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 Kirk: Do you know what our problem is?

Flint: Financing sir?

Kirk: No, it's that damn Johnny Depp.


An obscure film but beloved within its cult following, Pirates of the Great Salt Lake is the heart-warming tale of two modern would be pirates... wandering around the Great Salt Lake.

A 2006 Mollywood comedy, we follow two out-of-luck smoes as they sail row across the Lake, attempting to plunder and ravage modern Utah, only to find that they're not very successful. When they just so happen to find a genuine treasure map, their luck changes ...from bad to worse.

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  Kirk: I think he's talking to that grove of trees...


 Flint: We're Lewis and Clarke!

Kirk: Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer!

Flint: We're Siegfried And Roy!

Kirk:...No we're not.

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