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  • Their very first play-through of One Piece:

 GM: A pirate ship! Enemy Attack! Enemy Attack!

Sailor 1: I roll for initiative! 16!

GM: They haven't boarded the ship yet!

Sailor 2: I use my grappling hook!

GM: Why-No! Just go look for the Captain.

Sailor 1: Good Idea. We can kill the Captain and take the ship.

GM: I meant your Captain.

Sailor 1: That's who I meant.

 Nat: I poke my head out the door and look around. Do I see anything?

GM: You see nothing.

Nat: I step outside.

GM: As soon as you step outside, you notice Alvida's ship pulling alongside the ship.

Nat: This is the same ship you told me about?

GM: Yes.

Nat: I run back inside.

 Nat: Wait hold on. You were inside that barrel the whole time?

Luke: Yep.

Nat: The barrel made for holding wine.

Luke: Uh huh...

Nat: The completely sealed barrel that had to be broken open?

Luke: That's the one! Anyway, I was probably sleeping in there and didn't notice someone was sealing it up.

Nat: I get it now.

GM: You do?

Nat: Luke's playing an idiot.

 Alvida: Are you prepared to 'DIE', Coby?

Luffy: Dun Dun Duuuun... wait I thought Cory wanted to die to get a new character?

Alvida: ...Are you prepared to be KNOCKED OUT?

Luffy: Dun Dun Duuuun!

  • The GM uses skittles to represent Mooks. Cue this during the second arc:

 Cory: Hooooly Crap. The GM just opened up three bags of skittles.

  • Luffy Vs. Mohgi

 GM: Look, you got cover bonus for the bars, okay? But he's likely to either hit you or miss the cage. Unless I roll an 11 or 12.

  • Rolls*

Gm: Sonuva-


GM: Who cursed my dice?

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