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- Their very first play-through of One Piece:
GM: A pirate ship! Enemy Attack! Enemy Attack!
Sailor 1: I roll for initiative! 16!
GM: They haven't boarded the ship yet!
Sailor 2: I use my grappling hook!
GM: Why-No! Just go look for the Captain.
Sailor 1: Good Idea. We can kill the Captain and take the ship.
GM: I meant your Captain.
Sailor 1: That's who I meant.
- When Natalie first appears in the story:
Nat: I poke my head out the door and look around. Do I see anything?
GM: You see nothing.
Nat: I step outside.
GM: As soon as you step outside, you notice Alvida's ship pulling alongside the ship.
Nat: This is the same ship you told me about?
Nat: I run back inside.
- When Luke first appears in the story by popping out of a wine barrel:
Nat: Wait hold on. You were inside that barrel the whole time?
Nat: The barrel made for holding wine.
Luke: Uh huh...
Nat: The completely sealed barrel that had to be broken open?
Luke: That's the one! Anyway, I was probably sleeping in there and didn't notice someone was sealing it up.
Nat: I get it now.
GM: You do?
Nat: Luke's playing an idiot.
- When Cory's character was about to be killed:
Alvida: Are you prepared to 'DIE', Coby?
Luffy: Dun Dun Duuuun... wait I thought Cory wanted to die to get a new character?
Alvida: ...Are you prepared to be KNOCKED OUT?
Luffy: Dun Dun Duuuun!
Cory: Hooooly Crap. The GM just opened up three bags of skittles.
- Luffy Vs. Mohgi
GM: Look, you got cover bonus for the bars, okay? But he's likely to either hit you or miss the cage. Unless I roll an 11 or 12.
GM: Who cursed my dice?