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"It's true... no man is an island. But if you take a bunch of dead guys and tie 'em together, they make a pretty good raft."
—Bug-Eyed Earl

Not sure it's possible, but here goes. Red Meat is a three-panel gag-per-day comic by Max Cannon that started in 1989 before moving to the web in 1996. It specialises in crossing the line twice, starring a host of bizarre characters talking in supposedly normal situations that are turned on their heads by the punchline. Stark, motionless art and a lack of backgrounds add to the feeling of straight-faced madness.

Recurring characters:

Main website here. Not as active as it used to be -- posts repeat or touched-up strips, but there are some new ones as well.

Examples of Red Meat include:
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