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You've just received an invitation to the royal ball. But what to wear? You're a princess and/or part of the Fiction 500, but you don't have a dress that truly shows that off. You're not a fashion designer, so what to do?
Well worry not, for Trope Co® can easily supply you with your very own Pimped-Out Dress! We will lavishly, but tastefully, embellish your dress with your choice of trimmings (preferably three to five from the following list):
- Including Giant Poofy Sleeves
- Frills of Justice are compatible with this product.
- Jewelry (more sparkly the better)
- Gold or Silver Lamé
- Fur (real or fake)
- Flowers (placed in any manner)
- A Hand Muff, Bouquet, Stole, Hat and/or other accessories.
- Matching Requisite Royal Regalia
- For our royally minded consumers, this product can also fulfill the Ermine Cape Effect
- Weapons or shields, for the more daring of you.
- This includes a Beehive Barrier
You won't just be the belle of the ball. You'll be the belle of the year, with every other rich girl trying to copy your amazing dress. But of course none can top it. Trope Co® gives you a unique dress guarantee for that.
And if you feel your dress is good enough to wear elsewhere, spring for our new "Dura-Fabric Coating", which will ensure your dress can stand up to anything, and still allow you to move as gracefully as a butterfly* .
* Dress available in Real Life and fiction. "Dura-Fabric Coating" currently only available in fiction.