sees ghosts of his dead cousin, brother, father, son, various other firefighters, the vengeful spirit of his disabled godson Damion, and, in the final scene, Lou. Oh and Jesus in season 2.
- Manipulative Bastard -- Yeah, yeah, we know that Tommy has this in him. But Sheila and Janet are constantly fighting for this title.
- Mood Whiplash: The show lives off this trope.
- Mother-Daughter Threesome -- In the episode "High", Mike is at a bar, and a hot cougar asks him if he's up for a little mother-daughter action. But then he finds out that she's the daughter...
- Never Trust a Trailer: The Season 6 finale made it seem like Damian was killed. Instead he suffered major brain damage and became a vegetable.
- The series finale implied that everyone except for Feinberg and Needles was killed from the explosion. The only casualty was Lou.
- No Ending: At least it feels that way after the finale's cold open subverts a Kill'Em All Grand Finale. In the end only Lou dies, Janet names her baby Shea Gavin after Lou but otherwise things go on as normal. The only other things that are really different is that Tommy's better off than before, he won't be turning to alcohol to drown his sorrows and he now sees Lou's ghost instead of Jimmy. And Lou's ghost seems less vengeful and more helpful.
- No-Holds-Barred Beatdown: Tommy to Johnny, when he discovers the latter's relationship with Janet.
- Not So Stoic: Tommy's a veritable geyser of Manly Tears.
- Off the Wagon: Tommy in Season 5.
- With the rest of his family getting off with him.
- "Off the wagon" doesn't begin to cover it. At the rate that he gets on and off, either he must be really good at catching up, or that's a very slow wagon.
- Played with to death in the finale season where he almost falls off three times.
- Our Ghosts Are Different -- The menagerie of ghosts Tommy witnesses verbally lambaste him, insult him, tear him down, bring him up, and eventually, abandon him and set his apartment on fire, only to return once Tommy and his buddies set up the bar. In Season 6, Tommy finally gets tired of hearing them talk about how everything is his fault, and turns on Jimmy and Connor. His best friend-cousin and his son.
Tommy: You're the hero?! Huh?! How about all the times I pulled your ass out of shit, huh? Huh? Who was the hero then, asshole? Huh? Christ almighty, half the medals you had on your chest were because I didn't goddamn want 'em!
(kicks Jimmy in the gut)
Tommy: The one time I take my goddamn eyes off you, you wander off! Ends up being the biggest goddamn tragedy in the history of the fire service, huh, and you're the hero and I'm the goddamn goat?!
(kicks Jimmy in the gut again)
Tommy: I'm glad you're dead. I'm glad you're dead, and I'm glad I'm alive.
- Lou's ghost, as seen in the final scene, is extremely chill. It's just like any other scene between Tommy and him, just with Lou dead.
- The Philosopher -- Lt. Shea, through the various seasons.
- Real Song Theme Tune-- The theme is a shortened version of "C'mon C'mon" by the Von Bondies. Oddly for such an emphatically New York show, the Von Bondies are an emphatically Detroit band.
- Redemption Equals Death -- After Tommy's dad passes, his family reflects on the good times they had together. Except for Tommy.
- Shoot the Shaggy Dog: The episode "Seven." All of the firefighters managed to rescue seven children, only to find out that all of them were burnt to a crisp by the time they reached the ground. And then their mother dies later that night.
- Shout-Out: Tommy's Nephew Connor has Animerica posters all over his room, including a nice Rebuild of Evangelion one.
- Sign of the Apocalypse: "Sean Garrity readin' a book."
- Trauma Conga Line -- Tommy, nearly every episode.
- Twofer Token Minority -- Franco is a Puerto Rican Single Father.
- Victim Falls For Rapist -- When Janet and Tommy argue over the furniture.
- Wham! Episode -- The aptly named Happy in season two changed the entire direction of the show, proving that the writers have the balls to take anything and everything away from Tommy, and the tragedy is brought up on a regular basis to this day.
- What the Hell, Hero? -- Pick an episode, any episode, and you'll probably find an example of this.
- Tommy has his Secret Evil Plans.
- Yandere -- Sheila. See the trope page entry. See also Moral Event Horizon, on the YMMV page.
- Your Princess Is in Another Castle: Just when Tommy thought he was done seeing ghosts, Lou pops up in his truck.
- At least he seems to be a friendly ghost.