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Nicki Minaj Is Anemone From Another Dimension or Alternate Universe

As much as I hate to say it, just look at Nicki Minaj at 1:08-1:09 in this video. She gives off a very Anemone-ish vibe. Or maybe it's just me.[1]

Nicki is a closet asexual.

  • Well, she said that she never had sex with a woman (nor have dated one), although some songs of her have lesbian themes in them. Nicki also mentions that she hasn't dated a man in a while either...
    • Yes, I know that she sings songs with sexual themes in them, but that doesn't mean that she's a sexual person; it's probably just a cover of her asexuality.

Nicki Minaj will parlay her fame into a career in politics

  • She has two immediate options: she can either run for Congress representing Queens, NYC, or she can return to Trinidad And Tobago and run for office there.

The Nicki Minaj conspiracy

  • Nicki Minaj is the result of an experiment by Ainsley Harriott and the Pope to turn the pokemon Jynx into Mavis Beacon, however the experiment was only partially successful as during the conversion process Ainsley made a rather unfortunate typo and she ended up being "made of bacon." With the Pope's benediction Jynx/Nicki managed to retain her new (slightly burnt/crispy) human form but suffered catastrophic vocal mutilations which caused her to have the voice of a pig that she does now.

Nicki Minaj is actually a troll

In the song, Knockout, which is presumably about sex, she says, "Aw fuck it!/ Give me the damn bucket!" Trolls only of reproducing is using buckets.


  1. I actually hate her music, but when my siblings showed me the video, the first thing i thought of when I saw her was "Anemone"
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