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"This is the best movie I’ve ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion!"
—Fry, Futurama
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Peter: Siam, 2015 AD. The city lies in ruins after the Ninth Nucular World War. It is a grim future with lots of explosions and partial nudity, a future where an oppressive new king has seized power. Only one man can stop him. No, one machine! I am an Automaton Nucular Neohuman Android. You may call me ANNA. I am a robot ninja from the planet England who is here to destroy you and free this land from your tyranny. |
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"Normally a guy with cybernetic implants would be evenly matched against a ninja secretly disguised as a housemaid, but throw in a child with the ability to freeze time and, well, now things actually get confusing."
—adultswim.com, on Code Geass
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Iruka: Don't worry Naruto! A wound like this could never kill a ninja, especially a robot ninja like me! |
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"Tyrannosaurs in F-14s!!" |
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"Then you see the chainsaw ninja zombie and the last two things that go through your mind is (sic) the thought ohmygodthatissocool and a chainsaw."
—Jackrabbit, Dwarf Fortress forums
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"Richard Garriot's tabletop Dungeons and Dragons game must have been just about the most glorious thing in human history. This game takes D&D, Star Trek, Star Wars, Doctor Who among many other things, throws them in a blender and hits the puree switch, any my god is it beautiful. This guy is a god of nerds."
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They became vampires. Vampire wizard ninja brothers from the moon.
—Axe Cop, Episode 9
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Squidward: I could be anything I set my mind to. I could be a football player, or a king, or a spaceman. —SpongeBob SquarePants, "Can You Spare a Dime?"
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"I'd never thought i'd ever say this but the climax of the film involves Holmes in a hot air ballon fighting Iron Man in a giant robot dragon while Watson rides on horseback to stop an android from blowing up Buckingham Palace. I can't even make a joke about that!"
—The Cinema Snob describing the climax of The Asylum's Sherlock Holmes
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James: "It's really one of the greatest twists ever. The mummy is a werewolf." —Cinemassacre reviews Face of the Screaming Werewolf
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'I'm a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!'
—A Series of Unfortunate Events 'Carmelita Spats
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Marik: "What am I, part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell?"
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'You're a crazed penniless lobster doctor. No combination of you should be a comedian!'
—Hermes (a Jamaican limboing accountant), Futurama
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"[Lord English] is many things. A time traveling crime lord pimp. An omnipotent, indestructible puppet-based demon. A monster born out of an ancient, short, smug, cueball-headed gunslinger, the blight of two universes by his birth alone. An Egyptian pharaoh Incredible Hulk in shredded pants and suspenders with a green Jigsaw puppet-like skull for head, a gold fang, and flashing pool balls for eyes. And with his gold cuestick pegleg and long coat, appears to also be somewhat reminiscent of a pirate, and may or may not bear some tenuous connection to Skipper Plumbthroat, nemesis of all Squiddles, who have been clearly shown to be friendly cartoon-standins for the dark gods."
—Andrew Hussie, via Tumblr
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"And the best part is that the dead pimp is also a state assemblyman. Because he won the election! So somehow, the most boring thing about him is the biggest surprise! It's like someone was like 'Bodybuilder-Dracula-librarian!' You don't see it coming."
—The Daily Show
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