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"My colleague is a doctor of medicine. I am a Doctor of many things."—The Doctor, Doctor Who
"After I got my Ph.D., my mother took great relish in introducing me as, 'This is my son, he's a doctor but not the kind that helps people.'"—Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
Aris Boch: Dr. Jackson, if you don't mind treating my wound.Dr. Jackson: ...of archeology.
Dr. Jackson: I'm an archaeologist.
Aris Boch: I know, but you're also a doctor.
Dogen: What do you think's wrong with my brain, Doctor?Dr. Loboto: How should I know? I'm a dentist.
Buck Laughlin: Well, we're here with Dr. Theodore Millbank, President of the Mayflower Kennel Club, and Doctor, let me ask you something: I've got a little bursitis in my shoulder. Do you recommend heat or cold?Buck Laughlin: *chuckling* I know that. *to the camera* I'm just kidding the doctor. He's not that kind of doctor, but he's got such a good sense of humor we like to have a few laughs.
Dr. Millbank: I'm not that kind of doctor.
Jim: Well, you've gotta help her!Doppler: Dangit, Jim, I'm an astronomer, not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor, but not that kind of doctor, I have a doctorate, it's not the same thing, you can't help people with a doctorate. You just sit there and you're useless!